Analysis Hawks 2022 Hypothetical trades (read the pinned post)

[Strapping Young Lad]

Firstly, the "No Kane Cornes

Kane Cornes

Age

41

Ht

183cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

11.0

5star

M

5.2

5star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

3star

" Rule is back

 

[spudmaster]

Don's want McKenzie.

If he doesn't get a good return for Mitchell and Jom then they can have him!

 

[Cyzzametimbres]

What's it called?

Day 8 trade live. It’s on fox footy. Riveting telly.

 

[Coach Killer]

Dylan Stephens from Swans is a great pick up.

Who is Dylan Stephens? Is he related to Cooper Stephens or Cat Stephens? Whoever he is , it needs to involve a F4th with a f3 going back, whatever that means.

 

[HawthornHawk]

Barrett has a unique ability to turn a sentence into a paragraph

 

[smeltitdeltit]

Barrett has a unique ability to turn a sentence into a paragraph

A dweeb in search of an atomic wedgie

 

[TDS7]

Barrett has a unique ability to turn a sentence into a paragraph

IF the rules of grammar can be flaunted and finagled into a winding sentence that means nothing and speaks to no one, yet still enrage and engage tens of people on a semi-regular basis.

THEN I guess I have a job.

 

[TylerDurden]

It's either a monster 4 way mega deal or we're doing bugger all.

 

[TheFourPillars]

It's either a monster 4 way mega deal or we're doing bugger all.

 

[CaptainWorpedo]

It's either a monster 4 way mega deal or we're doing bugger all.

Everyone is waiting on the entitled lions and Dogs.

 

[badgrill]

If anyone wants a funnyish Jurassic Park story read on - if you want trade gossip skim to the next post.

An acquaintance of mine in my formative years fancied himself as a tough guy (mainly mistook his being 40-50kg overweight as being intimidating). We went to see Jurassic Park 3 and like 15 minutes into the movie this mobile phone rings like 3-4 times. This is 2001 so people still got huffy at this stuff and he was one of them - so after a few rings he says at the top of his lungs 'TAKE THAT ******* THING OUTSIDE!!!!' at which point one of the characters in the movie picks up the phone. My group of mates and I were laughing so hard our row of chairs was shaking.

This is the only thing I remember about Jurassic Park 3 other than William H Macy being in it.

1:35 in, this it?

 

[hfc70]

Ollie Henry …homesick !? What from Melbourne to Geelong !? Seriously….the kid must be soft as

 

[Coach Killer]

I’m waiting patiently for someone to say the magical two words that will send this Board into meltdown.

Paddy Dow

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Paddy Dow

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

.

 

[StillAtLarge]

I’m waiting patiently for someone to say the magical two words that will send this Board into meltdown.

Paddy Dow.

Tim Clarke mk2

 

[threesixpio]

Ollie Henry …homesick !? What from Melbourne to Geelong !? Seriously….the kid must be soft as

I’m renovating and I am in Rezza instead of Northcote



I’m homesick too

And I’m a bit soft

 

[PenAndPaper]

Sorry guys apparently Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

told Stephens that he will 100% be in the team next year.

 

[smeltitdeltit]

Ollie Henry …homesick !? What from Melbourne to Geelong !? Seriously….the kid must be soft as

Indeed. And Andy Maher saying we should have a brother rule like father son. FMD

 

[yeahmate]

Hoping Dunkley and Lobb deals fall through so we last minute ship JOM to GWS for a better deal than getting lowballed by Freo

 

[killerspud]

I’m renovating and I am in Rezza instead of Northcote



I’m homesick too

And I’m a bit soft

Cats would be offering pick 25 for you in the next half hour

 

[hawkmang]

I’m waiting patiently for someone to say the magical two words that will send this Board into meltdown.

Paddy Dow.

 

[Faraway Hawk]

Ollie Henry …homesick !? What from Melbourne to Geelong !? Seriously….the kid must be soft as

If only Collingwood allowed him to WFH!

 

[TDS7]

I’m waiting patiently for someone to say the magical two words that will send this Board into meltdown.

Paddy Dow.

 

[hawkmang]

Sorry guys apparently Chris Scott told Stephens that he will 100% be in the team next year.



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Was Chris Scott doing a presentation on the Hawthorn Football Club at the time?

 

[hfc70]

It's either a monster 4 way mega deal or we're doing bugger all.

Hope there’s paper in the fax machine

 

[spudmaster]

Hoping Dunkley and Lobb deals fall through so we last minute ship JOM to GWS for a better deal than getting lowballed by Freo

Last minute play for Dunks?
Get him in!

 

[Mercy Seat]

Just finished 3 hours of back to back meetings. How many first round draft picks have we nailed??