Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton

[YouBeauty]

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The magic words of Cornes that sees and knows all

He's also Melbourne will win today. Throw shit and hope it sticks?

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

The Carlton Board is poetic


Mid-life existential crisis...

We are at rock bottom. Unacceptable across the board is how I would put it. The fans are angry. The coaching group as a whole is devoid of ideas and sticking to a dog of a game plan. Players have lost all confidence. Football dept. needs desperate changes and is led by serial underperformers. Our CEO is seeing out his retirement nest egg booster contract and isn't here for the long term.The club is led by a President who spruiks himself as an up and coming business leader who in reality should be ending up in jail in the next 12 months for being basically corrupt. The old saying goes the fish rots from the head down and it's no different at the Carlton Football Club. After 56 years of loyal support, personally I am disillusioned that an institution that I love and have so many great memories of , has been hijacked by a pack of clowns.


And, the disillusionment of youth...

At the start of the year I convinced my 14 year old to get back into the footy. He used to be obsessed with the Blues but they just burned him so he totally moved to soccer. He was getting into it but as the weeks rolled on all those painful feelings came flooding back and now he has zero interest again. It is just sad that this club is so broken that a lot of us will not have the joy of going to the football with our kids when we are older.
To be honest I am starting to hate the game as well now.


I feel their pain, in a happy way

 

[Chameleon75]

At the quarter time huddle the camera focused on Essendon, an assistant holding up the magnet board while Scott is pointing and going through structure, they then pan to the Carlton huddle, no board in sight, players in tight around Voss while he gives a rev up speech.

Voss is basically your old time coach reminiscent of the 90’s before tactics came to the fore, not suited to the modern game I feel.

 

[#23 Hill]

Some of them are taking it too seriously. At times like this a sense of humour can be handy.

 

[Kirby]

Snapper!!!

 

[Doc1763]

 

[Chameleon75]

They’ve turned on their captain too.

Who would want a slow inside mid that is easy as piss to play off for a million dollars per year that ends in 2027?

Barring some insane list manager making deals while on peyote we are stuck with him.

 

[Doc1763]

Another pearler from the Scum Board;


"Here's a stat for you all to ponder.

In the last 4 games.

The Weagles have lost by an average of 90 points. Yes - 90.

And still kicked more goals than Carlton."

 

[Quicky]

I think we need an index of thread title changes. For posterity.

 

[Pragmatic Shill]

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[McOrist]

Sam Walsh

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Sam Walsh

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

is GOAT.
Gives off another turnover.

 

[ZEV]

I had the pleasure of being at attendance at the Carlton President's dinner last night...

Brian Cook confirms that Vossy will definitely be there next year.

Talk around the room, everyone has had enough of Diesel and his sweetheart deal as director of football.

Confusion as to why they gave a 7 game a year ruckman a new 4 year deal

Dirty on the swap with Pies for 2nd rounder

When I tried to defend Cripps' sore Anke "we've all played injured"

Great night

 

[Doc1763]

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WOW, that is next level!!!

 

[Finnishpie]

Some of them are taking it too seriously. At times like this a sense of humour can be handy.

Mind you, 20 years is a long time to get to the joke's punchline....

 

[Finnishpie]

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This is a thing of beauty.

I'd have it framed and put on the mantlepiece if I could.

 

[NMBB]

Put my 2 cents worth in on the Blues' Michael Voss thread - likes received - they appreciate our views on all things Carlton

 

[76woodenspooners]

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Ouch, that’s going too far.

 

[Finnishpie]

Put my 2 cents worth in on the Blues' Michael Voss thread - likes received - they appreciate our views on all things Carlton

That's how demoralised they are..... lol

 

[Finnishpie]

Ouch, that’s going too far.

There is no too far when it comes to Carlton.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Ouch, that’s going too far.

It epitomises why Carlton is a rubbish club

From board to supporters

 

[Markfs]

This guy screaming is really helping the team turn it around.... There's a difference between passion and stupidity... I fully support what he's doing.. Keep up the good work

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[76woodenspooners]

There is no too far when it comes to Carlton.

Yeah, that is. It’s workplace abuse.

Maybe it was considered acceptable back in the day when Carlton were last winning Premierships, but in 2023 it’s not OK to have to cop abuse like that at a place of work.

Noted that a club rep was filming it - it’ll be interesting to see if the club take a stand and do something about it.

 

[#23 Hill]

Mind you, 20 years is a long time to get to the joke's punchline....

28 years without a flag after this season. Hopefully they surpass the 32 year premiership drought we endured, whilst we go past their premiership tally.

 

[VinnieB]

Put my 2 cents worth in on the Blues' Michael Voss thread - likes received - they appreciate our views on all things Carlton

You're very generous with your time.
I think the poor Blues need all our help. I may go over there as well and provide my opinion on how they can get better.

 

[leon123]

Yeah, that is. It’s workplace abuse.

Maybe it was considered acceptable back in the day when Carlton were last winning Premierships, but in 2023 it’s not OK to have to cop abuse like that at a place of work.

Noted that a club rep was filming it - it’ll be interesting to see if the club take a stand and do something about it.

Dont get me wrong i love that the blues are no chop.

But, reckons if he was a carlton member, carlton should revoke his membership... thats next level feral