Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 27 Community Rooms - CONGRATS 3KZ IS FOOTBALL BROKEN MEDALLIST S27!

[JackNah_8]

I don't care, already have heaps of those things.

This one is special because I provided the votes.

 

[TJASTA]

This one is special because I provided the votes.

Sounds lame.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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The Bespoke Roycognition Barrel Award.

This weeks Bespoke barrel goes to the Furie that distinguished themselves as a top notch banterer and a poster that the Roys all enjoyed going up against. If i was to say that this poster was TJASTA that would be an utter lie. The Furie with the mostest was Tigerturbulance. Please enjoy this lovely barrel, provided to us by Barrels, who promises to fill it with the Chud of your choice. Keep up the good bantering turbo. And thanks for losing to us.

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Round 1: philreich
Round 2: manangatang
Round 3: TheCoach16 & Tony Lynn 15
Round 4: GreyCrow
Round 5: Tigerturbulance

thank you for this award, rfctiger74 has a fresh batch of hooch brewing in the dumpster which I will fill this little beauty with

 

[JackNah_8]

thank you for this award, rfctiger74 has a fresh batch of hooch brewing in the dumpster which I will fill this little beauty with

You should also thank me, I helped you win this award by providing a decent reference to the Roys. I told them everything about you.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You should also thank me, I helped you win this award by providing a decent reference to the Roys. I told them everything about you.

thank you, for a half hat wearer your alright
are you rucking today

 

[JackNah_8]

thank you, for a half hat wearer your alright
are you rucking today

Yes, Im playing in the ruck position again

For some reason, the bowie guy trusts me.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Yes, Im playing in the ruck position again

For some reason, the bowie guy trusts me.

hope you have a big game, just remember to stamp on as many of the little folk mids as you go about slapping the qooty down.

 

[Mooch]

Go Mooch !! Good on you for not being shit once this year, I will try to follow in your footsteps !!

Yeah. Like Meatloaf once said. One out of four aint bad.

I have no idea who this is, but don't tag me ever again.

I don't care, already have heaps of those things.

Well clearly you would have with such a friendly outlook.

 

[TJASTA]

Well clearly you would have with such a friendly outlook.

Being friendly with get you nowhere, **** that and **** you.

 

[Mooch]

Being friendly with get you nowhere, **** that and **** you.

Wow. You're so edgy. I wish I could be cool like you.

 

[TJASTA]

Wow. You're so edgy. I wish I could be cool like you.

Hope in line

 

[Mooch]

Hope in line

 

[TJASTA]

Meh, it's your funeral.

 

[Mooch]

Meh, it's your funeral.

Is it? Shit I didn't write a speech or anything.

 

[TedDougChris]

Is it? Shit I didn't write a speech or anything.

I got you buddy. Mooch is/was awesome, TJASTA is a little baby...

How is that. Accurate twice !!

 

[TJASTA]

I got you buddy. Mooch is/was awesome, TJASTA is a little baby...

How is that. Accurate twice !!

Little baby? Yeah nice try tryhard.

 

[TedDougChris]

Little baby? Yeah nice try tryhard.

Ooh, with something that fresh and witty I will need to dig deep into my bag of tricks to respond...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Judging how quiet this place is it's clear we lost.

 

[TedDougChris]

Judging how quiet this place is it's clear we lost.

We did shit.

Then we did really good.

Then we did shit again. Just after getting in front.

We need to do part 2 until we get an unassailable lead - not just a few points ahead....

 

[Mobbs]

For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of shit:

Season 27, Round 06 :
Roys FC 15.14.104 wdb Las Vegas 21.10.136 @ BJO.

Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to natural disaster ) :

                       LVB
RU_                         Reardo                   Matt_352
Jezmiester40                Its Manbearpig           Magruder

fitzroybowiedog             Mobbs                    A Bit High
Thomas2                     Cadaver                  RookiePick

Allikat                     3KZ is Football          Barrels
Matera92                    Tandy                    kane249

el Tel                      nahnah                   Runk
MWPP                        Tommycash                Barrybran

royboy2                     Mooch                    _Mike_
Fizzler                     JoshWoodenSpoon          Ressies Bushpig
                            ROY

ROY Foll : JackNah_8, Broken, TedDougChris
LVB Foll : Sausages, Doctor Gero, Test Tickle

ROY INT : Klim, Chezzalenko Reborn
LVB INT : xenxen, hilly

Full commentary of game follows HERE.


Match Stats :

