fitzroybowiedog
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We did listen, he just didn't get enough votes.
Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 27 Community Rooms - CONGRATS 3KZ IS FOOTBALL BROKEN MEDALLIST S27!
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We did listen, he just didn't get enough votes.
cos he wasn't good enough
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
lolz
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Less than 24 hours left to get into the match thread and #defusehavoc peoples.
Match thread Roys v Furies : https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ghting-furies-brunswick-junction-oval.1213460
давай!
Match thread Roys v Furies : https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ghting-furies-brunswick-junction-oval.1213460
давай!
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
You gorgeous people you!
fitzroybowiedog
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about time.
Mooch
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Yes indeed. I was genuinely nervous at the end though.
JackNah_8
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It's the second time I've ended up with the ball on the siren
Mobbs
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Maybe you are getting mistaken for an umpire!
JackNah_8
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Maybe but not complaining because on both occasions I've been part of the winning team
fitzroybowiedog
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Oh I was sure we were going to get done.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Spare a thought for me! I was laying the smarm on really thick when we were a number of goals up.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
We've shot up to 9th!
royboy2
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We did it!
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Debutante el Tel and perennial so-you've-come-crawling-backer Chezzalenko Reborn got among the marks this week! Also, Broken had a massive day!
Full extended stats can be seen here
Full extended stats can be seen here
fitzroybowiedog
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I think we've found a winning formula.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of shit:
Season 27, Round 05 :
Roys FC 17.8.110 def Fighting Furies 16.9.105 @ BJO.
Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to JoshWoodenSpoon ) :
Full commentary of game follows HERE.
Match Stats :
Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.
Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :
Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.
Next 5 matches :
Rd6 - Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at BJO
Rd7 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum
Rd8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at BJO
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Season 27, Round 05 :
Roys FC 17.8.110 def Fighting Furies 16.9.105 @ BJO.
Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to JoshWoodenSpoon ) :
Rich (BB code):
FUR
RU_ Reardo Matt_352
Chappyuk fightingfury_88 Lsta062
fitzroybowiedog Mobbs A Bit High
Wacky Tiger EagleOz TJASTA
Allikat 3KZ is Football Barrels
This Is Anfield mightymalaka Carson Dial
el Tel nahnah Runk
Shadow Man rfctiger74 PieLebo87
royboy2 Mooch _Mike_
Stevi_Tigers UAWM Nuffers
ROY
ROY Foll : JackNah_8, Broken, TedDougChris
FUR Foll : Tigerturbulance, Hate, Edmund hunt
ROY INT : Klim, Chezzalenko Reborn
FUR INT : TigerTime_89, TheMidRunnerFull commentary of game follows HERE.
Match Stats :
Rich (BB code):
ROY SENIORS Vs FUR SENIORS
ROY 9 3 11 4 17 7 17 8 110
FUR 3 3 7 6 11 8 16 9 105
ROY HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt FUR HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
