The Worst Trade Ever

[Kram]

Andrew McLeod for Chris Groom easily the worst ever

The problem was Neesham didn't even know who he was.

 

[The Joker]

Andrew McLeod for Chris Groom easily the worst ever

Was it though, Andrew McLeod was a guy that couldn't swim and wore earnings. I mean, come on!!!

 

[Bicco]

Was it though, Andrew McLeod was a guy that couldn't swim and wore earnings. I mean, come on!!!

Totally! MacLeod was only good at football. What about summer? Neesham needed the waterpolo team filled and Groom was the man. Brilliant trading for a dual sportsman.

 

[Shagga is all Class]

Sydney traded the rights to Carey for 60k and Longmire for 10k in the same deal.

Haven't read the whole thread but before Longmire did his knee they kicked over 750 goals between them in a 5 year period.

 

[donkeypunchd]

This one didn't proceed but Freo offering up a future 1st rounder for Cam McCarthy would have been a hideous mistake.

 

[Freo Dr]

This one didn't proceed but Freo offering up a future 1st rounder for Cam McCarthy would have been a hideous mistake.

Our understanding around the traps is it was two first rounders actually. Cam should get a lot better in 2018 but clearly for what we actually ended up paying a year later, we dodged a massive bullet.

 

[Juddernaut08]

Fevola to Brisbane and all of the disharmony that resulted from it. Look like being a bottom 4 side when the drafts will be compromised.

We at Fremantle have made heaps of mistakes at the trade table so this is not having a go in a na na na na naa way. I just think the over-all effect of this one had bigger ramifications than most.

Yep, this one is definitely up there. Wish we had kept him even so.

 

[Xtreme]

Gary Ablett jr

 

[freofc1994]

I remember when Simon Barone almost put me up for trade in 03. He called me into his office and said "Look you little campaigner, the boys in the shower don't back ya! They say you won't kiss their dicks. That you won't poo in their mouths whilst they lie on the shower floor, and vice versa. When are you gonna start puttin back in!? When are you gonna show that you are one of the fellas?! I want to see a change of attitude now! "

I said Thanks Simmo and I dawdled back down to the gym where the fellas were pumpin serious iron. Their bodies looked incredible. I went to the bathroom and went into a cubicle and locked the door. I pulled my shirt up and looked at my stomach 'Not so bad' I thought. I started to softly feel my nipples and I closed my eyes. I put my hands down my jocks and started caressing my dick and pulling it off. I started masturbating aggressively and I must have started moaning. I reached climax and ejaculated all over my self and all over the wall of the cubicle. I slumped down on the toilet floor in exhaustion. My pants were down and my shirt was tucked up above my nipples. The cold white tiles cooled my skin.

THUMP THUMP THUMP
The fellas were banging on the cubicle door. "You ok in there man?" It sounded like the whole team had come into the bathroom. "Dude are you ok?"
As I lay I reached up and unlatched the door. I looked out at their handsome faces and topless rigs as they looked back at me in shock, disheveled and covered in semen sprawled out on the floor. I knew this was the kind of moment Coach Simmo had alluded to earlier. "Fellas, I want to be one of you. I want to sacrifice my body and for you to use me now as a human toilet." The captain and hottest guy on the team pulled out his dick and pissed all over my face. It was a strong stream. I opened my mouth. I was in exaltation. Over the next 4 hours I lay on the cubicle floor. Over 40 players and support staff pissed and shat on me. I had multiple orgasms without actually pulling my penis. I slipped in and out of consciousness.

I hit the showers as the last one left in the gym. I was proud. I drove home to my wife and two young kids. We had dinner and I took some photos of us for our family Instagram. After my wife went to bed I opened the Players Only thread on my phone and saw that a few fellas had taken new dick pics. There was one of the ruckman naked with his legs behind his head. I smiled and thought these are some of the greatest bloke I've ever met.

Good times man

 

[Skeppersap]

Gary Ablett jr

Care to explain, or just another garden variety troll from a Hawthorn 'supporter'?

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

I remember when Simon Barone almost put me up for trade in 03. He called me into his office and said "Look you little campaigner, the boys in the shower don't back ya! They say you won't kiss their dicks. That you won't poo in their mouths whilst they lie on the shower floor, and vice versa. When are you gonna start puttin back in!? When are you gonna show that you are one of the fellas?! I want to see a change of attitude now! "

I said Thanks Simmo and I dawdled back down to the gym where the fellas were pumpin serious iron. Their bodies looked incredible. I went to the bathroom and went into a cubicle and locked the door. I pulled my shirt up and looked at my stomach 'Not so bad' I thought. I started to softly feel my nipples and I closed my eyes. I put my hands down my jocks and started caressing my dick and pulling it off. I started masturbating aggressively and I must have started moaning. I reached climax and ejaculated all over my self and all over the wall of the cubicle. I slumped down on the toilet floor in exhaustion. My pants were down and my shirt was tucked up above my nipples. The cold white tiles cooled my skin.

