Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[Pistol Night]

The amount of crutch bulging resulting from finishing 8th instead of 9th is cute.

 

[leon123]

I know we all know. Everything about carlton is the lowest of low, i mean everything. Now, i was warned, but copped a week suspension for repeating word for word statement from a scum member on pies site on their site.

It took 30 seconds until i was suspended for a week. They are a touchy mob, i look forward to another suspension when they lose this weekend

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

I know we all know. Everything about carlton is the lowest of low, i mean everything. Now, i was warned, but copped a week suspension for repeating word for word statement from a scum member on pies site on their site.

It took 30 seconds until i was suspended for a week. They are a touchy mob, i look forward to another suspension when they lose this weekend

The second verse is the same as the first

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

What's this about Carlscum having the biggest merchandise sales out of all AFL clubs?

If so, best explanation came from an sen caller today who said 'that's only because they throw out all their merchandise after a loss & then go back to buy it again after a win'

 

[Fadge]

What's this about Carlscum having the biggest merchandise sales out of all AFL clubs?

If so, best explanation came from an sen caller today who said 'that's only because they throw out all their merchandise after a loss & then go back to buy it again after a win'

'Bandwagoners'

 

[Tadpole]

The amount of crutch bulging resulting from finishing 8th instead of 9th is cute.

And that was only due to percentage.

 

[Tadpole]

The second verse is the same as the first

Little bit louder, and a little bit worse.

 

[76woodenspooners]

This seemed to be the best thread to post this interesting article about the origins of the term “Wooden spoon”.

The article is specifically written about NRL, but it can apply equally to the AFL.

(TL;DR: Originated in 1700’s and awarded to the Cambridge University maths class dunce)

The odd and ancient history of the wooden spoon

When Wests Tigers and Parramatta Eels meet at Campbelltown on Friday night, they each face the ignominy of the NRL's wooden spoon with defeat. But where did that term come from, and what does it have to do with Cambridge University's Maths department?

www.abc.net.au

(Tigers going for the AFL - NRL wooden spoon double … nice)

 

[Maggie5]

I know we all know. Everything about carlton is the lowest of low, i mean everything. Now, i was warned, but copped a week suspension for repeating word for word statement from a scum member on pies site on their site.

It took 30 seconds until i was suspended for a week. They are a touchy mob, i look forward to another suspension when they lose this weekend

I would be careful about posting if I were you. If the Blues lose they won't take too kindly opposition posters posting and frankly I wouldn't blame them.

Pointless being suspended when so much coming up in news (delistings/trades etc) for our club and not being able to post.

 

[Chameleon75]

Not long now before the butchering of carlton begins

 

[HoraceStrasbork]

Want to have them beaten so badly that their supporters start leaving during the first quarter. No joy no thrill of maybe being in the game. Just a pummelling from the first bounce and a record score kicked against them. Abject misery on their cursed breed

 

[Doc1763]

Want to have them beaten so badly that their supporters start leaving during the first quarter. No joy no thrill of maybe being in the game. Just a pummelling from the first bounce and a record score kicked against them. Abject misery on their cursed breed

100 point thrashing would be very enjoyable

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

100 point thrashing would be very enjoyable

If they can't beat Saints in a game to make the finals, surely Lions beat them easily ..

 

[Vicky Park]

Want to have them beaten so badly that their supporters start leaving during the first quarter. No joy no thrill of maybe being in the game. Just a pummelling from the first bounce and a record score kicked against them. Abject misery on their cursed breed

I’d probably go harder, but this is a good start.

 

[cfc19902010]

Bring on the gabbatoir

 

[partypie]

Not gonna lie, the scum making history in the first-quarter might just have brought a bit of a twinkle to the eye tonight...

 

[leon123]

I would be careful about posting if I were you. If the Blues lose they won't take too kindly opposition posters posting and frankly I wouldn't blame them.

Pointless being suspended when so much coming up in news (delistings/trades etc) for our club and not being able to post.

I think harmless in mentioning, 1974. Touchy mob they are

 

[Maggie5]

I think harmless in mentioning, 1974. Touchy mob they are

Post at your own risk is all I am saying.

 

[Ctracks]

Can the final score be 200-0

 

[spartan-magpie]

I can smell what the blues are cooking.


It’s a hot, steaming pile of shyte.


Gotta love Carltoon.

 

[spartan-magpie]

Carlton needs to sign Voss for 5 more years. Asap.

 

[cfc19902010]

There’s a beautiful thing unfolding at the gabbatoir



9-5 to zero


Lololololol

 

[whiskeytown]

Carlton fans right now.. when given the choice between letting the game go on… or amputation

 

[caloschwaby]

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for them

 

[Pies_10]

What a minnow nothing club they've become.