Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 7

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The funniest thing I've ever seen live at a sporting event happened immediately post rugby league State Of Origin game 3, 1992 at the Sydney Football Stadium. One guy tried to run the gauntlet of security from one side to the other. It set off a veritable avalanche of invaders as one by one people were jumping the fence to do the same. I reckon it ended up being about 50 to 100 people having a crack all at varying degrees of drunkenness. Stadium security was completely overwhelmed, and I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life. You know that laugh where you're almost dizzy? Such scallywaggery.


All Over Red Rover!

Should be a thing.
 

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15 min in. Have they mentioned GWS have a new coach on FC?


Maybe they tape it during the day. It's probably not too unkind to say that Caro needs a bit of time in makeup before going to air, but not the several hours between her little chats to Tony Jones on the news and when FC starts.
 
KFC streakin' for Chicken. Each home game half a dozen streakers attempt to make it across the oval (East / West) at half time. Make it an auction to buy a spot and AO donates the proceeds to charity. Participants sign a waver against any injury from being tackled by security (12 guards start in the centre square). Whoever makes it furthest across wins a prize. If any actually make it across the oval they win a signed guernsey from the team. You can't tell me that wouldn't get the crowd involved.
Be even better if it was during one of Ken's goalless quarters.
 
We played British Bulldog.
Red Rover was like the OzTag version.
Me and a couple of mates used to sneak out for lunch at Woodville Primary to buy chips and potato fritters at Greasy Nicks Fish Shop on Woodville Road.

On our return poor old CB chose to walk right across the middle of the oval during a British Bulldog game making him a legitimate target. Chips went flying everywhere. The stuff that memories are made of.
 

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Team he always barracked for.
Probably Idolised Walker as a kid.
Wants to come back to SA.
There are 3 or 4 Indigenous players on the crows list
Paying $800k.

People over play the virtue stuff. Everything always pointed to him playing for the Crows one day.

The absolute mishandling of the Scott Thompson chase and his subsequent conversion is no doubt colouring opinions.

Would be nice to execute a similar coup after missing out on Dawson.
 
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