Toast You wish you were Lachie Jones

[davesnothere]

Anton

 

[VineValerian]

Ulysses Jones.

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[DaTBird187]

Lachiejonestown Massacre

 

[Dylan8]

Lachiejonestown Massacre

He kinda looks like a Brian

 

[bomberclifford]

Lach, Shock, and Two Smoking Tackles.

 

[backtozero]

His pre-match speech will be Just f*n win.

Or ill bash ya.

 

[Stryke]

What struck me most was just how casual he was in the interviews afterwards. Here is a lifelong Port supporter, debuting on his birthday and playing in an epic win where the crowd worshipped him... and he was cool as a cucumber.

What a boss.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

 

[Steve Dore]

Lach, Shock, and Two Smoking Tackles.

I've posted before that his nickname should be Vinnie.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Haha I imagine he felt like he was on top of the world after that Lynch one, given the crowd response.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I've posted before that his nickname should be Vinnie.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Mullets.

 

[Lefti93]

haha ken not liking his mullet, lachie just looking ken dead in the eye - "the mullet is staying old man"

 

[Dylan8]

haha ken not liking his mullet, lachie just looking ken dead in the eye - "the mullet is staying old man"

I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

 

[Chrizzt]

So I’m sure this is answered elsewhere but why was he an NGA selection for us?

 

[malcheski]

So I’m sure this is answered elsewhere but why was he an NGA selection for us?

Indigenous lad from Bute (lands in our catchment zone)

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Imagine if he had been the medical sub and didn't get on, or only got 10 minutes like Mayes got?

It is a whole different story about what happened in your debut game, and your memory for the next 60 or 70 years is so much smaller and nowhere as joyous.

The AFL loves making up rules on the run. They should make up one banning a debutant being the medical sub. I ****in' hope we never do it, unless we have 15 injuries and all that is left are players who haven't debuted.

 

[Spadge]

his mullet reminds me of this.. oh and its pronounced "moulay"

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[Doctor Feel]

Lachie Jones looking 'overwhelmed' on debut

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Reminds me of the many faces of Charles Bronson

 

[DaTBird187]

The club has released the last bit of his press conference.

 

[Troopsy]

Reminds me of the many faces of Charles Bronson

He also reminds me, for any B99 fans, Captain Holt