Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[noideaatall]

Congratulations to Scott Pendleburys daughter, who goes to kindy/playgroup/school with the daughter of David Nietz.

Neitz junior came home one day and started singing Good old Collingwood forever. After attempting to sway her back to the dark side, the best result he could get was to sing good old Melbourne forever. But she insisted that the Collingwood tune was better!

FFS. This is a whipping thread Timmy. Your post is best placed in the afwl thread, if you want to have go at pendles for breeding girls, here is not the place, we are PC correct.
I blame you mob, too neuro divergent on what whipping is all about. We are on the cusp of our greatest moment in 2023. Blame Grundy, Wright, Fly, even Eddie & Bucks, for our failure or stfu until some sort of relevance exists.
Either way, kinder is not our focus pull ya socks up you mob

 

[sr36]

FFS. This is a whipping thread Timmy. Your post is best placed in the afwl thread, if you want to have go at pendles for breeding girls, here is not the place, we are PC correct.
I blame you mob, too neuro divergent on what whipping is all about. We are on the cusp of our greatest moment in 2023. Blame Grundy, Wright, Fly, even Eddie & Bucks, for our failure or stfu until some sort of relevance exists.
Either way, kinder is not our focus pull ya socks up you mob

Wtf? Of course it's a disgrace that Pendles first born is no chance of being a father son. But he's rectified the error with the second. I just hope his wife can run fast. Don't want Scott's running genes to be replicated.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

FFS. This is a whipping thread Timmy. Your post is best placed in the afwl thread, if you want to have go at pendles for breeding girls, here is not the place, we are PC correct.
I blame you mob, too neuro divergent on what whipping is all about. We are on the cusp of our greatest moment in 2023. Blame Grundy, Wright, Fly, even Eddie & Bucks, for our failure or stfu until some sort of relevance exists.
Either way, kinder is not our focus pull ya socks up you mob

you’re the one whipping girls on the whipping boys thread….

 

[Markfs]

Keep your powder dry boys..... the hyphen will rise like the phoenix.... the pretty boy will re-establish himself ..

one thing to keep your eye on....the amazing speed of our midfield....patrick, tay, pendles, tom boy......

 

[Vicky Park]

Wtf? Of course it's a disgrace that Pendles first born is no chance of being a father son. But he's rectified the error with the second. I just hope his wife can run fast. Don't want Scott's running genes to be replicated.

But but but Pendles’ so called ‘first born’ is a boy. What sort of twisted gender identity politics have you brought to this thread?

 

[sr36]

But but but Pendles’ so called ‘first born’ is a boy. What sort of twisted gender identity politics have you brought to this thread?

I'm skeptical about whether any of generation woke babies are actually male.

P.S. I've got to get better at stalking the family planning results of our players

Does he show early signs of mongrel, or is it another Ned Jr we're looking at?

 

[Vicky Park]

I'm skeptical about whether any of generation woke babies are actually male.

P.S. I've got to get better at stalking the family planning results of our players

Does he show early signs of mongrel, or is it another Ned Jr we're looking at?

Can’t confirm the presence of mongrel, but possibly the pre-condition of mongrel, or a positive response to a test for toddler mongrel genes.

 

[Markfs]

Can’t confirm the presence of mongrel, but possibly the pre-condition of mongrel, or a positive response to a test for toddler mongrel genes.

I think we will determine sexuality and mongrelness at a later date ....

 

[Markfs]

king hyphen has completely trashed the masculinity of the whole team with that pitiful effort....stand up you wimp!!!

 

[Markfs]

little johnny displayed his underlying scared-boy panic nature.....bashed as a kid and has suffered long term fear under pressure. The true nature of these wimps are shinning through

 

[TradeDraft]

Whole team should be Whipping Boys.

All Players where Terrible

Just Bombing the Ball

 

[Sub_Zero]

little johnny displayed his underlying scared-boy panic nature.....bashed as a kid and has suffered long term fear under pressure. The true nature of these wimps are shinning through

What

 

[sr36]

Was Maynard pissed?

 

[noideaatall]

you’re the one whipping girls on the whipping boys thread….

I see my role more as herding cats rather than whipping girls Timmy.

Keep your powder dry boys..... the hyphen will rise like the phoenix.... the pretty boy will re-establish himself ..

one thing to keep your eye on....the amazing speed of our midfield....patrick, tay, pendles, tom boy......

Yes. Three points to WHE, pretty much cost us the game. Still well out in the front of the field for the Blair Memorial. I think we all knew down deep his freak run of form wouldn't last.

 

[Sea fog]

Plenty of material after today's effort.

 

[Markfs]

Whole team should be Whipping Boys.

All Players where Terrible

Just Bombing the Ball

so true tradie.... panicking...fumbling... the ones who we knew weren't good enough proved it today.

 

[jaffa23]

And the cupboard of Whips has been unlocked,,, it's DELICIOUS (thanks Bruce Mac)

 

[Apples]

Adams played like a brute while looking luscious in white shorts. More please Tay Tay!

 

[jaffa23]

So many to choose from....


But the Rules of the AFL are quite obvious:

"A running bounce, or simply bounce, is a skill in the sport of Australian rules football (necessitated by the Laws of the Game) and some variants where a player, bounces (or touches) the ball on the ground in order to run more than the maximum distance with the ball (currently 15 metres/16 yards/50 feet in most competitions)."

I present to you Johnny flipping Noble.

Little J Fn N is obviously training for the 100 meters in the Olympics in Paris in 2024....

We salute you JFN,,,, bring home the gold... no bouncing required....

 

[Chameleon75]

Sounds like Neitz daughter is already smarter than her dad.

low bar

 

[Markfs]

People ask why this thread doesnt put more effort into the hyphen. The answer is that his maindraw thread is far better vehicle to dish out the reality on this wimp. One look this morning will tell you that the bigfooty sages have had enough of this guy with his wimpish behaviour on the field. I feel ashamed to go out in public today after he took a tap on the chest and fell down like a ton of bricks. Does he have no shame? And this wasnt even a final.

Hopefully yesterday has clarified a few things about some of the weak links in the team. The only problem is that I watched the VFL and most of the replacements dont look any better.

Another serial offender is the big cox. A nameless person on the rupert news said that the grundees gave mason a bath. I dont know about that, but the big cox did most of this damage after the siren. And to that nameless writer for rupert, the reason that people boo him is that he took a truckload of money and delivered nothing but philosophy.

It's too painful to write anymore. I expect the decline to begin here. Maybe we'll beat carlton on the ladder by the end of the year

 

[sr36]

I'm just glad that old slow contact dodger has finally been exposed. Pendles

It's got to the stage where all we can hope for is for him to do a Terry Daniher and after years of fair (soft) play, find his inner mongrel in his final game in a grand final and knock a couple of blokes out.

 

[The Majestic]

Someone needs to teach Noble how to bounce a football, and how to handball...

 

[sr36]

Someone needs to teach Noble how to bounce a football, and how to handball...

Bucks used to talk about people being able to walk and chew gum at the same time. That didn't apply to Little Johnny. Run Johnny Run. And that's what he does, incapable of another thought or action.

 

[Markfs]

I'm just glad that old slow contact dodger has finally been exposed. Pendles

It's got to the stage where all we can hope for is for him to do a Terry Daniher and after years of fair (soft) play, find his inner mongrel in his final game in a grand final and knock a couple of blokes out.

evidently los vegas contacted him because theyre doing a michael jackson tribute show....they want a guy who can move backwards when he looks like he's going forward....