Banter TRTT Part 13: 2021 Goodbye (To 2022)

[raman]

The agent and owner behind that ad should be killed.

 

[Del165198]

https://m.realestate.com.au/property-studio-sa-north+adelaide-433477510

Here's the ad if anyone wants to see the whole thing

This spacious, fully-furnished upstairs studio offers the lifestyle that everyone deserves.

YOU DESERVE TO SHIT IN YOUR KITCHEN

 

[raman]

For real I rented a 2 bedroom 2 toilet townhouse within 20 metres of that unit for around 10 years when I lived in North Adelaide. Started $275 finished $325 per week or thereabouts.

 

[chiwigi]

Thankfully found out my work accepts a stat Dec in lieu of a sick note... Haven't had to use it yet but will no doubt come in handy. Why should I waste my and the doctors time for: "take some Panadol, rest, if you aren't feeling better in a few days come back"

A GP just sits in a windowless room looking at half naked old people and kids with fluids coming out of various orifices.

Never understood the attraction to that job.

As for work places demanding certificates, it’s literally part of your contract that you are entitled to x amount of sick days.
They shouldn’t be allowed to direct your behaviour on those days.

 

[Del165198]

A GP just sits in a windowless room looking at half naked old people and kids with fluids coming out of various orifices.

Never understood the attraction to that job.

As for work places demanding certificates, it’s literally part of your contract that you are entitled to x amount of sick days.
They shouldn’t be allowed to direct your behaviour on those days.

Just forge it, they aren't gonna check

 

[raman]

Just forge it, they aren't gonna check

Haha I knew a guy who got fired from a job for forging a med cert. blew my mind because a) how hard is it to get one b)
How hard is it to forge one

 

[dirty2]

It's personal leave these days.... Personal... So none of there business.

 

[Del165198]

Haha I knew a guy who got fired from a job for forging a med cert. blew my mind because a) how hard is it to get one b)
How hard is it to forge one

I got one from a bulk bill place in Christies beach once... mf legitimately typed it up in wordpad.

No header no nothing just some text with a dr name and a scribble after it printed

I also edited one in Photoshop to just change the dates from an old certificate

 

[JimmyBC]

Maybe having a shit, shower, w@nk, fire & cooking chops in the same room will become a thing.

 

[Del165198]

Maybe having a s**t, shower, w@nk, fire & cooking chops in the same room will become a thing.

Just shit in the shower, while having a wank, you can squish it down with your toes.

 

[Schulzenfest]

"Yeah I'm sick, sick of going to work every day ya campaigner"

In the clique's utopia this will be a perfectly valid reason to take one of your 50 annual sick days.

 

[Dylan8]

Maybe having a s**t, shower, w@nk, fire & cooking chops in the same room will become a thing.

Become a thing?

 

[Dylan8]

"Yeah I'm sick, sick of going to work every day ya campaigner"

In the clique's utopia this will be a perfectly valid reason to take one of your 50 annual sick days.

Yes

 

[Duck Farmer]

Imagine: you’ve moved in with your partner. They’re making coffee in the morning while you’re taking a dump in the perspex shitting cube in the middle of your kitchen.

Even better when you have visitors over.

 

[Lagooner]

Even better when you have visitors over.

May I use your Jeeze…. will you just look at that time best be off!

 

[Del165198]

Maybe having a s**t, shower, w@nk, fire & cooking chops in the same room will become a thing.

Cooking chops on your portable gas stove (in the bathroom) because the kitchen doesn't have a hotplate let alone an oven

 

[afl2004]

 

[JimmyBC]

Cooking chops on your portable gas stove (in the bathroom) because the kitchen doesn't have a hotplate let alone an oven

tbh I reckon I could live in a tin shed with a couple of buckets.

 

[tribey]

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The last time Mrs Tribey did a Goodwill sweep of her wardrobe she gave away more new and as-new garments than I’d have owned since childhood. It’s bonkers.

 

[dirty2]

I helped a mate move a month ago and the amount of clothes he had was bloody crazy... I could live for another 40 years and still not own the amount of clothes he had.

 

[philthy05]

Haha I knew a guy who got fired from a job for forging a med cert. blew my mind because a) how hard is it to get one b)
How hard is it to forge one

I once got pulled into an interrogation by my boss, who had a table with sick certs spread out. He asked me why they were filled out by different doctors.

“It’s a gp and I see the first available doctor so I can get back home to bed.”

Then he furiously pointed at the addresses

Why are some here and others here!!?!?!!

“Cause a few months ago I moved from here to there”

The guy literally stopped and appeared broken for a minute before storming out. Came back 5 mins later and fired me, for taking too many sick days (back story, I had a health concern that year, had sick notes and when i was fired I’m still had 30+ hours of unused sick leave.

 

[philthy05]

When we packed to move interstate and drop our stuff off at storage I discovered (missus tried to hide them) boxes and boxes of shoes and handbags that I don’t remember ever seeing before.

I wouldn’t even remotely be angry if she was spending money on stuff she used..

 

[Papa G]

The last time Mrs Tribey did a Goodwill sweep of her wardrobe she gave away more new and as-new garments than I’d have owned since childhood. It’s bonkers.

Women dress for other women

The only time men notice what a woman is wearing is if it looks shit or sexy.

 

[dirty2]

I once got pulled into an interrogation by my boss, who had a table with sick certs spread out. He asked me why they were filled out by different doctors.

“It’s a gp and I see the first available doctor so I can get back home to bed.”

Then he furiously pointed at the addresses

Why are some here and others here!!?!?!!

“Cause a few months ago I moved from here to there”

The guy literally stopped and appeared broken for a minute before storming out. Came back 5 mins later and fired me, for taking too many sick days (back story, I had a health concern that year, had sick notes and when i was fired I’m still had 30+ hours of unused sick leave.

Sounds like you should of gotten a lawyer involved in that...

 

[Grave Danger]

Haha I knew a guy who got fired from a job for forging a med cert. blew my mind because a) how hard is it to get one b)
How hard is it to forge one

I used to work in Personnel (yes, many moons ago when it was still called that) and we saw some funny med certs - one looked like the medical condition said Govt - no doubt this was gout, but being sick of the government was probably equally valid. This was in the Public Service though, so maybe he was just sick of his job.