Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[Fat Jesus]

Thats what I always say when I look in the mirror

That pic you DM,d me I would have to agree. On par with the one I sent you.

 

[Pistol Night]

That pic you DM,d me I would have to agree. On par with the one I sent you.

I sent you that in confidence!

 

[Horaceg]

He seems to have lost focus with this "kids thing" becoming something that he's more concerned about. I think all of us can track that back to when he showed the world his crown jewels.

We all know now that Jack was a bit of a bad boy in his earlier days and that served his footy well. It's something that we promote in this thread. Unfortunately, the family thing has knobbled him. I would suggest that he should probably go divorce to save his footy, but I think he's gone too far. I fear we'll see him in this thread more and more in the coming years.....

He doesn’t need to get divorced, just separate, disown the kids until retirement.

 

[Markfs]

He doesn’t need to get divorced, just separate, disown the kids until retirement.

well that's true. I'm all for doing the minimum amount to get his focus back on footy....and he doesnt have to give away women as jordie would tell ya...

 

[Markfs]

To the people posting their undying love for little johnny in his thread, have you no shame? Imagine what your grandchildren will think of you if they read old BF posts in 50 years? I understand that little johnny chased an adelaide opponent and actually caught him without stuffing up, but is that reason to go bananas?

 

[noideaatall]

This is my first post in this thread as I have a nomination - Cameron. (Of course, now he is quite likely to be BOG next week).

There is whipping, there is fluffing and there are puffer jackets. I appreciate you feel the need to rescue this thread Maggie5, they are a disappointment to me also, but this post is closer to the latter categories than anything resembling whipping. I appreciate you are a mod, I hope sr36 takes note. Mods should be fluffers, leave the antagonism to markfs.

WHE is streets ahead. Continents even. Managed to pole on almost every game. An astute whipping observer, which you mob are not, would note the way WHE went missing against the demons but road the wave against the generally pathetic and small stadiumed GC. (why the hell a backwater like hobart needs a bigger stadium than that metropolis I have noidea). WHE's closest competitor, Johhny Noble has similar traits, I see him a future winner of the Blair Memorial, but not this year.

Getting back to Cameron, he is a disappointment no doubt. Imagine a team of horses, bullocks or dogs. In the middle sits a dud. Not the worst dud, not the one you are about to ditch, just your average everyday dud that all of us have to deal with. In terms of this thread it would be timmy, or yourself. Now ya don't want to flog them, they aren't the worst and you have to get the best out of your team. You'd rather flog a Ronnie, who is dropping off the pace and soon to be cut loose, or a sr36/markfs who, given't a decent serve, might lead the pack somewhere. Cameron is you or Timmy. Pretty much useless but our useless and to buttered along until we find something less useless.

On another note, Kayo should be flogged mercilessly. I paid the useless mob, why can't I watch a match? Kayo needs to get out and build some friggin towers ffs.

 

[Markfs]

There is whipping, there is fluffing and there are puffer jackets. I appreciate you feel the need to rescue this thread Maggie5, they are a disappointment to me also, but this post is closer to the latter categories than anything resembling whipping. I appreciate you are a mod, I hope sr36 takes note. Mods should be fluffers, leave the antagonism to markfs.

WHE is streets ahead. Continents even. Managed to pole on almost every game. An astute whipping observer, which you mob are not, would note the way WHE went missing against the demons but road the wave against the generally pathetic and small stadiumed GC. (why the hell a backwater like hobart needs a bigger stadium than that metropolis I have noidea). WHE's closest competitor, Johhny Noble has similar traits, I see him a future winner of the Blair Memorial, but not this year.

Getting back to Cameron, he is a disappointment no doubt. Imagine a team of horses, bullocks or dogs. In the middle sits a dud. Not the worst dud, not the one you are about to ditch, just your average everyday dud that all of us have to deal with. In terms of this thread it would be timmy, or yourself. Now ya don't want to flog them, they aren't the worst and you have to get the best out of your team. You'd rather flog a Ronnie, who is dropping off the pace and soon to be cut loose, or a sr36/markfs who, given't a decent serve, might lead the pack somewhere. Cameron is you or Timmy. Pretty much useless but our useless and to buttered along until we find something less useless.

On another note, Kayo should be flogged mercilessly. I paid the useless mob, why can't I watch a match? Kayo needs to get out and build some friggin towers ffs.

And you wonder why you have to stalk people to make friends....

While the hyphen is tracking nicely one out/one back in your racing metaphor, he is really only going to be judged in the heat of the finals.....and he will come up against the little john, who is building to be an even bigger disappointment based on all the puffing and fluffing by various media people in the last few weeks.

