Who do you want taking a set shot for your life?

[benbanjo]

Brent Harvey for me thanks.... Chances are he will still be playing after we have all passed away from old age...

 

[PP34]

Fev. Bloke was a beautiful shot for goal.

 

[adrenalinjunkie]

Gunston pretty comfortably for mine, followed by Jay Schulz.

Back in the day - Tony Lockett.

 

[Yianni]

Aaron Edwards (08 and 09, definitely not 07)

 

[Always Ballin]

Josh Kennedy.

 

[gutsroy]

Schulz / Gunston. From my mob Jamie Elliott, I'd say

 

[Farang83150]

Lecca today, Dunstall back in the day

 

[Sydney Bloods]

jesse white, i'm hoping he's heard how often i bag out his shit goal kicking.

This way he might get pissed off and intentionally kick a behind.
Jesse white is so hopeless he's likely to accidentally kick the goal!

 

[FootyJunkie]

Modra... love Modra

 

[hench]

If it's anywhere inside 30 metres out I'd probably take it myself.

 

[PieNSauce]

Cloke. Live life on the wild side!

 

[Big_Birdy]

Roger James was a fair dead eye IIRC

 

[getgaff]

LeCras

 

[pazza]

Jack Riewoldt

 

[Grongey]

Lockett, Gunston, J.Roughead

 

[Bloods]

Ryder.

Plugger would still drill it too.

 

[who_let_the_dogs_out]

Tory Dickson and I'm not even joking.

 

[The Sultan]

Jordan McMahon..... kicks them even though his team need him to miss.

 

[stellation]

Players whose mother drive vacuum cleaners also struggle apparently.

Bit off topic but I was lining up for goals once and an opposition player yelled out "your mum's your sister and your dogs your cat" fair to say I shanked it due to pissing myself laughing.

I recall a teammate lining up for goal when I was around 16 and a chap from the other team shouted out "YOUR MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN!" at the opportune moment when all other noise had just stopped so it was bellowed loudly around the ground. Apart from being an odd thing to say, it stuck in my memory because the majority of my team turned around and looked at our teammate's mother and I overhead someone nearby ask "is that her?". Yes, cool story bro.

As to the original question, I loved Dennis' (yes, most likely prepared beforehand and waiting for the opportunity to throw it out there to arise) choice.

Healy: Word is this guy is the most reliable kick for goal in the side. They say down at Collingwood if you had to have someone kicking for your life, Tarkyn Lockyer would be the man.

Commetti: I'd prefer my mum

(silence)

Commetti: Not a great footballer, but at least she'd care.

 

[dumb]

ahmed saad, or whoever else takes the longest time to kick. mike fitzpatrick.

 

[FreoRicci]

Zac Dawson..

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Tory Dickson.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Tory Dickson and I'm not even joking.

Guy was deadly for you on Sunday - not often a forward kicks more than 5 against us, let alone 7!

 

[Mancey]

Cloke.

Vale you

 

[Borgan]

Jarrad McVeigh