Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[Anzacday]

What is it with you; ignorance or apathy?!

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Too good not to share..

 

[manicpie]

This pack of idiots have already locked in next years flag. Talk about getting ahead of yourselves. Hopefully they keep talking themselves up because once the season starts, reality is going to hit them right between the eyes. I think they forgot that every other side will improve also, especially the good ones.

 

[Pistol Night]

This pack of idiots have already locked in next years flag. Talk about getting ahead of yourselves. Hopefully they keep talking themselves up because once the season starts, reality is going to hit them right between the eyes. I think they forgot that every other side will improve also, especially the good ones.

I struggle to see where Carlton have improved over the off season? They do seem to think that making a prelim ensures itll all happen again next year. Sad

 

[Fat Jesus]

I struggle to see where Carlton have improved over the off season? They do seem to think that making a prelim ensures itll all happen again next year. Sad

Tipping them to miss the finals.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

I struggle to see where Carlton have improved over the off season? They do seem to think that making a prelim ensures itll all happen again next year. Sad

The club and its supporters have no idea what success looks like in the modern era. Just a pathetic excuse of an organisation.

I would have thought 3 decades of no success would have humbled them a bit, but apparently not.

 

[lyfsux]

I struggle to see where Carlton have improved over the off season? They do seem to think that making a prelim ensures itll all happen again next year. Sad

The media are just as bad, I read on SEN/AFL that Carlton are a lock for finals because they made the Prelim
but GWS are a question mark and they only lost there Prelim by a point

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Too good not to share..

What a lovely thing to read during my lunch break

Have a few people to share this with

 

[Chameleon75]

I like it that BennyGFunk posts here

Adds to the banter

every village needs an idiot

 

[raymond35]

Too good not to share..

This image is great, because as I get older I genuinely have trouble remembering how many spoons they've collected in recent times. It's really quite an achievement to be as shit as they've managed to be. Keep it up Carlton, we're all right behind you.

 

[Couch Coach]

This image is great, because as I get older I genuinely have trouble remembering how many spoons they've collected in recent times. It's really quite an achievement to be as s**t as they've managed to be. Keep it up Carlton, we're all right behind you.

Behind them? I thought the point of the spoon was that they are last with no one behind them.

 

[Pistol Night]

Too good not to share..

So 5 number 1 picks and no flags. Piss poor

 

[BennyGFunk]

So 5 number 1 picks and no flags. Piss poor

Number 17 coming up for the old dark navy blues next year…

Get around em

 

[Vicky Park]

DeNumber 17 coming up for the old dark navy blues next year…

Get around em

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

Number 17 coming up for the old dark navy blues next year…

Get around em

Surely you dont have 16 spoons.

 

[DinoSoar]

Number 17 coming up for the old dark navy blues next year…

Get around em

 

[NMBB]

Number 17 coming up for the old dark navy blues next year…

Get around em

Happy to get around the Blues like a blue heeler gets around a mob of stray sheep

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

Carlton have a thread on Essendon's lack of wins in finals over the last 15 years. But surely 5 wooden spoons over the last 22 years beats that comfortably. They have to be the least successful club since the new millennium. They make St Kilda and Fremantle look like God tier clubs compared to them.

 

[Soups]

Carlton have a thread on Essendon's lack of wins in finals over the last 15 years. But surely 5 wooden spoons over the last 22 years beats that comfortably. They have to be the least successful club since the new millennium. They make St Kilda and Fremantle look like God tier clubs compared to them.

Pretty simple imo. Carlton, Essendon and St.kilda should merge to create a super failure club.

Brown paper bags, doping and midget fires encouraged.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Number 17 coming up for the old dark navy blues next year…

Get around em

You do realise the premiership is awarded for successfully playing matches of Australian Rules Football, right?!

 

[Fadge]

You do realise the premiership is awarded for successfully playing matches of Australian Rules Football, right?!

Maybe he's thinking if they keep accumulating Colemans and Brownlows, they can trade them in for a premiership cup?

 

[NMBB]

Maybe he's thinking if they keep accumulating Colemans and Brownlows, they can trade them in for a premiership cup?

Any trade would be via a brown paper bag (maybe bought cheaply from the National Party)

 

[petrie pie]

Pretty simple imo. Carlton, Essendon and St.kilda should merge to create a super failure club.

Brown paper bags, doping and midget fires encouraged.

You know the best thing about Pratt and Judd,s brown bag era is that they scarcely played a final in those years ,I remember 2012 when they thought they were sure things and it never happened when the whips are cracking they have gone missing this year we will wait and see.

 

[Pistol Night]

You know the best thing about Pratt and Judd,s brown bag era is that they scarcely played a final in those years ,I remember 2012 when they thought they were sure things and it never happened when the whips are cracking they have gone missing this year we will wait and see.

They paid Judd a fortune to play with a bunch of crabs just to spite us basically. Judd wanted to come to the Pies but we couldn’t match Carlton’s back room bullshit deals

 

[BennyGFunk]

Carlton have a thread on Essendon's lack of wins in finals over the last 15 years. But surely 5 wooden spoons over the last 22 years beats that comfortably. They have to be the least successful club since the new millennium. They make St Kilda and Fremantle look like God tier clubs compared to them.

Nice having you over for a visit…

I hope you enjoyed being amongst greatness

You do realise the premiership is awarded for successfully playing matches of Australian Rules Football, right?!

Making a Herculean comeback from the dead, winning 11 of last 13 games including Dees twice, Sydney, Port who’d won 13 in a row and comfortably beating a full strength Collingwood not good enough?

We’ve transformed as a team and will only get better