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Official Team Thread The Roys FFC Season 27 Community Rooms - CONGRATS 3KZ IS FOOTBALL BROKEN MEDALLIST S27!
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Mooch
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Is it a bit crazy that at the end of the match, the first thing I did was look for the poker hands?
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
It takes a bit of elbow grease, I'll get to it soon, probably late tonight.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
For those that don't visit match threads because they're too long and usually full of shit:
Season 27, Round 07 :
West Coast Wonders 11.4.70 wdb Roys FFC 12.10.82 @ The Colosseum
Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to natural disaster ) :
Full commentary of game follows HERE.
Match Stats :
Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.
Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :
Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.
Next 5 matches :
Rd8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at BJO
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Rd11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at BJO
Rd12 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at Golden Throne
Season 27, Round 07 :
West Coast Wonders 11.4.70 wdb Roys FFC 12.10.82 @ The Colosseum
Match Commentary :
Match Commentary starts with this introduction ( thanks to natural disaster ) :
Rich (BB code):
ROY
TheHairyGamer SSwans2011 croweater 41
_Mike_ Mooch royboy2
Wojcinski Marklar_33 MKMatty
Runk nahnah fitzroybowiedog
JT_the_Man Dingster ClarkeM
Barrels 3KZ is Football Allikat
Coopers Sab22 BallaratBulldog
A Bit High Mobbs RU_
Beutbrute okeydoke7 Cactus_
Matt_352 Reardo el Tel
WON
WON Foll : U2tigers, KBLT, Elton Johns Wig
ROY Foll : JackNah_8, Broken, TedDougChris
WON INT : Danger Zone, PerfectFooty
ROY INT : Klim, Chezzalenko RebornFull commentary of game follows HERE.
Match Stats :
Rich (BB code):
WON S Vs ROY S
WON 3 0 6 2 7 2 11 4 70
ROY 3 1 6 2 10 7 12 10 82
WON HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt ROY HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt
SSwans2011 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 4 el Tel 0 3 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 13
Danger Zon 0 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 11 Reardo 0 3 3 5 0 0 1 0 0 25
TheHairyGa 0 3 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 17 Klim 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 8
Wojcinski 0 8 5 6 0 0 1 0 0 48 RU_ 0 2 2 7 0 2 1 0 0 25
Marklar_33 0 4 4 7 0 0 0 0 0 38 Mobbs 0 7 4 5 0 0 0 0 0 43
MKMatty 0 8 2 6 4 2 2 0 0 54 royboy2 0 3 3 6 0 0 1 1 0 33
JT_the_Man 0 5 5 13 0 0 2 1 0 56 _Mike_ 0 12 5 10 1 0 2 1 0 75
Elton John 0 4 0 1 1 1 0 1 0 25 3KZ is Foo 0 14 2 10 0 1 2 0 1 64
ClarkeM 0 5 7 16 4 1 0 1 0 91 TedDougChr 0 10 3 8 3 2 1 0 0 66
Coopers 0 8 5 3 1 0 0 2 0 61 A Bit High 0 6 4 9 1 0 2 1 0 52
Sab22 0 5 4 5 1 0 0 1 1 48 nahnah 0 7 2 5 1 0 0 0 1 42
BallaratBu 0 4 3 4 0 0 3 1 1 27 Runk 0 4 6 14 1 0 0 1 0 68
Beutbrute 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 6 fitzroybow 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 1 1 15
okeydoke7 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 18 Chezzalenk 0 5 2 1 0 0 0 2 3 38
Cactus_ 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 Mooch 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 2 2 29
U2tigers 11 11 0 4 1 0 1 0 0 53 JackNah_8 10 10 0 12 5 2 0 2 0 98
KBLT 0 10 0 8 9 5 0 1 0 93 Broken 0 6 0 13 6 3 0 0 0 71
PerfectFoo 0 9 0 14 7 2 0 0 0 85 Allikat 0 9 0 7 6 2 0 1 1 74
croweater 0 2 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 12 Barrels 0 1 1 2 0 0 1 0 0 7
Dingster 0 10 2 10 0 0 3 0 0 47 Matt_352 0 2 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 10Full After-Match stats can be found HERE.
