Plugger35
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- Sep 27, 2008
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I hate those don't drink, don't smoke and don't eat junk food ads they play during the footy.
You're just sitting down on the couch with a beer and a smoke with a Whiskey Whopper ready to go and then these ads come on.
Drinking can cause you cancer.
Smoking can rip your voicebox out.
Eating junk food attacks your heart and your liver and then you die a slow horrible death.
I usually change the channel during those ads and then I miss half the footy as I'm watching Antiques Roadshow.
You're just sitting down on the couch with a beer and a smoke with a Whiskey Whopper ready to go and then these ads come on.
Drinking can cause you cancer.
Smoking can rip your voicebox out.
Eating junk food attacks your heart and your liver and then you die a slow horrible death.
I usually change the channel during those ads and then I miss half the footy as I'm watching Antiques Roadshow.