ROY SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
ROY               5    3        5    11       11   13       15   14   104      
LVB               7    2        11   3        14   5        21   10   136      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Chezzalenk  0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9  Tommycash    0  4  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   28
Reardo      0  4  3  2  0  0  2  0  0   19  JoshWooden   0  8  5  4  1  0  1  0  0   48
A Bit High  0  5  1  6  1  1  0  0  0   35  Fizzler      0  6  0  9  0  0  0  0  0   36
fitzroybow  0  5  6  5  1  0  1  0  0   44  Barrybran    0  5  4  10 1  2  1  0  0   50
Mobbs       0  4  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   38  xenxen       0  6  2  3  1  0  1  0  0   31
Mooch       0  2  2  4  0  1  0  0  0   21  hilly        0  8  4  9  2  0  0  0  0   62
Allikat     0  7  7  17 0  0  4  0  0   64  kane249      0  11 3  8  1  0  1  0  1   60
3KZ is Foo  0  13 5  5  1  2  1  1  0   73  Tandy        0  10 5  11 2  0  3  2  1   79
Barrels     0  14 5  8  0  1  0  0  0   74  Matera92     0  9  2  9  0  3  2  1  0   54
el Tel      0  10 8  9  4  0  0  1  4   98  RookiePick   0  8  6  5  0  0  3  2  0   55
nahnah      0  5  5  6  0  0  0  0  0   42  Cadaver      0  7  4  5  2  0  0  1  2   59
Runk        0  10 5  9  1  0  1  0  0   64  MWPP         0  4  6  6  0  0  0  1  1   49
royboy2     0  3  0  0  1  0  0  1  2   21  Magruder     0  4  3  1  0  0  0  4  0   47
Klim        0  10 1  0  2  1  0  9  1   97  Its Manbea   0  5  1  0  0  1  0  4  1   44
_Mike_      0  8  1  0  0  0  0  2  6   45  Jezmiester   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18
JackNah_8   16 13 0  6  5  4  1  1  0   94  Sausages     14 11 0  9  5  1  1  0  1   84
Broken      0  10 0  9  8  2  1  0  1   80  Doctor Ger   0  15 0  11 4  3  0  3  0  104
TedDougChr  0  8  0  8  5  2  2  0  0   56  Test Tickl   0  11 0  10 4  3  0  1  2   80
Matt_352    0  5  1  0  0  0  0  0  0   18  Ressies Bu   0  2  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   20
RU_         0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  Thomas2      0  2  2  1  0  0  0  0  1   15

Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.


Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase
Mount Buller Demons    6   5   1   -    -    683   586   116.55   20     1W    WWWLW   +1     Ldr     -
Dragons FFC            6   4   1   1    -    658   635   103.62   18     1W    LWWDW   +2     -0.5    -
Coney Island Warriors  6   4   2   -    -    648   520   124.62   16     2L    WWWLL   -2     -1      -
Sin City Swamprats     6   4   2   -    -    606   554   109.39   16     1L    WLWWL   -1     -1      -
Baghdad Bombers        6   3   2   1    -    638   558   114.34   14     2W    WDLWW    -     -1.5    -
Gold City Royals       6   3   3   -    -    579   590    98.14   12     1W    WLWLW   +2     -2      -
Gumbies FFC            6   3   3   -    2    607   637    95.29   10     1L    WLLWL   -1     -2.5    -
Las Vegas Bears        6   2   3   1    -    572   615    93.01   10     1W    LLLDW   +2     -2.5   Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
East Side Hawks        6   2   4   -    -    584   575   101.57    8     1L    LWLWL   -2     -3      -
West Coast Wonders     6   2   4   -    -    577   667    86.51    8     1W    LWLLW   +1     -3     -0.5
Roys FFC               6   1   4   1    -    504   572    88.11    6     1L    LDLWL   -2     -3.5   -1
Fighting Furies        6   1   5   -    -    536   683    78.48    4     2L    LLWLL    -     -4.5   -1.5

Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.

Next 5 matches :
Rd7 - West Coast Wonders vs Roys FFC at The Colosseum
Rd8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at BJO
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Rd11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at BJO

 

[Mobbs]

GAME STATS POKER:
A much more subdued atmosphere in the Community Rooms last night, but we did manage to get ourselves 5 (almost) clearcut winners. Note this is the first week in which 1's are counted as pack-high aces.

Here are the results:
1st Place - 3KZ is Football - full house (3 aces, 2 5's) - wins CM35 this is 3kz's second top place cleanup in a row!
2nd & 3rd Places - A Bit High - & Klim each share second place with three of a kind (aces) - win CM17 each (CM1 goes to trip fund)
4th Place - fitzroybowiedog - two pair (aces & 5's) - wins CM10
5th Place - TedDougChris - two pair (8's & 2's) - wins CM5
Runk , royboy2 , JackNah_8 & Broken - pair of aces - win CM1
Allikat - pair of 7's - wins CM1
nahnah - pair of 5's - wins CM1
Mobbs & el Tel - pair of 4's - win CM1
Reardo & Mooch - pair of 2's - win CM1
fitzroybowiedog - two pair (2's, 1's) - wins CM1
Chezzalenko Reborn , Barrels , _Mike_ , Matt_352 , RU_ - a hand like a foot - no winnings this week
Trip Fund receives CM6

Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:

Barrels still leads with a current profit of CM60, Broken is CM8 behind him, but it's 3KZ is Football who is the big mover, now with a profit of CM51 and in overall 3rd place. Mooch has a CM32 profit, then Matt CM11 and Jacknah CM2.

Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.81398

Note: I've decided to not revamp the value of a zero. There are too many, it'd be too weird.

TECHNICAL INFO:

Spoiler

How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.

- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.

How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.

What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!

 

[3KZ is Football]

I’m on fire!

 

[Klim]

What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats.

I call BS on this. I kicked 9 from the bench.

 

[JackNah_8]

That's annoying, I really want the 1st spot.

 

[Mobbs]

I call BS on this. I kicked 9 from the bench.

Haha well you're the exception that proves the rule.
In reality, due to the anomaly where you DID get a lot of love from the game stats yesterday, you end up getting less love from the poker stats. Poker stats reward multis of numbers. It's a lot easier to get multiple 1's from game stats, than multiple 9's! But you DID get 3 1's (a mark, a free for, a behind).