Roast The media....Shakes Head Part 4

Grave Danger · Mar 25, 2015

VineValerian said:
I drove my chevy down there

Where - the Tax Office?

One year I got a tax assessment where I owed them $0.90, so I went into the ATO (didn't drive the Chevy as their office was just across the road from mine), handed over a $1.00 coin and got my 10 cents change.

Garibaldi Red · Mar 25, 2015

Grave Danger said:
Where - the Tax Office?

One year I got a tax assessment where I owed them $0.90, so I went into the ATO (didn't drive the Chevy as their office was just across the road from mine), handed over a $1.00 coin and got my 10 cents change.

I went to a Citibank office in town to pay off a credit card balance of $0.05. Firstly, I was asked how much I wanted to pay and then when I handed over a dollar coin the teller brings out a calculator to work out the change.

chiwigi · Mar 25, 2015

Garibaldi Red said:
I went to a Citibank office in town to pay off a credit card balance of $0.05. Firstly, I was asked how much I wanted to pay and then when I handed over a dollar coin the teller brings out a calculator to work out the change.

How much was it?

GranFormaggi · Mar 25, 2015

Garibaldi Red said:
I went to a Citibank office in town to pay off a credit card balance of $0.05. Firstly, I was asked how much I wanted to pay and then when I handed over a dollar coin the teller brings out a calculator to work out the change.

I am in some perpetual game with HM Revenue & Customs where each tax return they say I underpaid tax by £0.01. So I overpay by 1p and then I get sent cheques for the refund. Fooking Moopets!

philreich · Mar 25, 2015

dinger said:
Dunno if this was brought up but a quick hot tip to the Triple M team: Screaming 'COP THAT PORT ADELAIDE' on your broadcast of the game is ridiculously unprofessional and reinforces the idea that our media is a bunch of shitty washed up C grade celebs with no proper media training. When I have a casual AFL North Melbourne supporting mate saying 'Does the media always ride Adelaide's dick this hard?' in the car with me you probably aren't doing your job properly.

Fear not: PAFCRadio is on its way.......

Ian Jackson · Mar 25, 2015

philreich said:
Fear not: PAFCRadio is on its way.......

Hurry up! The Adelaide media is driving me crazy!!!

simba_ · Mar 25, 2015

Ian Jackson said:
Hurry up! The Adelaide media is driving me crazy!!!

switch off :~)

SilenceOz · Mar 25, 2015

Here's a tip, read non News ltd websites, listen to podcasts/audiobooks while driving.
Only go to BF or the PAFC site for Sport's news on Port?

No bad media.

mic59 · Mar 25, 2015

simba_ said:
switch off :~)

I can't remember the last time I listened to the radio. Never anything on, anyway.

simba_ · Mar 25, 2015

i heard it on the way home in the car - some cutting edge stuff from the new wrinkles, wrinkles jr, the big bickhead, whatever his nickname is - he reckons the big win getting Ryder in is that it'll free up Westhoff. whoa guys have you even thought about this yet?!

xflamedancer · Mar 25, 2015

simba_ said:
i heard it on the way home in the car - some cutting edge stuff from the new wrinkles, wrinkles jr, the big bickhead, whatever his nickname is - he reckons the big win getting Ryder in is that it'll free up Westhoff. whoa guys have you even thought about this yet?!

Sack Kern, I'll bet it never even occurred to him

Concussion · Mar 25, 2015

mic59 said:
I agree. This describes how the double-up games in their and our draws are decided :

Sides ranked 1-6 on the ladder will have a minimum of two double-meetings with other top six sides and a maximum of three meetings with sides ranked 1-6. They will have a minimum of one double-meeting of sides ranked 7-12 and a maximum of two double-meetings of sides in the 7-12 range. They will have either no double meetings or a maximum of one double meeting with a side ranked 13-18.

· Sides ranked 7-12 on the ladder will have a minimum of one double-meeting with sides ranked 1-6 on the ladder and a maximum of two meetings with sides ranked 1-6. They will have a minimum of two double-meetings of sides ranked 7-12 and a maximum of three double-meetings of sides 7-12. They will have a minimum of one double-meeting of sides ranked 13-18 and a maximum of two double-meetings of sides ranked 13-18.

They have their maximum 1-6 double-up of 2 and we have our maximum 1-6 double-up of 3.
They have their minimum 7-12 double-up of 2 and we have our minimum 7-12 double-up of 1.
They have their minimum 13-18 double-up of 1 and we have our maximum 13-18 double-up of 1.

If you don't consider the respective 2014 positions that is only slightly weighted against us so I see it as perfectly fair.

Now to the teams that both of us play once.

Based on positions after finals Adelaide play;

1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 18.

We play;

4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18.

Just looking at the figures you could even say our one-time opponents are easier than Adelaide's. They have 4 top 6, we have 2. They have 4 bottom 6, we have 5.

Every team plays each other once.

StrappingTape · Mar 25, 2015

SilenceOz said:
Here's a tip, read non News ltd websites, listen to podcasts/audiobooks while driving.
Only go to BF or the PAFC site for Sport's news on Port?

No bad media.

It's nothing to do with NewsLtd, it's all media in this state.

Concussion · Mar 25, 2015

Grave Danger said:
Where - the Tax Office?

One year I got a tax assessment where I owed them $0.90, so I went into the ATO (didn't drive the Chevy as their office was just across the road from mine), handed over a $1.00 coin and got my 10 cents change.

I thought Kerry packer died

philreich · Mar 25, 2015

mic59 said:
I can't remember the last time I listened to the radio. Never anything on, anyway.

I won't be listening to 5DoubleCrow again until their sports show wins the ratings. Of course, that won't happen until Tim Ginever or Kane Cornes replaces one of the current clowns.....

Grave Danger · Mar 25, 2015

CamTASPAFC said:
I thought Kerry packer died

He was in the line next to mine, arguing about being denied a deduction for getting his mate Bondy out of the manure.

PepeSilvia · Mar 25, 2015

StrappingTape said:
It's nothing to do with NewsLtd, it's all media in this state.

To be fair 5AA is owned by Murdoch's shit-head son.

Contested Marx · Mar 25, 2015

Guys, forgive me but I missed it. Where did the #malcom come from?

El_Scorcho · Mar 25, 2015

SaintChris said:
Guys, forgive me but I missed it. Where did the #malcom come from?

During the Crows season launch they honoured Blight but misspelled his name.
The hashtag has gone berserk

Contested Marx · Mar 25, 2015

El_Scorcho said:
During the Crows season launch they honoured Blight but misspelled his name.
The hashtag has gone berserk

Haha. Cheers. Missed it because, you know Crows.

Ant Bear · Mar 25, 2015

SaintChris said:
Guys, forgive me but I missed it. Where did the #malcom come from?

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/the-general-afl-talk-thread.995343/page-1702
For about 6 pages of the linked thread, some of the funniest reading since the Jumpergate laughfest this time last year

Ant Bear · Mar 25, 2015

SaintChris said:
Haha. Cheers. Missed it because, you know Crows.

Edited to link the thread for you to read

Stewart2Austin Reborn · Mar 25, 2015

I don't think it was that funny.

Ant Bear · Mar 25, 2015

Stewart2Austin said:
I don't think it was that funny.

Is your name Malcom?

Dylan8 · Mar 25, 2015

Stewart2Austin said:
I don't think it was that funny.

I do miss tribes' Nige avatar

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