Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[mic59]

There really is a Simpsons reference to everything.

At least Robbie Gray wasn't told to get off the team when he had his hair cut like that.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

tongue firmly implanted in cheek

because you know.. haircuts and shaving apparently makes you play better

I liked your post because it was real man.

 

[Forzaport]

Now Ken has had to deny he's told players to get a haircut and have a shave. Where does this rubbish start?

Kane said last night that Ken isnt a fan of man buns, but he would never tell a player to cut their hair!

Media interpretation;
Ken tells team to have hair cuts and eat cream buns..

"Hinkley scandal update: Ken sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!"

 

[tribey]

There really is a Simpsons reference to everything.

Dean Brogan's grotesquely swollen jaw,
Stevo and his run-in with the law

We're talkin' football,
Queen Street to Port Augusta
Football,
"Catdog" said our beloved Thruster

 

[LFC2010]

Was listening tonight while preparing dinner and hear Stupid banning on about how GWS are favs, GWS are favs, they've never beaten us bicks, they've never beaten us.. last 2 margins were 15 goals.

my god I hope GWS win now! talk about having fat heads.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Ken says get a haircut and get a real job



Get a haircut like your big brother Bob

 

[Steve Dore]

... Stupid banning on about how GWS are favs, GWS are favs, they've never beaten us bicks, they've never beaten us.....

Us?

One of the late, great Richie Benaud's rules of commentary was that there are no team's called "us", "them", "we" or "they".

#balance

 

[CrowMike]

Now Ken has had to deny he's told players to get a haircut and have a shave. Where does this rubbish start?

Ditmar

 

[raman]

My girlfriend, who's only become a fanatical Port/footy fan since she met me, says "Justin is very good looking". I haven't the heart to show her a photo pre-beard.

 

[Dylan8]

qt 3.14

 

[StuMan]

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"Whatcha thinkin bout, Justin?"

 

[Dylan8]

"Whatcha thinkin bout, Justin?"

just thinckging about lyf

(and matty scarlett)

 

[Alyx]

 

[finbarr]

^^^Looks like a young Jon English in a Centrals jumper.

 

[Papa G]

Was told Grandpa Cornes and Dittmar had a few words on MMM this morning. Did anyone hear it?

 

[Alberton Proud]

Was told Grandpa Cornes and Dittmar had a few words on MMM this morning. Did anyone hear it?

It was like a trip to backwards forward land

Dittmar was bagging Port and Cornes was backing in the club's handling of Kane's retirement

 

[Smithy7]

Was listening tonight while preparing dinner and hear Stupid banning on about how GWS are favs, GWS are favs, they've never beaten us bicks, they've never beaten us.. last 2 margins were 15 goals.
my god I hope GWS win now! talk about having fat heads.

Heard that as well. I think that GWS will win

 

[Port 2004]

It was like a trip to backwards forward land

Dittmar was bagging Port and Cornes was backing in the club's handling of Kane's retirement

Dittmar is a flog. Calls himself a Port supporter.

 

[mic59]

Was listening tonight while preparing dinner and hear Stupid banning on about how GWS are favs, GWS are favs, they've never beaten us bicks, they've never beaten us.. last 2 margins were 15 goals.

my god I hope GWS win now! talk about having fat heads.

Bit of research and maths needed there, Cwowie. A goal is 6 points and 15 times 6 is 90. Last two wins were by 68 and 65 points which, while comfortable wins are by just over and just below 11 goals. Back to school.

 

[Biggles62]

Bit of research and maths needed there, Cwowie. A goal is 6 points and 15 times 6 is 90. Last two wins were by 68 and 65 points which, while comfortable wins are by just over and just below 11 goals. Back to school.

Ah! But now it has been said and by 5 double crow it is the new reality. 15 goal margins it is and always will be from now on just like Triggy's clerical error.

 

[Steve Dore]

It was like a trip to backwards forward land

Dittmar was bagging Port and Cornes was backing in the club's handling of Kane's retirement

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[SilenceOz]

I didn't know Graham Cornes was in a comic book.

 

[philreich]

Was listening tonight while preparing dinner and hear Stupid banning on about how GWS are favs, GWS are favs, they've never beaten us bicks, they've never beaten us.. last 2 margins were 15 goals.

my god I hope GWS win now! talk about having fat heads.

A couple of years ago, Hawthorn beat GWS by 162 points - this year the Giants knocked off the premiers. Sounds as if Rowey is clinging to past glories: means nothing tomorrow.

 

[spookism]

It was like a trip to backwards forward land

Dittmar was bagging Port and Cornes was backing in the club's handling of Kane's retirement

In what way?