Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Pistol Night]

Same sport though. Ourselves and Essendon are the actual big two of footy.

Is that why ya whipped ya premiership cups out together last year like two 75yo blokes with leather pants in a nightclub? Or was it to remind your supporters what one looks like?

 

[doppleganger]

Is that why ya whipped ya premiership cups out together last year like two 75yo blokes with leather pants in a nightclub? Or was that to remind your supporters what one looks like?

The two VFL powerhouses who have fallen away when the game expanded and went national love looking backwards at what they used to be.

 

[Pistol Night]

The two VFL powerhouses who have fallen away when the game expanded and went national love looking backwards at what they used to be.

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If either club ever asked us to do this I’d hope we’d tell them to GAGF. We’ll be on 17 and 18 anyway when they try this pity sword fight again next

 

[JustaBattler]

If either club ever asked us to do this I’d hope we’d tell them to GAGF. We’ll be on 17 and 18 anyway when they try this pity sword fight again next

You "had a dream" !

 

[JustaBattler]

Not sure what any of that rambling is actually saying?

More Ricky Bobby style crap - if you aint first your last, and Carlton only cares about being first?

you are always "not sure" mate - no worries though we are here to set you straight.

 

[Pistol Night]

you are always "not sure" mate - no worries though we are here to set you straight.

- Charles Manson 1971 -

 

[Fadge]

Most Blues fans wouldn't disagree with the easy fixture being a bit laughable.

But what's more laughable is Fadgey and Corn etc saying we're going to finish 15th with one of the easiest fixtures going around

To the contrary.

I know those in the inner sanctum at North and West Coast who are licking their lips at the prospect of playing Carlton twice next year.

Might even result in Carlton finishing 17th.

 

[King Tut]

Two different competitions

Plus Carlton had a 15 year head start on Collingwood in said different competition. So totally irrelevant. Much like Carlton for most of this century to be honest.

 

[Fadge]

Plus Carlton had a 15 year head start on Collingwood in said different competition. So totally irrelevant. Much like Carlton for most of this century to be honest.

Are they really getting that desperate that they want to start counting flags from a different competition?

Oh boy...

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

To the contrary.

I know those in the inner sanctum at North and West Coast who are licking their lips at the prospect of playing Carlton twice next year.

Might even result in Carlton finishing 17th.

Out of all the imagining you've ever done Fudge... This is by far the most hilarious

WCE and North are licking their lips?

 

[Pistol Night]

Out of all the imagining you've ever done Fudge... This is by far the most hilarious

WCE and North are licking their lips?

Yeah they can Smell What You're Cooking. The slogan is finally paying off

 

[King Tut]

Are they really getting that desperate that they want to start counting flags from a different competition?

Oh boy...

Yep. They’ll start counting their preseason night GF wins next.

Whoever can forget the maestro Denis Pagan leading them to triumph in 2005 and 2007. A preseason dynasty for the ages!

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Yeah they can Smell What You're Cooking. The slogan is finally paying off

Come on Pistol even you can call this one out for being absolute rubbish... This is up there with when the melts in 2021 tried convincing us the Spicy Flu came from a someone munching on a Pangolin's ass in Wuhan.

 

[Fadge]

Jeepers.... this team won't exactly strike fear into the hearts of opposition clubs...

And this is their BEST 22?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Jeepers.... this team won't exactly strike fear into the hearts of opposition clubs...

And this is their BEST 22?

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One hell of a midfield. Should have no issues dispatching Nicky the Squibby and his band of geriatrics

 

[Pistol Night]

One hell of a midfield. Should have no issues dispatching Nicky the Squibby and his band of geriatrics

What happened this year then? Let Nick kick the matchwinner strategically?

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

What happened this year then? Let Nick kick the matchwinner strategically?

McNuggets got paid off with lifetime free KFC

 

[Pistol Night]

McNuggets got paid off with lifetime free KFC

We dont **** around mate. This year were targetting Weiters with some share advice

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

We dont **** around mate. This year were targetting Weiters with some share advice

Been told he's only interested in Argentinian telemarketers Pistol. As an avid traveller I must inform you you're going to struggle finding a better offer than a senorita from Buenos Aires.

 

[Fadge]

One hell of a midfield. Should have no issues dispatching Nicky the Squibby and his band of geriatrics

Cripps = Yes
Walsh = Which Walsh will we see?
Cerra = Will he consistently get on the park
Hewett = Solid foot soldier
Jagga = Unlikely to be ready for high midfield minutes at this stage

So no, none of the Carlton lines look too impressive at all.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Cripps = Yes
Walsh = Which Walsh will we see?
Cerra = Will he consistently get on the park
Hewett = Solid foot soldier
Jagga = Unlikely to be ready for high midfield minutes at this stage

So no, none of the Carlton lines look too impressive at all.

Right...

But if we get the healthy versions of Cripps Walsh and Cerra rather than ur pessimistic view on it then that midfield should shart all over the Pies equivalent line up... Which is basically just Nicky and then peanuts. Degoey battling chronic OP, wouldn't be surprised if he has to go back to playing forward full time.

 

[Pistol Night]

Right...

But if we get the healthy versions of Cripps Walsh and Cerra rather than ur pessimistic view on it then that midfield should shart all over the Pies equivalent line up... Which is basically just Nicky and then peanuts. Degoey battling chronic OP, wouldn't be surprised if he has to go back to playing forward full time.

Mate hes been that diligent in his groin recovery issues he went to the strippers the other night. Virtually a fitness test on it. Dedication to his craft

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Mate hes been that diligent in his groin recovery issues he went to the strippers the other night. Virtually a fitness test on it. Dedication to his craft

I thought he was more into dog bites and punch ons overseas?

 

[Pistol Night]

I thought he was more into dog bites and punch ons overseas?

Cant do that every year

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Cant do that every year

Either way, I dealt with OP for a couple of years when I was younger. If his is as bad as reported I wouldn't be expecting much from him. Horrendous condition, completely debilitating on the footy field.