Reardo 0 4 3 5 1 0 1 0 0 32 Stevi_Tige 0 6 0 2 2 1 1 1 0 34
el Tel 0 8 9 11 0 1 2 1 1 75 UAWM 0 4 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 26
RU_ 0 4 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 19 Nuffers 0 4 3 4 0 0 0 0 0 29
Klim 0 7 8 6 1 0 1 0 0 58 PieLebo87 0 9 4 9 0 0 1 0 0 54
Mobbs 0 4 3 8 1 0 1 0 0 38 rfctiger74 0 1 3 10 0 0 0 0 0 32
A Bit High 0 11 2 7 3 1 1 0 0 63 Shadow Man 0 9 5 14 1 1 0 0 0 75
fitzroybow 0 2 2 4 0 1 1 0 0 18 Carson Dia 0 11 4 11 1 1 1 0 0 69
Chezzalenk 0 13 9 7 2 0 2 1 0 88 mightymala 0 14 4 14 2 0 1 0 1 88
Matt_352 0 6 1 2 0 0 0 0 0 25 This Is An 0 11 0 6 0 1 2 0 0 40
Allikat 0 2 2 8 0 0 1 0 0 25 TJASTA 0 6 4 4 0 1 1 0 0 36
royboy2 0 5 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 26 EagleOz 0 7 5 10 2 1 0 2 0 77
Runk 0 6 2 5 1 0 1 1 0 41 Wacky Tige 0 7 5 10 1 0 0 0 0 60
3KZ is Foo 0 4 1 1 1 0 0 2 1 34 Lsta062 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 18
Mooch 0 8 0 0 0 0 0 6 2 62 fightingfu 0 10 0 0 1 0 0 8 2 84
_Mike_ 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 15 Chappyuk 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8
JackNah_8 11 8 0 9 3 0 0 1 0 71 TigerTime_ 3 3 1 2 0 1 0 0 0 20
Broken 0 19 0 9 4 4 2 2 2 103 TheMidRunn 0 8 0 6 0 0 1 1 0 39
TedDougChr 0 10 0 6 6 4 1 0 0 67 Edmund hun 0 15 0 8 4 6 1 1 3 89
nahnah 0 6 4 9 0 0 1 1 1 52 Hate 0 5 0 5 3 2 2 1 1 40
Barrels 0 8 2 3 2 0 1 0 0 41 Tigerturbu 12 5 0 12 2 1 0 0 0 60Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.
Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :
Code:
Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase
Coney Island Warriors 5 4 1 - - 548 401 136.66 16 1L WWWWL - Ldr -
Mount Buller Demons 5 4 1 - - 566 479 118.16 16 1L WWWWL - - -
Sin City Swamprats 5 4 1 - - 547 470 116.38 16 2W WWLWW - - -
Dragons FFC 5 3 1 1 - 530 541 97.97 14 1D WLWWD - -0.5 -
Baghdad Bombers 5 2 2 1 - 519 458 113.32 10 1W LWDLW +2 -1.5 -
Gumbies FFC 5 3 2 - 2 513 509 100.79 10 1W WWLLW -1 -1.5 -
East Side Hawks 5 2 3 - - 477 458 104.15 8 1W LLWLW +1 -2 -
Gold City Royals 5 2 3 - - 481 506 95.06 8 1L LWLWL -2 -2 Ldr
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Roys FFC 5 1 3 1 - 400 436 91.74 6 1W LLDLW +3 -2.5 -0.5
Las Vegas Bears 5 1 3 1 - 436 511 85.32 6 1D WLLLD - -2.5 -0.5
West Coast Wonders 5 1 4 - - 493 608 81.09 4 2L LLWLL -2 -3.5 -1
Fighting Furies 5 1 4 - - 452 585 77.26 4 1L LLLWL -1 -3.5 -1Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.
Next 5 matches :
Rd6 - Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at BJO
Rd7 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum
Rd8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at BJO
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Broken
Brownlow Medallist
Half a game outside the Top 8. 
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Amazing, so close to that tiny little elite group of finals contenders. How could we end up so highly placed? #rewardsforeverybodyHalf a game outside the Top 8.
Reardo
I'm Ron Burgundy.
Yeah, look, I’m pretty sure that abstinence from all of my vices has been unsuccessful. As of this morning I’m going back to the dark side. As a result of this decision it’s highly likely that my contribution to our great club will see an improvement of some degree. I’m certainly not promising anything of value but a contribution nonetheless.
Love you guys.
Love you guys.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Well, so long as you're prioritising! Hope all is good.Yeah, look, I’m pretty sure that abstinence from all of my vices has been unsuccessful. As of this morning I’m going back to the dark side. As a result of this decision it’s highly likely that my contribution to our great club will see an improvement of some degree. I’m certainly not promising anything of value but a contribution nonetheless.
Love you guys.
Reardo
I'm Ron Burgundy.
