Analysis Hawks 2022 Hypothetical trades (read the pinned post)

[Strapping Young Lad]

Firstly, the "No Kane Cornes

Kane Cornes

Age

41

Ht

183cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

11.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

" Rule is back

 

[SodaPop]

Looks like Dunkley is done.

 

[butlers hawks]

Barrett giving us the we want to see Pickers face but we can just see his hands there in the pockets of his blue jeans


what a time

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

 

[Faraway Hawk]

Trade or no trade, today I learned what the "F5" equivalent is for a "Mac".

 

[cryptor]

I reckon all the big trades that are to come were done over an hour ago. All the list managers know and are playing solitaire on their laptops until the last half hour so the AFL can start announcing them a few minutes apart so they can achieve perfect audience engagement for all these ad breaks.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

 

[BlackHawk72]

The AFL think this (trade period) is entertaining?

 

[TDS7]

The AFL think this (trade period) is entertaining?

If they do, they're right. The season may as well just be a preamble for this one day in October.

 

[CHUBBSS]

Genuine question - why is Damien barret a presenter of anything? He stinks

 

[Bardo State]

The AFL think this (trade period) is entertaining?

It gets tens of thousands of people listening to heaps of ads on footy programs outside the men's season. How good!

 

[The hands of stone]

Noone is actually seriously expecting trades to go through until about 7.15 , are they ?

 

[KermitJagger]

The AFL think this (trade period) is entertaining?

Well, it might not be entertaining but there have been 40 odd pages on this thread alone over the course of today. It definitely generates interest.

 

[Bardo State]

Noone is actually seriously expecting trades to go through until about 7.15 , are they ?

I was dumb enough to think some significant ones might've happened at 3

 

[Mojo]

Noone is actually seriously expecting trades to go through until about 7.15 , are they ?

sheepish

Yes

 

[Tuck In]

So Chris Scott has now told 32 players that they are in the team next season

BREAKING: AFL rules committee recommending match day squads to be increased to 32

 

[bigconornash]

Genuine question - why is Damien barret a presenter of anything? He stinks

Just said Rory Lubb

 

[I got the outside word]

2nd closest gets 2 dinners with Barrett.

Worst guess gets to share an office with him.

7:23… am

 

[BlackHawk72]

It gets tens of thousands of people listening to heaps of ads on footy programs outside the men's season. How good!

I now know what Tyres i need to buy for my car, but my brain hurts listening to Barrett.

 

[Hawk the Talk]

Bold move coming in from Sam, has put himself on the trade table in a bid to secure another future 4th

 

[bigconornash]

Breaking news: It can be confirmed Jaegar O'Meara is....


unsure where he is going

 

[Bardo State]

I now know what Tyres i need to buy for my car, but my brain hurts listening to Barrett.

Yeah, the brain damage balances out the branding. Mechanics like some kind of olive oil? I could go for some bruschetta.

 

[Blackhawk42]

How are getting all our deals done at this rate??

 

[Dazza the Viking]

Can we send out a search party for MM, MIA very concern about his whereabouts

 

[bigconornash]

Ill fall asleep soon, wake up tmrw and find out we still have Titch and JOM.

 

[bigconornash]

Wake the f up Mark!