Analysis Whipping Boys - 2023 edition

[sr36]

well we want to make them better because they're crap....but i would never trust them. In the end, we want the players to be the elite of the sport....the very best...the all australian back pocket and the centre half forward....the all-australian interchange... the all australian physio....the all australian orange cutterer.... after all, it's all we deserve.

So yes, I'll put up with the little johnny but i'll never be happy with him. WHile I'd love to see the team in a premiership photo this year, it would take some of the shine off it if the pasty one was in the front row on the side...

I'm with you. I'll never understand why Dekka doesn't draft better less pasty embarrassing players than Little Johnny, so we didn't have to put up with him.

 

[Markfs]

I'm with you. I'll never understand why Dekka doesn't draft better less pasty embarrassing players than Little Johnny, so we didn't have to put up with him.

he'll let us down...as will the other ones...i think we all know inside that we're kidding ourselves at the moment.

 

[Markfs]

Suffering from insomnia tonight? Well I have the cure.... It should only take about 1 minute

 

[Vicky Park]

Suffering from insomnia tonight? Well I have the cure.... It should only take about 1 minute

I think I saw a doily in his house.

 

[Pistol Night]

I think I saw a doily in his house.

Are you saying Johnny ****n Noble is into arts and crafts also? What a diverse legend

 

[Markfs]

I think I saw a doily in his house.

i commend you for getting that far.... it seems all he has in life is his footy and trying to stay near cool guys like jordie. I felt a little sorry for him. I wonder what age he finished breast feeding...or whether he has... I might try watching the end to the video in the future when I'm feeling depressed with my life

 

[Markfs]

Obviously the media has felt emboldened by turning nick daicos into jesus.....now the next project is little johnny. Wait until the finals and he stuffs up and they leave the noble video on the cutting room floor....

 

[sr36]

Suffering from insomnia tonight? Well I have the cure.... It should only take about 1 minute

When's the world going to realise that being good at footy doesn't make you worth listening to and neither does being shit at footy - like Little Johnny Noble.

 

[Markfs]

When's the world going to realise that being good at footy doesn't make you worth listening to and neither does being s**t at footy - like Little Johnny Noble.

I must point out that little johnny isnt good at footy but I get your drift.

In fact, you can take this approach to a lot of areas in the footy industry. I watched the buckley interview of jesus last night and it was snoredom unlimited. Who said that buckley is good at the media or interviewing people? Maybe he's better than a lot of other footballers but that doesnt mean much. Nick paraded out so many cliches that I had to go and have a shower after the interview, and still had brown stuff in various nooks and crannies this morning.

Michael Voss did a good job of playing the game. More premierships have been coached by useless back pockets. Hand-eye co-ordination doesnt assist in communication skills or organisational skills. Sure the little dogs like little johnny want to follow the alpha males, but worshipping the coach doesn't help the inept footballer when he doesnt have any skill.

 

[sr36]

I must point out that little johnny isnt good at footy but I get your drift.

In fact, you can take this approach to a lot of areas in the footy industry. I watched the buckley interview of jesus last night and it was snoredom unlimited. Who said that buckley is good at the media or interviewing people? Maybe he's better than a lot of other footballers but that doesnt mean much. Nick paraded out so many cliches that I had to go and have a shower after the interview, and still had brown stuff in various nooks and crannies this morning.

Michael Voss did a good job of playing the game. More premierships have been coached by useless back pockets. Hand-eye co-ordination doesnt assist in communication skills or organisational skills. Sure the little dogs like little johnny want to follow the alpha males, but worshipping the coach doesn't help the inept footballer when he doesnt have any skill.

Re-read my post ... Actually don't bother.

 

[Markfs]

Re-read my post ... Actually don't bother.

its morning here

 

[Vicky Park]

Are you saying Johnny *n Noble is into arts and crafts also? What a diverse legend

He has many talents. Some in here would say his arts and crafts work make up for other deficiencies.

 

[noideaatall]

I got nothing. You mob seem the same. Well, except imagine all the frees great JB would have got if he had the skillset of Ginni. I blame Bucks, should have taught him how to drop his knees. Oh, and I just picked up my tickets to Ho Chi Minh to find sr36 is skulking in Adelaide. Thats it, happy to travel to Vietnam but I am never going near that god forsaken hole again. Even my dogs wouldn't drink the water.

 

[sr36]

I got nothing. You mob seem the same. Well, except imagine all the frees great JB would have got if he had the skillset of Ginni. I blame Bucks, should have taught him how to drop his knees. Oh, and I just picked up my tickets to Ho Chi Minh to find sr36 is skulking in Adelaide. Thats it, happy to travel to Vietnam but I am never going near that god forsaken hole again. Even my dogs wouldn't drink the water.

If you're not willing to go to Adelaide because of the tap water, maybe reconsider HCMC.

 

[Markfs]

I've been approached by a couple of high profile carlton people to move this thread over to the Carlton board. They have a long list of requirements including getting the coach sacked...

I told them that it cant be done for obvious reasons.....one of which is that we would inevitably be successful.

 

[jmac70]

If you're not willing to go to Adelaide because of the tap water, maybe reconsider HCMC.

You’re in Adelaide?

 

[sr36]

You’re in Adelaide?

Yep. Good and bad.

 

[jmac70]

Yep. Good and bad.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

 

[sr36]

Time to retrieve the thread.

We've got someone debuting who Dekka recruited as a joke because his name sounds so stupid. Just because you got lucky with the joke recruitment of the stupidly named Steele Sidebottom

22

Steele Sidebottom

Age

33

Ht

184cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.4

5star

K

14.1

5star

HB

13.3

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

3.7

5star

CL

3.2

5star

D

24.0

5star

K

12.0

5star

HB

12.0

5star

M

4.5

4star

T

4.3

5star

CL

2.3

4star

D

31.6

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

17.2

5star

M

4.2

4star

T

4.2

5star

CL

6.0

5star

is now reason to go for stupid alliteration again.

 

[Markfs]

I looked at it yesterday and I can only think of two reasons to give him a game
1. They just want to see how bad he is. A bit like that loser last season
2. He's the lost love child of ned kelly...both from adelaide. evidently ned went home to see the family around the turn of the century and ran into an old girlfriend.... There may be others littered around adelaide.

 

[Cyclops]

In WHE news in the last quarter vs North he parked himself under the ball and got smashed but just took it for the team, and the crowd where I was went wild cheering him for his courage.

Finally the WHEpping boy got some love, it was marvellous to see.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

Time to retrieve the thread.

We've got someone debuting who Dekka recruited as a joke because his name sounds so stupid. Just because you got lucky with the joke recruitment of the stupidly named Steele Sidebottom is now reason to go for stupid alliteration again.

He joins a long list of HH high achievers.
.

Henry Higgins
Harry Houdini
Helly Hansen
Helen Hunt
Herbert Hoover
Heinrich Himmler
Harry Hindenburg
Hulk Hogan
Hugh Hefner
Howard Hughes
Harold Holt

And of course
Harry Highpants.

Will be interesting to see what traits he shares with these legends

 

[Vicky Park]

Time to retrieve the thread.

We've got someone debuting who Dekka recruited as a joke because his name sounds so stupid. Just because you got lucky with the joke recruitment of the stupidly named Steele Sidebottom is now reason to go for stupid alliteration again.

I think you are onto something here with the alliteration. But how did Dekka miss Aliir Aliir?

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I think you are onto something here with the alliteration. But how did Dekka miss Aliir Aliir?

Shame his name isn’t Hallir Hallir