THUMP THUMP THUMP
The fellas were banging on the cubicle door. "You ok in there man?" It sounded like the whole team had come into the bathroom. "Dude are you ok?"
As I lay I reached up and unlatched the door. I looked out at their handsome faces and topless rigs as they looked back at me in shock, disheveled and covered in semen sprawled out on the floor. I knew this was the kind of moment Coach Simmo had alluded to earlier. "Fellas, I want to be one of you. I want to sacrifice my body and for you to use me now as a human toilet." The captain and hottest guy on the team pulled out his dick and pissed all over my face. It was a strong stream. I opened my mouth. I was in exaltation. Over the next 4 hours I lay on the cubicle floor. Over 40 players and support staff pissed and shat on me. I had multiple orgasms without actually pulling my penis. I slipped in and out of consciousness.

I hit the showers as the last one left in the gym. I was proud. I drove home to my wife and two young kids. We had dinner and I took some photos of us for our family Instagram. After my wife went to bed I opened the Players Only thread on my phone and saw that a few fellas had taken new dick pics. There was one of the ruckman naked with his legs behind his head. I smiled and thought these are some of the greatest bloke I've ever met.

WTAF did I just read. I traded my time and energy for that

 

[Xtreme]

Care to explain, or just another garden variety troll from a Hawthorn 'supporter'?

Depends which era

GCS: Not a captains arseh*le. Didn't show any leadership what so ever

Geelong: injury prone and well below his best

 

[beema limapep]

heres the worst trade ever....Carlton no less

Worst trade ever?

That's easy. Pick 16 and 46 for Stephen O'Reilly who played 12 games for you. AND you had to pay him illegally outside the cap. AND he blew the whistle on you. AND you had to pay a fine. AND you got kicked out of the draft and had to recruit hacks. AND it meant that your mulit-million investment in Denis Pagan was a waste because he had no players.

Stephen O'Reilly for - Pick 16, pick 46, $1m fine, pick 1, 2, 17 and 33 in the 2003 draft, pick 1 in the 2003 PSD, 1st and 2nd round picks in the 2004 draft.

 

[Deledio_Judd]

heres the worst trade ever....Carlton no less

Has to be haha

 

[Plat]

2017 Draft pick 25. Noah Balta Richmond (received from Brisbane Lions via pick swap, received from Western Bulldogs via Josh Schache trade, received from Essendon via Jake Stringer strade; received from GWS as part via Devon Smith trade, originally received from Collingwood in 2016)

 

[17Dream]

Dale Thomas.
$3.5 million for four years.

 

[roacheee]

Re: Stephen O'Reilly

TBH most of that wasn't due to the trade, it was due to the administration at the time being complete idiots (Carlton's admin that is). They played with fire and got severely burned, and we as fans had to watch our dearly beloved football side slide into an imposed mediocrity.

was much better when you were able to cheat and get away with it, ahh the good old days

 

[Caracas]

I count it as a trade, because Sydney had first dibs on Carey.

But what that does show is that the culture of North is so rotten that the only way they have achieved success in the modern era is to be lucky enough to recruit the greatest player ever, via an extremely lucky trade.

Doesn't bode well for your future seeing as those sort of player/trade combinations will probably never happen again.

anyway, on with the thread.
The stephen O'reilly one is the worst trade ever.

Oooh, the humanity! Lol. Talk about salty....

 

[1980GFVideo]

heres the worst trade ever....Carlton no less

Yep. The thread should be renamed second worse trade ever because first is locked and not really up for debate.

Wonder who would be more welcome at Carlton between him and Neil Balme.

 

[raffrox]

Stephen O'Reilly from Carlton to Freo for - Pick 16 and 46, $1m fine, pick 1, 2, 17 and 33 in the 2003 draft, pick 1 in the 2003 PSD, 1st and 2nd round picks in the 2004 draft.

What a classic.

Next worse Lloyd for Tod Ridley

I'm sure someone else has posted this already but gee whiz.

Lloyd was selected with a compensation pick that Essendon was given for us selecting a contracted player (Ridley).

We never had the pick and never had Lloyd on our list. Freo did not trade Lloyd or the pick for Lloyd.

 

[Corkintheocean]

It's not the worst ever, but this is starting to look like a howler from Gold Coast.

"West Coast have traded pick 50 and their 2018 first-rounder to Gold Coast, in exchange for pick 21, pick 26, pick 37 and Gold Coast's 2018 second-rounder."

 

[LukeParkerno1]

It's not the worst ever, but this is starting to look like a howler from Gold Coast.

"West Coast have traded pick 50 and their 2018 first-rounder to Gold Coast, in exchange for pick 21, pick 26, pick 37 and Gold Coast's 2018 second-rounder."

Depends who GC draft with those picks this year. Even if GC had kept them they weren’t picking Ryan. If GC use those picks right in a strong draft they can come out even at worst. That is potentially a win-win trade

 

[Filthy Sanchez]

The amount of people in this thread who don’t know what a trade is is cringeworthy

 

[Kram]

I'm sure someone else has posted this already but gee whiz.

Lloyd was selected with a compensation pick that Essendon was given for us selecting a contracted player (Ridley).

We never had the pick and never had Lloyd on our list. Freo did not trade Lloyd or the pick for Lloyd.

Ironically when idiots bring that up we were the only club in the comp that had no way of getting Lloyd.

 

[Big_Birdy]

Depends who GC draft with those picks this year. Even if GC had kept them they weren’t picking Ryan. If GC use those picks right in a strong draft they can come out even at worst. That is potentially a win-win trade

Pick 50 was last year. They only get one pick for the upcoming draft