Society & Culture Things that Shit me part X- The Tenth edition!

[Marklar_33]

A poll might suggest otherwise.

It's like this whole Mohammad Amir shit. Guy serves his time and a percentage of people carry on saying he shouldn't be allowed to play again. Well, he served his allotted punishment, you can't keep adding at the end

Essendon copped their punishment, with no future provisions. It's done and dusted, time to move on

 

[Gough]

I'm really looking forward to seeing Amir out here this summer.

 

[BALKAN]

Can't keep punishing them forever

Let's try it though and see how it goes

 

[chargers 09]

Why does Daisy f***ing Pearce keep getting a gig on AFL Gameday? I know the AFL are trying to promote women in the AFL but she's bloody hopeless.

It's not so much that she's a female, it's that she has a horrible bogan nasally voice and constantly stumbles over her words when she talks.

Her footy knowledge is questionable too, sure she might be the best womens player but that's still ammos standard in mens footy.

They wouldn't get old Doug on there from Wembley 4th grade Ammos to give his opinions about AFL footy so why should she?

Bloody tokenism at it's finest.

Wouldn't even be Amos Div 4 standard. Closer to under 13s level.

 

[BALKAN]

I'm really looking forward to seeing Amir out here this summer.

Is Jake coming?

 

[chargers 09]

I'm really looking forward to seeing Amir out here this summer.

The fragile Aussie middle order isn't.

 

[Gough]

The fragile Aussie middle order isn't.

After the general shitness of last summer, this one is potentially a cracker.

 

[akkaps]

The fragile Aussie middle order isn't.

That's the best bit.

 

[Shell]

Just wow. After 2 months of this ****ing smoke detector battery beeping next door - the actual house has been sold, so the new owners have (****ing finally) changed the ****ing battery.

Now there's another one in the house beeping today. I swear to god i'm gonna burn this ****ing house down #irony

 

[Soft Ball Get]

campaigners who try to jump the queue can go burn in hell. For example, you're waiting to be served, there's no ticket system or dedicated line so you basically need to know who you were there before. Yet you get these campaigners who will rock up after you did and try to sneak one over you when the next person is called for. You call them out on it and they act as though they never saw you standing there. Farrrk off campaigner.

Posted this on another thread but is probably more appropriate here.

 

[chunkylover]

I'm really looking forward to seeing Amir out here this summer.

For sure. Both test series look like crackers. Cant wait. This pakistan bowling line up should trouble our bats so they will no doubt roll out the highways. Hope im wrong though

 

[chunkylover]

So in keeping with theme of the thread the highways cricket australia will produce/demand this summer to negate some great bowling coming out shits me. Does nothing for preparing our team for challenges in england where we have been shite for 2 series in a row. But at least we can listen to the morons in commentary shoot their loads over a davey cover drive with no footwork at all

 

[craigos]

Had about 3 beers yesterday evening and am feeling hungover as a dog. wtf is that about?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Had about 3 beers yesterday evening and am feeling hungover as a dog. wtf is that about?

You are now forever known as 3 beers Craigos

 

[BALKAN]

Had about 3 beers yesterday evening and am feeling hungover as a dog. wtf is that about?

Allah punishing you for engaging in sin

 

[Gough]

Allah punishing you for engaging in sin

I don't picture you being sober as a judge at all times.

 

[BALKAN]

I don't picture you being sober as a judge at all times.

how dare you question a Holy man

 

[Gough]

how dare you question a Holy man

Did you get your theology degree from here?

 

[BALKAN]

Did you get your theology degree from here?

You're only calling us a cow college 'cause we were founded by a cow!

 

[craigos]

You are now forever known as 3 beers Craigos

3 cups 1 Craigos?

Allah punishing you for engaging in sin

Nah, Allah and I are tight. He washes my car every second Thursday.

 

[t_94]

I'm really looking forward to seeing Amir out here this summer.

Shah/Amir combination is great to watch. Reckon Pakistan's top order is pretty thin (Azhar Ali can be quite good) , but the middle order is class.

 

[Big Bryza]

True but handing them the first pick after everything is rubbish

They already got punished in previous drafts. Move on and let it go.

Stop shooting Dank while you're at it.

 

[peternorth]

ice bucket challenge. what's happened to it?

 

[Gough]

ice bucket challenge. what's happened to it?

It was all fun, and games until people starting talking about drowning journalists.

 

[Gralin]

Next month I turn 24

You should be happy about that you have 12 months where your age matches your namesakes playing number