Ladder :
Thanks to Ljp86 :
Code:
Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase
Mount Buller Demons 7 6 1 - - 774 670 115.52 24 2W WWLWW - Ldr -
Dragons FFC 7 5 1 1 - 766 741 103.37 22 2W WWDWW - -0.5 -
Coney Island Warriors 7 4 3 - - 754 628 120.06 16 3L WWLLL - -2 -
Gold City Royals 7 4 3 - - 714 675 105.78 16 2W LWLWW +2 -2 -
Sin City Swamprats 7 4 3 - - 691 689 100.29 16 2L LWWLL -1 -2 -
Baghdad Bombers 7 3 3 1 - 722 649 111.25 14 1L DLWWL -1 -2.5 -
Las Vegas Bears 7 3 3 1 - 707 709 99.72 14 2W LLDWW +1 -2.5 -
Roys FFC 7 2 4 1 - 586 642 91.28 10 1W DLWLW +3 -3.5 Ldr
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Gumbies FFC 7 3 4 - 2 701 772 90.80 10 2L LLWLL -2 -3.5 -
East Side Hawks 7 2 5 - - 697 730 95.48 8 2L WLWLL -1 -4 -0.5
Fighting Furies 7 2 5 - - 691 796 86.81 8 1W LWLLW +1 -4 -0.5
West Coast Wonders 7 2 5 - - 647 749 86.38 8 1L WLLWL -2 -4 -0.5Full End-of-round write-up can be found HERE.
Next 5 matches :
Rd8 - Roys FFC vs East Side Hawks at BJO
Rd9 - Dragons FFC vs Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair
Rd10 - Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at The House of Gumby
Rd11 - Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at BJO
Rd12 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC at Golden Throne
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
GAME STATS POKER:
With spirits high the troop convened on the Community Rooms for debrief, poker and cocktails tonight, with the prizemoney going to Klim , fitzroybowiedog , Barrels , RU_ and royboy2 .
Here are the results:
1st Place - Klim - four of a kind (aces) - wins CM35
2nd & 3rd Places - fitzroybowiedog - & Barrels each share second place with three of a kind (aces) - win CM17 each (CM1 goes to trip fund)
4th Place - RU_ - three of a kind (2's) - wins CM10
5th Place - royboy2 - two pair (aces & 3's) - wins CM5
JackNah_8 - two pair (10's & 2's) - wins CM1
_Mike_ , 3KZ is Football , A Bit High , nahnah , Runk & Allikat - pair of aces - win CM1
Broken - pair of 6's - wins CM1
Reardo & TedDougChris - pair of 3's - win CM1
Chezzalenko Reborn , Mooch & Matt_352 - pair of 2's - win CM1
el Tel & Mobbs - a hand like a foot - no winnings this week
Trip Fund receives CM3
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Barrels surges further ahead this week, now brandishing an immense profit of CM72, with Broken and 3KZ is Football next in place with winnings of CM48 and CM47 respectively. Klim has now snuck onto winners list with a CM29 profit. Mooch (+CM28) and Matt_352 (+CM7) are also in the black.
Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.81699
TECHNICAL INFO:
With spirits high the troop convened on the Community Rooms for debrief, poker and cocktails tonight, with the prizemoney going to Klim , fitzroybowiedog , Barrels , RU_ and royboy2 .
Here are the results:
1st Place - Klim - four of a kind (aces) - wins CM35
2nd & 3rd Places - fitzroybowiedog - & Barrels each share second place with three of a kind (aces) - win CM17 each (CM1 goes to trip fund)
4th Place - RU_ - three of a kind (2's) - wins CM10
5th Place - royboy2 - two pair (aces & 3's) - wins CM5
JackNah_8 - two pair (10's & 2's) - wins CM1
_Mike_ , 3KZ is Football , A Bit High , nahnah , Runk & Allikat - pair of aces - win CM1
Broken - pair of 6's - wins CM1
Reardo & TedDougChris - pair of 3's - win CM1
Chezzalenko Reborn , Mooch & Matt_352 - pair of 2's - win CM1
el Tel & Mobbs - a hand like a foot - no winnings this week
Trip Fund receives CM3
Winnings History And Who To Mug On Their Way Home:
Barrels surges further ahead this week, now brandishing an immense profit of CM72, with Broken and 3KZ is Football next in place with winnings of CM48 and CM47 respectively. Klim has now snuck onto winners list with a CM29 profit. Mooch (+CM28) and Matt_352 (+CM7) are also in the black.
Current exchange rate : CM1.00000 = AUD0.81699
TECHNICAL INFO:
How The Game Is Played :
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
- Match stats are observed, extracting each stat for each player from Hitouts to Behinds.
- - Dreamteam and Exie Points are ignored.