Both will make a critical mistake. The hyphen will drop a mark a la jack darling.....probably in the goal square when the pies are 4 points behind and chasing a grand final spot. The little john is more likely to get tackled when he tries to break free 20 metres in front of the opposition's goal, in similar circumstances. Either will be remembered in infamy. Hundreds of BF posters will rush to post here and gush that they knew they were duds and had told us all along in forgotten posts in long forgotten threads...

So that's the end of it all....we are merely meandering along to the inevitable conclusion.

The duds weren't in queensland this weekend. They were slumming it down at frankston against a team of ex cons with IQs below 50. The most interesting snippet there is the sight of ned kelly jnr going through gender reassignment....

 

[#23 Hill]

The mods need to delete all references to John Noble

2

John Noble

Age

27

Ht

180cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.3

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.1

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

186.1

3star

D

14.2

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

6.5

4star

M

3.2

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

149.7

3star

D

18.8

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

229.8

4star

in this fred. He has no business being here.

 

[Markfs]

The mods need to delete all references to John Noble in this fred. He has no business being here.

I know how you feel. It upsets me to think about him. Hopefully we can get the mods to delete all references to him and even get the club to cut him out of photographs, once he is delisted....

Just try not to think about him...

 

[Markfs]

The high priest of whipping, Damo, outlines his theory of nastiness. Damo, as we know, was bullied by experts throughout his pre-school and school days and his early days in journalism. He has been targetted by more alpha males than the hyphen has dropped marks.

While he has none of the right stuff, he knows a loser when he sees one because he looks in the mirror every morning.

BARRETT: Why ruthless Pies, Power are primed for premiership tilt

History shows premiership teams are built on a ruthless edge. Collingwood and Port Adelaide have that in spades, writes Damian Barrett

www.afl.com.au

 

[neilk]

I would like to offer a whipping to our Captain. Has anyone ever seen him kicking on his left foot? Such a basic skill and he appears to be totally lacking. I haven't seen him use his left foot, and if he has, I didn't see it. Therefore, it didn't happen. So yeah, err, that's all I've got, but wanted to make my first contribution.

 

[Markfs]

I would like to offer a whipping to our Captain. Has anyone ever seen him kicking on his left foot? Such a basic skill and he appears to be totally lacking. I haven't seen him use his left foot, and if he has, I didn't see it. Therefore, it didn't happen. So yeah, err, that's all I've got, but wanted to make my first contribution.

we dont usually mention his footy in here. We're more perturbed by that haircut and his flowery speeches. He's come off the boil in recent weeks and it might be because we're getting close to finals and you know how these woke types are when it comes to pressure. I'm hoping that he stands up and isnt spending all his free hours on gracious losing captain speeches. If he delivers one of those at the end of the season, I vote to sell him to melbourne so he can make a speech about following in his dad's footsteps...

 

[#23 Hill]

The high priest of whipping, Damo, outlines his theory of nastiness. Damo, as we know, was bullied by experts throughout his pre-school and school days and his early days in journalism. He has been targetted by more alpha males than the hyphen has dropped marks.

While he has none of the right stuff, he knows a loser when he sees one because he looks in the mirror every morning.

BARRETT: Why ruthless Pies, Power are primed for premiership tilt

History shows premiership teams are built on a ruthless edge. Collingwood and Port Adelaide have that in spades, writes Damian Barrett

www.afl.com.au

Edge is a good thing to have. There are other assests too though, like the Daicos brothers and their singled minded dedication to being as good as they can possibly be. Earlier this year Peter Daicos said his sons are meticulous with their diets and are in bed by 9:30. I wish I was that dedicated to my job. But unfortunately my job isn't anywhere near as exciting as playing for the Pies.

 

[Markfs]

Edge is a good thing to have. There are other assests too though, like the Daicos brothers and their singled minded dedication to being as good as they can possibly be. Earlier this year Peter Daicos said his sons are meticulous with their diets and are in bed by 9:30. I wish I was that dedicated to my job. But unfortunately my job isn't anywhere near as exciting as playing for the Pies.

grunt...mongrel...the rest is just icing on the cake...

 

[sr36]

I would like to offer a whipping to our Captain. Has anyone ever seen him kicking on his left foot? Such a basic skill and he appears to be totally lacking. I haven't seen him use his left foot, and if he has, I didn't see it. Therefore, it didn't happen. So yeah, err, that's all I've got, but wanted to make my first contribution.

I've been watching the Ashes. Darcy's biggest issue as captain isn't a lack of a left foot, nor his hair or general wokeness. His issue is he leads his side to victory too often. Ben Stokes has become the greatest captain that any sport has ever seen in the midst of being well on the way to leading his team to their first Ashes series defeat on home soil since 2001.

