Game Day The REAL FAKE Game Day Thread: Blueper Reel

[mistylake]

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A 25k cap on attendance is harsh

I'll feel very sorry for Fan 25,001 who gets turned away

Might have to give away 12,000 free tix to beat 25K me thinks.

 

[Crow-eater]

Has it to do with the positive case in a NT mine where 900 workers have flown back home around the country?

No idea.

Some stalking on flight radar suggests the plane is in the air. Landing at 1pm Melb time.

Ol' mate confirming the news

 

[mattymac]

I would be totally fine with hubs. We suck in hubs. Get our draft pick back down from 8 or 9 to 3 or 4.

Next year we can go hard as we like but let's not get off the canvas too soon and then wobble around for years mid table.

 

[footy4ever]

The inconsistent, incompetent one. I hate him.

So, all of them?

 

[AmericanCrow]

A little late night Saturday footy in the desert

might even sit outside for first half of this one and listen to Rowey screaming into the mountains

 

[jenny61_99]

A little late night Saturday footy in the desert

might even sit outside for first half of this one and listen to Rowey screaming into the mountains

Poor mountains!

 

[Golumless]

No idea.

Some stalking on flight radar suggests the plane is in the air. Landing at 1pm Melb time.

Ol' mate confirming the news

Looks like the gods really want us to improve that draft position.

We are going to be flat.

 

[Mutineer]

Looks like the gods really want us to improve that draft position.

We are going to be flat.

Ideal preparation....Not

Still can't play much worse in the 1st quarter than lately

 

[UcantCme]

Ideal preparation....Not

Still can't play much worse in the 1st quarter than lately

No reason to come out flat, they are not sitting around for a day in hotel rooms

This should not be an excuse if they are flat, they are full time professionals

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[Mutineer]

No reason to come out flat, they are not sitting around for a day in hotel rooms

This should not be an excuse if they are flat, they are full time professionals

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Yeah nothing like sitting in a cramped space in an aeroplane and then in a cramped space on a bus to the ground....They're full time professionals eh.

 

[AmericanCrow]

Poor mountains!

At least the neighbors will wonder what the hell is going on at my place

 

[Deaneus!]

thats what I think of the whole situation

 

[BACCS]

Crowds in Perth turned away from the footy today because of one case. People turning up to the stadium weren’t allowed in, yeah seriously.

 

[GreyCrow]

Subscribed

 

[RoweyThePainter]

No reason to come out flat, they are not sitting around for a day in hotel rooms

This should not be an excuse if they are flat, they are full time professionals

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Come on ... AFL teams are full of excuses. Look at Chris Scott this week, just having an "off day" is fine.

 

[footy4ever]

A little late night Saturday footy in the desert

might even sit outside for first half of this one and listen to Rowey screaming into the mountains

Please AmericanCrow, in a few dot points, briefly explain how you came to be 1)An AFL fan, and 2)A Crows fan

I haven't heard the story.

 

[RoweyThePainter]

Crowds in Perth turned away from the footy today because of one case. People turning up to the stadium weren’t allowed in, yeah seriously.

Wtf. Another "blockbuster" with no fans.

 

[Crow-eater]

We made it!

 

[Deaneus!]

Notwithstanding this unnecessary travesty of a thread

i think the crazy compressed timetable will suit us and we’ll come out with murder in our eyes

Fog will become the most accurate 50 shot kicker ever

yeah I’m happy

and if we don’t make the game time... our fault? Forfeit? Split points?

 

[rePeet]

Has it to do with the positive case in a NT mine where 900 workers have flown back home around the country?

A virgin flight attendant tested positive last night. Flew a whole bunch of routes while possibly infectious.

 

[AmericanCrow]

Please AmericanCrow, in a few dot points, briefly explain how you came to be 1)An AFL fan, and 2)A Crows fan

I haven't heard the story.

Cliffs notes version:

Cleveland Browns stolen by Art Modell at end of 1995 season.

Was in law school 95-98. I am not particularly brilliant so had to study a lot if I planned on passing bar exam.

Late nights meant I was up at 1-2am looking to watch something before I crashed.

Came across Australian Rules—remembered watching it when I was a wee boy and only knowing the umpires in white hats doing the hands thing after someone kicked the ball. Lol

Came across a Crows game—saw the packed crowd and energy and thought, hey they are just like Cleveland fans.

Learned Adelaide was in SA and not considered a huge market—so fans have chip on their shoulder ala Cleveland with NY, Boston and Chicago

Needed to fill in the absence of the Browns since I didn’t watch a second of the NFL until we got our team back

So was a perfect fit and walked myself right into 1997 and 1998 Premierships

 

[jenny61_99]

A virgin flight attendant tested positive last night. Flew a whole bunch of routes while possibly infectious.

She flew five routes. Most of those were partly filled and she wore a mask the entire time. One flight was the main concern.

 

[cleanhands]

At least the neighbors will wonder what the hell is going on at my place

Will be wondering when O.J Simpson moved in

 

[AmericanCrow]

Will be wondering when O.J Simpson moved in

Awww I love Rowey actually…he is crazy

 

[cleanhands]

Awww I love Rowey actually…he is crazy

A little passionate