- - Zeroes are also ignored.
- - There are no suits.
- Each stat is treated as though the player holds a card with that number.
- - It doesn't matter if you had 33 handballs, in this game 33 happens to be a card in that case!
- - Nor does it matter if you hold 7 cards. You have as many valid cards as you have non-zero stats.
- All players are given CM100 to start for the poker night corresponding to the first round in which they are named as a player.
- For every game in which a player participated, they play poker that night, and contribute CM5 to the kitty for that night. That's a total of CM100 up for grabs each round.
- A Poker Night is played after every game of the season, including any finals we may play.
- If we played 4 weeks of finals, this would amount to 20 games.
- If you play every game, that's the full CM100 gambled.
How Winnings Are Dispersed :
All transactions are performed in Sweet's official currency, ClarkeMonies (CM).
The current exchange rate for CM is AUD0.8188
Kitty = 100CM (20 x 5)
- 1st place winnings = CM35
- 2nd place winnings = CM20
- 3rd place winnings = CM15
- 4th place winnings = CM10
- 5th place winnings = CM5
- 6th onwards if a pair or better = CM1
- Everyone else = CM0
If there is a tie among the winners, the winnings are pooled and split. For example, if two players are equal first, they share half each of CM55.
Balance left from kitty is added to end-of-trip fund.
What's The Point? :
Players who are less active and hold down low-profile positions on the field, don't get a lot of love from the game stats. Their numbers are never double-figures, they are usually just pissy little 1's and 2's. This game rewards those who play in lower-profile positions and gives back a little love to the quiet achievers. A back pocket with a measly single kick, single handball and 1 free against for the day on the field, is actually well-placed on poker night to pick up a handy little prize! While your onballers, centreline and goalkickers get the attention, accolades and gropes from a qootball perspective, come Poker Night they are gonna be hardpressed to gather a second '9' to form a pair, while the folks in the shadows have every chance to end up with an outstanding hand. It's not always going to work that way, busy players will get more non-zeroes, but I'm saying there's a chance! It's called sharing the wealth guys!
Reardo
I'm Ron Burgundy.
I still reckon we should be playing Operation.
royboy2
Average Old Bastard
- Dec 7, 2007
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Woohoo we won, let's party like these 2 did yesterday.
Maybe not quite that hard
Maybe not quite that hard
fitzroybowiedog
Diminishing Returns.
- Mar 13, 2007
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- Thread starter
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Pikey looks.......rough.
Broken
Brownlow Medallist
That's one helluva party posse.
royboy2
Average Old Bastard
- Dec 7, 2007
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- Brisbane Lions
- Other Teams
- Rabbitohs, Villa, McLaren F1, ENG
I ran into them early around 2 o'clock (about an hour before Doc put that up) and they were getting warmed up then. Who knows what they ended up like last night
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Celebrating a Brisbane win?
Get them to a Fitzroy match and then I'll give a ****.
Get them to a Fitzroy match and then I'll give a ****.
Mooch
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I once went to a party in Florida that had a medical theme, and they had a huge pool table size game of Operation going on. The tweezers were like barbecue tongs. It was awesome!!
Also at this party they had pill bottles on each table, which were being eyed with suspicion. Until Mrs Mooch decided to see what the fuss was about...... THEY WERE LIQUORICE TORPEDOES!!!! Happy days indeed.
Mooch
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Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Let's play matchbox cars!
And failing that, let's play Qooty!
New thread for Rd7 v the ESH : https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...side-hawks-at-brunswick-junction-oval.1215006
It's a thread, Dad!
And failing that, let's play Qooty!
New thread for Rd7 v the ESH : https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...side-hawks-at-brunswick-junction-oval.1215006
It's a thread, Dad!
TedDougChris
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- Mar 10, 2007
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Saw this earlier today....
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
I was 3 months old!
TedDougChris
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- Mar 10, 2007
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They had a few there....
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Where was this?
TedDougChris
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- Mar 10, 2007
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Antique store in Geelong actually.... Not my normal haunts, I will admit....
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Awesome!
Broken
Brownlow Medallist
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
What parts do you want from it?
Broken
Brownlow Medallist
Anything. I'll leave the gold extraction in your hands.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
Unfortunately any time there's an amusing visual with any of the accosted front and centre they have a microphone stuck in the frame. I watched the clip and while nostalgia had me doubled over there weren't any special moments I can identify.
Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
I have the champagne edition box set of the Late Show here but no dvd player to play them on
