Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Markfs]

Bucks used to talk about people being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. That didn't apply to Little Johnny. Run Johnny Run. And that's what he does, incapable of another thought or action.

the rumour is that the fly has a horse electric thing attached to the small one......fly just flicks the switch and little johnny bolts off ...

 

[The Majestic]

Bucks used to talk about people being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. That didn't apply to Little Johnny. Run Johnny Run. And that's what he does, incapable of another thought or action.

The guy frustrates the the hell out of me.

 

[Pistol Night]

The guy frustrates the the hell out of me.

You're that angry you've stuttered your comment

 

[The Majestic]

You're that angry you've stuttered your comment

Haha. I wish I could use that as an excuse, I am far too overtired to be posting on Bigfooty.

 

[sr36]

I'm hearing that The Great Barrier to victory Reef ****ing McInnes has caused noideaatall to disown his ridiculous whipping theories.

"Only whip one of them, WHE" - what a ****ing joke. If you're not yelling abuse at Reef McInnes every time he appears you're not a passionate Pies fan.

"Don't whip them for their hair. - absolutely ridiculous - Reef McInness - shittest hair in the team - shittest player in the team. QED

 

[Markfs]

I think we need a new american. Perhaps the captain of the nuggets is looking for a new challenge.......Here is a photo of him receiving the nba trophy earlier today. He's not much of a physical specimen but after all....HE IS AN NBA PLAYER...so he must be the world's best athlete. We should offer him a tryout...

 

[noideaatall]

I'm hearing that The Great Barrier to victory Reef ******* McInnes has caused noideaatall to disown his ridiculous whipping theories.

"Only whip one of them, WHE" - what a ******* joke. If you're not yelling abuse at Reef McInnes every time he appears you're not a passionate Pies fan.

"Don't whip them for their hair. - absolutely ridiculous - Reef McInness - shittest hair in the team - shittest player in the team. QED

You are right with location, my friend, but misquided on everything else (as usual). Ya pick one of the bullocks, get it into shape and the rest follows. I picked WHE, got him into shape and look what happened. Now, I will be the first to admit you mob lost focus, started into gender and other irrelevancies and look what happened. The loss we needed to happened, for you mob to get your whips out and change ya crackers.

I will get back onto WHE and this momentary loss in consciousness will change, you watch. You can thank me later. As to their haircuts, they are pretty much all hideous, made worse by the current love for pr0n moustaches, so if we go by they play according to their hairdo we are pretty much stuffed. I prefer we take the approach they will grow out of it.

Moving on, it has been a challenge herding you mob, a virtual bunch of cats if ever I have encountered one, into some semblance of sensibility. As much as I have failed in this job, I blame you mob. Even Eddie would have failed. But here we are, at the pinnacle of need and whipping material for you to turn, like a rabid dog on its owner. Look around, delve into the autopsy and selection threads. Now is the hour where the soil is fertile for whipping thread posters. I am a mere thread in the shoe of what is open to enlightened whippers.

 

[sr36]

You are right with location, my friend, but misquided on everything else (as usual). Ya pick one of the bullocks, get it into shape and the rest follows. I picked WHE, got him into shape and look what happened. Now, I will be the first to admit you mob lost focus, started into gender and other irrelevancies and look what happened. The loss we needed to happened, for you mob to get your whips out and change ya crackers.

I will get back onto WHE and this momentary loss in consciousness will change, you watch. You can thank me later. As to their haircuts, they are pretty much all hideous, made worse by the current love for pr0n moustaches, so if we go by they play according to their hairdo we are pretty much stuffed. I prefer we take the approach they will grow out of it.

Moving on, it has been a challenge herding you mob, a virtual bunch of cats if ever I have encountered one, into some semblance of sensibility. As much as I have failed in this job, I blame you mob. Even Eddie would have failed. But here we are, at the pinnacle of need and whipping material for you to turn, like a rabid dog on its owner. Look around, delve into the autopsy and selection threads. Now is the hour where the soil is fertile for whipping thread posters. I am a mere thread in the shoe of what is open to enlightened whippers.

All I know is that the club were represented by 23 losers on Kings Birthday. It's been inspiring to see 9 of them, plus Ginnivan have their threads bumped to be lashed. But what about the other 14? How are they going to know what to do better if we don't point out all the things they're shit at? And you might be able to walk past them being shit at cutting their hair, shit at being not woke, etc.. but it's those low standards that have left the Blues a complete shambles.

 

[Markfs]

It's time for the phoenix to rise from the ashes......the chooks have come home to roost. The end is nigh....

 

[Maggie5]

This is my first post in this thread as I have a nomination - Cameron. (Of course, now he is quite likely to be BOG next week).

 

[BEEG]

Crisp is getting close.

Pies need find a way to get him more involved through the middle.

 

[Markfs]

This is my first post in this thread as I have a nomination - Cameron. (Of course, now he is quite likely to be BOG next week).