 

[neilk]

I've been watching the Ashes. Darcy's biggest issue as captain isn't a lack of a left foot, nor his hair or general wokeness. His issue is he leads his side to victory too often. Ben Stokes has become the greatest captain that any sport has ever seen in the midst of being well on the way to leading his team to their first Ashes series defeat on home soil since 2001.

I'm certain that Darcy would have called Fat Johnny back. Stokes said he would have.

 

[sr36]

I'm certain that Darcy would have called Fat Johnny back. Stokes said he would have.

Fat Johnny would never have done what Carey did.





As he would have dropped the ball.

 

[jmac70]

Fat Johnny would never have done what Carey did.





As he would have dropped the ball.

He tried it in the first innings and missed the stumps.

 

[sr36]

He tried it in the first innings and missed the stumps.

Really?

I must say I did think it was shit form from the Aussies. But I also think it was shit that they didn't award that catch to Starc and that bloke should have walked.

 

[Gabbo64]

New whipping boys alert................The English cricket team.

Oh.....Sorry....That should be on the whinging boys thread...

 

[jmac70]

Really?

I must say I did think it was s**t form from the Aussies. But I also think it was s**t that they didn't award that catch to Starc and that bloke should have walked.

McCallum did much worse in his career. Fact is, Carey threw the ball whilst Bairstow was still in his crease.

Bairstow chose to walk out of his crease before the over was called. That’s out.

Aussies won’t give a shit if they get booed for the entire series. Get the series win and get out of that shit hole.

 

[Gabbo64]

McCallum did much worse in his career. Fact is, Carey threw the ball whilst Bairstow was still in his crease.

Bairstow chose to walk out of his crease before the over was called. That’s out.

Aussies won’t give a s**t if they get booed for the entire series. Get the series win and get out of that s**t hole.

Last test...2 all...The poms need 2 runs, we need 1 wicket...bring out the mankad.....priceless!!

 

[Markfs]

McCallum did much worse in his career. Fact is, Carey threw the ball whilst Bairstow was still in his crease.

Bairstow chose to walk out of his crease before the over was called. That’s out.

Aussies won’t give a s**t if they get booed for the entire series. Get the series win and get out of that s**t hole.

general rule of thumb ....if you're booed by a pomme, you must be a good bloke. Its been scientifically tested...

 

[Maggie5]

There is whipping, there is fluffing and there are puffer jackets. I appreciate you feel the need to rescue this thread Maggie5, they are a disappointment to me also, but this post is closer to the latter categories than anything resembling whipping. I appreciate you are a mod, I hope sr36 takes note. Mods should be fluffers, leave the antagonism to markfs.

WHE is streets ahead. Continents even. Managed to pole on almost every game. An astute whipping observer, which you mob are not, would note the way WHE went missing against the demons but road the wave against the generally pathetic and small stadiumed GC. (why the hell a backwater like hobart needs a bigger stadium than that metropolis I have noidea). WHE's closest competitor, Johhny Noble has similar traits, I see him a future winner of the Blair Memorial, but not this year.

Getting back to Cameron, he is a disappointment no doubt. Imagine a team of horses, bullocks or dogs. In the middle sits a dud. Not the worst dud, not the one you are about to ditch, just your average everyday dud that all of us have to deal with. In terms of this thread it would be timmy, or yourself. Now ya don't want to flog them, they aren't the worst and you have to get the best out of your team. You'd rather flog a Ronnie, who is dropping off the pace and soon to be cut loose, or a sr36/markfs who, given't a decent serve, might lead the pack somewhere. Cameron is you or Timmy. Pretty much useless but our useless and to buttered along until we find something less useless.

On another note, Kayo should be flogged mercilessly. I paid the useless mob, why can't I watch a match? Kayo needs to get out and build some friggin towers ffs.

Please note this is a reply from Maggie the poster not the Mod. (I am still allowed to do this).

Where do I start ... ?

Firstly you raised my ire, not sure where you have been but I was No.1 member of the Blair fan club and to name an award after him in this category saddens me.

Secondly I think you and others should leave WHE alone, he deserves his place in the team same as Noble they are useful foot soldiers and every team needs them.

Lastly, my nomination stands.

Thank you.

 

[sr36]

Please note this is a reply from Maggie the poster not the Mod. (I am still allowed to do this).

Where do I start ... ?

Firstly you raised my ire, not sure where you have been but I was No.1 member of the Blair fan club and to name an award after him in this category saddens me.

Secondly I think you and others should leave WHE alone, he deserves his place in the team same as Noble they are useful foot soldiers and every team needs them.

Lastly, my nomination stands.

Thank you.

How could anybody possibly criticise a post bagging out Darcy Cameron. He's obviously a troll. I think you should wield your mod powers and ban his account.