All is good.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
GAME STATS POKER:
Poker night last night was a little raucous, everyone was pretty pumped after the win against the Furies and the chud stocks were depleted to a dangerously low level! A couple of players threw in their hands early and disappeared, allegedly to visit the Scarlet Latte "coffee shop" around half-past polnoch.
But we do have some winners! Unlike last week, the results were more clear-cut, with 3KZ a clear 1st place fielding four of a kind. Broken slotted into second spot with a hand of three 2's and two 4's. Third place was still a bit of a cluster****, five players showing three 1's to share in the pool of 3rd, 4th and 5th place winnings.
Here are the results:
1st Place - 3KZ is Football - four of a kind (1's) - wins CM35
2nd Place - Broken - full house (2 x 4's, 3 x 2's) - wins CM20
3rd, 4th & 5th Place - el Tel , royboy2 , Runk , _Mike_ , nahnah - three of a kind (1's) - each wins CM6
fitzroybowiedog - two pair (2's, 1's) - wins CM1
TedDougChris - pair of 6's - wins CM1
Chezzalenko Reborn , Allikat , Barrels - pair of 2's - each wins CM1
Reardo , Klim , Mobbs , A Bit High - pair of 1's - each wins CM1
RU_ , Matt_352 , Mooch & JackNah_8 - a hand like a foot - no winnings this week
Trip Fund receives CM6
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Note: Next week an alteration to the way the hands are ranked will be made. Akin to standard poker hands, a "1" will be treated as an Ace, and become the highest ranked card. So reach for those nominal single-unit stats folks. It's the path to success! PS: I am also considering calling zeroes a valid card - perhaps a Jack ("I got jack this week"), second only to an Ace - watch this space (actually watch a new space, it'll be a new post next week).
TECHNICAL INFO:
Poker night last night was a little raucous, everyone was pretty pumped after the win against the Furies and the chud stocks were depleted to a dangerously low level! A couple of players threw in their hands early and disappeared, allegedly to visit the Scarlet Latte "coffee shop" around half-past polnoch.
But we do have some winners! Unlike last week, the results were more clear-cut, with 3KZ a clear 1st place fielding four of a kind. Broken slotted into second spot with a hand of three 2's and two 4's. Third place was still a bit of a cluster****, five players showing three 1's to share in the pool of 3rd, 4th and 5th place winnings.
Here are the results:
1st Place - 3KZ is Football - four of a kind (1's) - wins CM35
2nd Place - Broken - full house (2 x 4's, 3 x 2's) - wins CM20
3rd, 4th & 5th Place - el Tel , royboy2 , Runk , _Mike_ , nahnah - three of a kind (1's) - each wins CM6
fitzroybowiedog - two pair (2's, 1's) - wins CM1
TedDougChris - pair of 6's - wins CM1
Chezzalenko Reborn , Allikat , Barrels - pair of 2's - each wins CM1
Reardo , Klim , Mobbs , A Bit High - pair of 1's - each wins CM1
RU_ , Matt_352 , Mooch & JackNah_8 - a hand like a foot - no winnings this week
Trip Fund receives CM6
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Note: Next week an alteration to the way the hands are ranked will be made. Akin to standard poker hands, a "1" will be treated as an Ace, and become the highest ranked card. So reach for those nominal single-unit stats folks. It's the path to success! PS: I am also considering calling zeroes a valid card - perhaps a Jack ("I got jack this week"), second only to an Ace - watch this space (actually watch a new space, it'll be a new post next week).
TECHNICAL INFO:
How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
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TedDougChris
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If I read that correctly Mobbs , fitzroybowiedog and I are going the worst so far.....
Race you to zero FBD !!!
Race you to zero FBD !!!
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
royboy2 is down on CM81 with me. Azarole is 5th-most destitute on CM82If I read that correctly Mobbs , fitzroybowiedog and I are going the worst so far.....
Race you to zero FBD !!!
