Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[swoop42]

 

[Soups]

Went to the game tonight. Was brilliant viewing.

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

If they drive as straight as they kick it will be ugly

I took it to mean he's worried about the Carlton mafia...

 

[Kawenda]

Had a little read of their autopsy thread.

I'm feeling nourished

 

[raymond35]

Had a little read of their autopsy thread.

I'm feeling nourished

I particularly liked the guy in his 30s who wasn't old enough to remember their last premiership

 

[Hardas]

Never take pity, Swanny.

Except they'll despise the pity too!

(P.S. I feel none).

 

[ottoman]

Ok guys I'm done.
I'm out.

I can't take this any longer.
Surely this amount of joy must be bad for my health.

Yeah, I know happiness is important but these levels of euphoria can't be good.

I can't believe that the club I hate so much is making me the happiest person on the planet.

Life is so good.

 

[NMBB]

Ok guys I'm done.
I'm out.
I can't take this any longer.
Surely this amount of joy must be bad for my health.
Yeah, I know happiness is important but these levels of euphoria can't be good.
I can't believe that the club I hate so much is making me the happiest person on the planet.
Life is so good.

Ah the Karma bus

 

[Vicky Park]

I wish PigsAr$e was still with us to enjoy 15th

This is the only negative about Carlton’s death spiral. His son Tom is an OK-ish substitute, but nowhere near as offensive as his dad. Tom’s pain is not enough. I’m not satisfied.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

This is the only negative about Carlton’s death spiral. His son Tom is an OK-ish substitute, but nowhere near as offensive as his dad. Tom’s pain is not enough. I’m not satisfied.

And for clarification, I am thinking of a cameo visit by PigsAr$e

 

[Horaceg]

Carlton had 33 tackles for the whole game. Least amount in 8 years.

I love the committment

 

[Horaceg]

Ok guys I'm done.
I'm out.

I can't take this any longer.
Surely this amount of joy must be bad for my health.

Yeah, I know happiness is important but these levels of euphoria can't be good.

I can't believe that the club I hate so much is making me the happiest person on the planet.

Life is so good.

Keep the medics on speed dial,

 

[Jafo]

The magic words of Cornes that sees and knows all

 

[Soups]

Imagine being excited about another top 4 pick at this stage, when you were telling everyone you’ll be pushing for a flag a couple of months ago. Magical

 

[76woodenspooners]

Luke Sayers interview before the Essendon game …

“Our goal and expectation is to make the finals this year. Full stop.”

The bloke is deluded.

 

[Black_White]

Blues' goals last 3 weeks:
666
Diabolical.

We always knew that stinking pile of a club was created from the depths of hell.

 

[manicpie]

I really felt sorry for them, I had genuine pain and emapthy for the blues last night, that was until the third quarter when essendon got going

 

[Jasper84]

Perusing the Carlton board, as you do, and this one really stood out.



Wow-wee. Sounds horrible.

It's a no no to post direct quotes from other boards.

 

[#23 Hill]

All good. I just deleted it. I tried just posting the text without the ID. But it wouldn't let me.

 

[Maggie5]

All good. I just deleted it. I tried just posting the text without the ID. But it wouldn't let me.

You aren't allowed to quote posts from other boards I believe.

Can post in general terms though, like - these are some of the things being posted etc etc.

 

[Exambolor]

Luke Sayers interview before the Essendon game …

“Our goal and expectation is to make the finals this year. Full stop.”

The bloke is deluded.

Someone needs to make a Curb your Enthusiasm video with this. call it Curb you Finals Aspirations

 

[theaussietilt]

Vossy selecting his team

 

[KrispyKremePie]

I hope there is a recording somewhere online.

 

[KrispyKremePie]

 

[Exambolor]

FanFooty’s Cripps player notes summing up the situation