Mega Thread Port Forum General AFL Thread Part 22

[Ford Fairlane]

What the actual ... ?

 

[malcheski]

What the actual ... ?

 

[Schulzenfest]

What the actual ... ?

Not sure whether to be more embarrassed by the cringe post or just by the fact that they've resigned Himmelberg at all.

 

[Alberton Proud]

Jesus H Christ

in your face So Fresh

 

[manureid]

Did the Crows poach our SocMedia guys?

 

[Enviable Tradition]

What the actual ... ?

TBF they didn't have much actual football to share.

On SM-G975F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Capital Power]

Not sure whether to be more embarrassed by the cringe post or just by the fact that they've resigned Himmelberg at all.

Good for eight goals a year. All against us .

 

[backtozero]

Every footy player's favourite comedy is either The Hangover or Stepbrothers.

 

[chiwigi]

Every footy player's favourite comedy is either The Hangover or Stepbrothers.

I remember reading my 'Shoot Football Magazine' in the 90's and they'd have the players profile pages.
Every single one of them seemed to love Phil Collins and Sunday dinners!

 

[PatientMental]

If you go look at all social media accounts in the afl. It's like they're all run by the same 14 year old.

It's all copy paste too, some awful quip punctuated by an emoji.

Then there's the baby's first after effects tutorial videos and photoshopped pictures.

It's just a homogeneous pile of uncreative shit.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

I remember reading my 'Shoot Football Magazine' in the 90's and they'd have the players profile pages.
Every single one of them seemed to love Phil Collins and Sunday dinners!

sanfl players in the 1970s Footy Budgets were big fans of The Muppet Show.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Did the Crows poach our SocMedia guys?

Not sure if you're serious, but yes they did take at least one recently.

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Not sure if you're serious, but yes they did take at least one recently.

That explains why their bibs are looking extra hype

 

[chiwigi]

Essendon strike me as a club with far more money than sense.

Run by a group of super rich footy fans who are used to money solving every problem they face and confused when people aren't motivated solely by it.

 

[DaTBird187]

Essendon strike me as a club with far more money than sense.

Run by a group of super rich footy fans who are used to money solving every problem they face and confused when people aren't motivated solely by it.

Nail - Hammer - Head

 

[Expat power]

What the actual ... ?

Dragon? My daughters refer to him as "not the hot Himmelburg, the other one". I guess that's probably too long to yell out on the field.

 

[bringbackbucky]

sanfl players in the 1970s Footy Budgets were big fans of The Muppet Show.

Every 90s footballers favourite movie was The Shawshank Redemotion

 

[tribey]

Did the Crows poach our SocMedia guys?

Social media is to football clubs as Donald Trump was to the office of US President.

“Oh… it’s not nearly as prestigious as I once believed it was, huh”.

 

[backtozero]

Nothing is more dull than Nat Fyfe's favourite band being Temper Trap because they played at the AFL grand final.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Dragon? My daughters refer to him as "not the hot Himmelburg, the other one". I guess that's probably too long to yell out on the field.

He's the equivalent of the Hemsworth brother they keep in the basement.

 

[Expat power]

Nothing is more dull than Nat Fyfe's favourite band being Temper Trap because they played at the AFL grand final.

Nothing is more dull than Nat Fyfe's favourite band being Temper Trap because they played at the AFL grand final.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

 

[chiwigi]

Surely North would as well, and Essendon.

Even if they traded him the season after.

 

[JimmyBC]

Helmetberg re-signing is good news he only plays well about once every three months.. lock in the showdown medal

 

[TazD]

Wtf, I love the Eagles now