Banter The No Dazzlering Big Cricket Thread

[Dazzler9]

Surgery for Green. Out for months

 

[FKASC]

Some good batting here

 

[FKASC]

Ffs

 

[ioppolo]

 

[Forward Press]

When was the last time a team scored 800?

 

[happy_eagle]

When was the last time a team scored 800?

1997

 

[boondy]

Very dissapointing he didnt make 400

 

[TY24]

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"Good luck out there lads, absolute minefield"

- Ollie Pope (probably)

 

[TY24]

Good to see England enjoying their bi-annual stat padding tour. Can't wait to see how grossly inflated Brook's average will be now.

 

[boondy]

Good to see England enjoying their bi-annual stat padding tour. Can't wait to see how grossly inflated Brook's average will be now.

Aussie bowlers wont go there to keep their inflated records intact

 

[KBLT]

Abdullah Shafique lmao

Imagine getting out for a golden duck on that pitch.

 

[boondy]

When was the last time a team scored 800?

Today

 

[TY24]

Aussie bowlers wont go there to keep their inflated records intact

Won't go there because they don't want to play 3x 5 day draws and bowl a million overs each

 

[Keys]

Well **** that then

 

[KBLT]

This is the most Pakistan performance of all time.

 

[Dazzler9]

This is the most Pakistan performance of all time.

All I've heard all day is how the pitch is uncompetitive. i.e. too batsman friendly.

Nek Minnit, Pakistan getting rolled.

Either this is what happens when you produce a pitch conducive to Bazball, or Pakistani cricket stereotypes are alive and well*.

* multiple interpretations to this statement are valid.

 

[Ilkka Sinisalo]

I was going to post that it would be peak Pakistan to get rolled for 150 in the second innings on a complete road of a pitch, and now I’m pissed off that I didn’t do it.

 

[FKASC]

So depressing for Pakistan. I just really want to see them doing well for a change, and it’s at bloody home after them having to wait so long to watch international cricket at home. Babar has to be the biggest tease of all time. Just an absolute flop at test level.

 

[Mulldogg]

Well **** that then

Can thank Cummins for making him bowl those stupid continuous spells of short balls over the past 18 months.

Can’t have done his back any good given his prior history and the fact he’s a part timer without the “miles in the legs” bowling wise.

 

[THE A5]

Beau Websters form over the last 18 months with the bats been crazy good but his bowling isn’t quite as good as Hardie. Would love Hardie with the WA bias and him being 5 years younger and Aus needing to have one eye on the future but rewarding good form Shield form is a must too