God he looks like a bond villain, who throws his shoe babay?
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Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4
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Can you sort finny out? Get him an asian bride or something. Give him a bex.
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I love David Penberthy. His opinions are calm and democratic. His face is looks so democratic. He's a cool, fun loving dude.
"And the carpet matches the curtains too, just quietly!"
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"And the carpet matches the curtains too, just quietly!"
I'd rather **** a cheese grater.
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All the blood just left my penis. All of it.
"And the carpet matches the curtains too, just quietly!"
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did you know he is the ghost writer on kane cornes book , david comes into the shop were I work and tells me what chapters there working on and how the book is going , loved having a go at him when KT slammed him in the media , he was so slimy saying KT was having a go at the wrong person
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NFR but just heard on a radio news service that questions are being asked about the mental state of the co-pilot who deliberately crashed the Germanwings flight in the French Alps. Really? You mean that's not normal? 
Latte's, Benson & Hedges, Verbal Diarrhoea & a MonobrowI love David Penberthy. His opinions are calm and democratic. His face is looks so democratic. He's a cool, fun loving dude.
Oh, I would. I would absolutely believe you. Coz the same s#it happens to me!
Even from close family who've (allegedly) known me my whole life.
One year, Mum even misspelt my name on my birthday card.
She cracked it when I threw that s#it straight in the bin.
FFS...
Calm down Micheal......
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Your mum remembered your birthday at least
Micheal wrote the boat ashore
Hallelujah
#Malcom
Hallelujah
#Malcom
I think #Micheal should compare notes with #Malcom on how to deal with people who allegedly adore you but couldn't be bothered getting your name right....
#Mikeal
CAMPAIGNERS!!!
This year, at least. Last year, not so much.
Verbatim transcript of a phone call, November 11, 2014.
Mobile rings. Caller ID says "Mum." Reluctantly answer.
Me: Yeah?
Mum: Happy birthday!
Me: Huh?
Mum: Happy birthday!
Me: What're you on about?
Mum: It's your birthday.
Me: No, it's not.
Mum: Yes, it is. Happy birthday!
Me: What date is it?
Mum: November eleven.
Me: Yeah.
Mum: Happy birthday, you feckin arseh*le!
Me: I was born on December eleven, you dumb bitch. You should know. You were there!
#Micheal
Your mum remembered your birthday at least
This year, at least. Last year, not so much.
Verbatim transcript of a phone call, November 11, 2014.
Mobile rings. Caller ID says "Mum." Reluctantly answer.
Me: Yeah?
Mum: Happy birthday!
Me: Huh?
Mum: Happy birthday!
Me: What're you on about?
Mum: It's your birthday.
Me: No, it's not.
Mum: Yes, it is. Happy birthday!
Me: What date is it?
Mum: November eleven.
Me: Yeah.
Mum: Happy birthday, you feckin arseh*le!
Me: I was born on December eleven, you dumb bitch. You should know. You were there!
#Micheal
* shakes head *
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Sometimes it wasn't so bad. My twin brother would share his presents with me.
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