Mega Thread The Port Store Mega Thread Part 2

[chiwigi]

Absolute gutter trash. Who are they surveying that wants this shite?

Why do the teal lighting on a white Guernsey, surely just do a teal guernsey.

Weird way to advertise it.

Someone also needs to buy the club a ****ing iron.

 

[backtozero]

Why do the teal lighting on a white Guernsey, surely just do a teal guernsey.

Weird way to advertise it.

Someone also needs to buy the club a ******* iron.

It's just weird macron shit. I've never owned a guernsey that held creases like that before.

 

[Willsy10]

Slightly less washed with a black sock look than last year


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[Lagooner]

It’s weird how long it took to release what is a pretty meh effort. I wonder if they submitted something else to the AFL that was knocked on the head and this is a last minute replacement.

 

[VineValerian]

If it was Starter or Nike I’d agree, but it’s made by Greatrex!

Kevin Greatrex?

 

[edgie]

Why the ****ing polka dots?

 

[Interstater]

Lose the teal V and I approve.

Can it be scraped off?

 

[bomberclifford]

Port Adelaide Authentic Clash Guernsey 2024 (No Refund or Exchange)

Port Store: Port Adelaide Football Club Official Online Merchandise Store. Shop now and support your club!

portstore.com.au

Regardless of the guernsey design, who the **** is producing these images? The digital artefacts from way too much photoshop editing are ridiculously bad.

 

[JimmyBC]

Lose the teal V and I approve.

Can it be scraped off?

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Jokes aside there should be no issue with us wearing something like this, it's not stripes & it's official colours of the club. There's no must contain silver law so I wanna know the validity of the must contain teal law that seems to exist.. meanwhile Freo dropped half their official colours a number of years ago without a murmur.

 

[RangaInTeal]

The white stripe separating the chevrons is rancid.

looks kmart-ish

 

[dirty2]

Lose the teal V and I approve.

Can it be scraped off?

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Instantly looks better.

 

[Prison bar Pete]

It’s weird how long it took to release what is a pretty meh effort. I wonder if they submitted something else to the AFL that was knocked on the head and this is a last minute replacement.

Here's SC26 from the FJGD Board's take;

For anyone wondering, the reason this took so long to be revealed is because Macron screwed up by putting MG on front and GFG on back like the home.

For the clash Port are contractually obligated to have the opposite, GFG on front and MG on back, so they needed to renegotiate with GFG/MG to release this.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Ken told him he needs to be able to play on smaller players too, so he became a smurf

Papa Mac and Cheese

 

[Hinkleys Donuts]

When are they going to manufacture an authentic sack Hinkley polo shirt?

 

[VineValerian]

A black MG looks better by far than a red one, but it is what it is I guess.

 

[Lagooner]

Here's SC26 from the FJGD Board's take;

Lol I didn’t even notice the mix up. That’s probably what it is.

 

[Willsy10]

Lose the teal V and I approve.

Can it be scraped off?

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Would look nice with silver replacing the teal v too


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[jdeezy]

Here's SC26 from the FJGD Board's take;

Is there one aspect of this club that isn't a basket case at the moment? Us then signing a contract extension with Macron on the back of this would be quintessentially on brand.

 

[Winestoppable]

Regardless of the guernsey design, who the * is producing these images? The digital artefacts from way too much photoshop editing are ridiculously bad.

It's been done to death on here. Some millennial dork with little to no clue about the clubs heritage or history is in charge of both our social media accounts and club branding. Everything they post is pure trash.

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[Schulzenfest]

It's been done to death on here. Some millennial dork with little to no clue about the clubs heritage or history is in charge of both our social media accounts and club branding. Everything they post is pure trash.

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Always a great way to show your age is still calling young people 'millennials'. Millennials are like 40 now.

 

[PatientMental]

Always a great way to show your age is still calling young people 'millennials'. Millennials are like 40 now.

Mellenials are to some are born post 2000 because time is a myth.

Or they forget that 1981-1996 is 43-28 years ago and think 1990 is still 10 years ago.

 

[Winestoppable]

Always a great way to show your age is still calling young people 'millennials'. Millennials are like 40 now.

Haha probably not the right term then. I fall into that age bracket. Whatever the term, it's some young nitwit straight out of school without any understanding of the club.

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[Cheesey Mac]

Does the scarfe on the right say “and make our community proud” on the opposite side?


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[Doctor Feel]

What the **** is a "lifestyle" scarf

 

[TeeKray]

Who would buy anything that had 'We exist to win premierships' on it given the club hasn't won a premiership of any description in multiple decades? Embarrassing stuff.