I think this thread welcomes your esteemed presence but a post should be more than just a simple nomination, you really need to whip darcy for his continued ineptitude this year. I never liked him. He seems to just do enough to keep his spot and he has none of the mongrel of past rucking greats. I dont even trust him to biff an opposing ruck during a grand final which is a minimum requirement for big men.

 

[Horaceg]

Crisp is getting close.

Pies need find a way to get him more involved through the middle.

He has played a lot of games in a row, maybe complacency has set in, they won’t drop him whilst the streak is a thing.

 

[Maggie5]

I think this thread welcomes your esteemed presence but a post should be more than just a simple nomination, you really need to whip darcy for his continued ineptitude this year. I never liked him. He seems to just do enough to keep his spot and he has none of the mongrel of past rucking greats. I dont even trust him to biff an opposing ruck during a grand final which is a minimum requirement for big men.

I think my side note explains it. I have a habit of knocking a player for him only to be the toast of the team next week.

Might just wait a couple of weeks before putting the boots in.

 

[Markfs]

I think my side note explains it. I have a habit of knocking a player for him only to be the toast of the team next week.

Might just wait a couple of weeks before putting the boots in.

I trust your judgement but I doubt that any last gasp will be be for more than a game or two. Cameron has been an underachiever since we took him from sydney. We only have to look back at the previous sydney import to see that sydney rejects are always useless on so many levels. Cameron actually started quite well after taking over from Grundee. Maybe I just over-compensated for seeing the end of the manbun's listless performances. One thing that I can say for Cameron is that he appears to be earnest, but earnest in a very non-cool way.

Let me suggest for you to also look at the hyphen and little johnny. I know the little one has his fans but we all know that he will make a game-changing mistake on grand final day. It's one of things that rangas do. They cant help themselves.

 

[Markfs]

He has played a lot of games in a row, maybe complacency has set in, they won’t drop him whilst the streak is a thing.

He seems to have lost focus with this "kids thing" becoming something that he's more concerned about. I think all of us can track that back to when he showed the world his crown jewels.

We all know now that Jack was a bit of a bad boy in his earlier days and that served his footy well. It's something that we promote in this thread. Unfortunately, the family thing has knobbled him. I would suggest that he should probably go divorce to save his footy, but I think he's gone too far. I fear we'll see him in this thread more and more in the coming years.....

 

[Markfs]

I was just wondering whether the pies could spare a few hundred thousand to pay the eagles to keep simpson on as the coach for his full tenure. He's doing such great work. We could use the same kitty to help out carlton with a michael voss extension.

 

[Sea fog]

Crisp is certainly coming into calculations. Lipi is up there with his squibbing. Moore has been singled out for his extreme arrogance.

 

[Markfs]

Crisp is certainly coming into calculations. Lipi is up there with his squibbing. Moore has been singled out for his extreme arrogance.

moore has always been on the edge. We'll know there's problems if he makes an announcement that he is going to die on friday and rise up on sunday...

 

[Markfs]

one word about grizzly adams who is reportedly our "high performance" coach. Grizzly was on the MCG before the game in the most ridiculous puffer jacket every invented. Maybe it's gone beyond the mere puffer and it's now filled with helium to keep the big man upright....

I think this thread likes wild men, unshaven and dealing out biffs to all and sundry in the opposition camp, but not human blimps floating around the G before the game. It's unmagpie-like and someone needs to pop his puffer....

 

[sr36]

Crisp is certainly coming into calculations. Lipi is up there with his squibbing. Moore has been singled out for his extreme arrogance.

With Lipinski, is it a salary cap thing? Do we pay him for his promotional modelling all over the website? Thus he saves us money on our salary cap? Surely we do't pay him for what he does during games, which doesn't come close to resembling footy.

 

[Fat Jesus]

Crisp is gold. How one can contemplate dropping him boggles the mind.
For who exactly?

Yes I realise we are whipping here

 

[Markfs]

Crisp is gold. How one can contemplate dropping him boggles the mind.
For who exactly?

Yes I realise we are whipping here

obviously you havent been watching the post game stuff, although jeremy howe was the worst this week. I can see a time when a lot of these guys are going to request to take the kids to work and prop them up in the backline or forward line with a playpen....

but if you read my post above, you can see the deep psychological analysis of why crisp has lost the plot

 

[sr36]

obviously you havent been watching the post game stuff, although jeremy howe was the worst this week. I can see a time when a lot of these guys are going to request to take the kids to work and prop them up in the backline or forward line with a playpen....

but if you read my post above, you can see the deep psychological analysis of why crisp has lost the plot

Crisp thinks like a proper footballer. He's been a bit shaken by the photos - just got to convince him that the camera takes off a fair few centimetres and he's actually really well endowed and he'll get his confidence back.

 

[Pistol Night]

Crisp thinks like a proper footballer. He's been a bit shaken by the photos - just got to convince him that the camera takes off a fair few centimetres and he's actually really well endowed and he'll get his confidence back.

Thats what I always say when I look in the mirror