Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[Tigerturbulance]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE
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The Ophidian Old Boys FFC have been saddened by the loss of Tony Lynn 15, TheCoach16 and nahnah from the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys Team List before S34 has started. Because of the caliber of players that have left it was decided by the OOB FFC Head of List Management that we needed to recruit a senior, All SFA experienced qooty player to ensure our club growth and sustainability going forward.

After an extensive interview process we are pleased to announce the signing of U2tigers. When asked about the signing the club Captain Tigerturbulance stated; "The Ophidian Old Boys FFC are excited and delighted to have the godfather of ruckman joining us for our premiership push for Season 34. U2tigers was my ruck mentor in S27 and taught me so much more than just the art of putting the knee into the oppositions chest at the center bounce, he taught me about having a solid work ethic and to be humble with success. Because of these qualities I see Bono as someone who will work very hard with the new players we have and will be integral in developing our clubs foundation of success and premiership glory going forward."
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U2tigers makes it official and signs long term deal to be an Ophidian Old Boy​

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Pretty sure the OOB can recover from the losses of nahnah And TheCoach16

But it's hard to see them coming back from the signing of U2tigers

 

[Mobbs]

U2tigers found his way to the Sweet FA when Bono explained how "Even Better Than The Real Thing" was written about Qooty.

And masturbation. But mostly about Qooty.

Ok the Qooty was a close second.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE​

The Ophidian Academy has been established because creating the next generation of Old Boys is just as important as getting the fossils onboard. The latest applicant to the Ophidian Academy is Dudikins a wiry tough character who will not want to share the kitty litter box with Bonz. I expect some fur to be flying at the Spotswood Campus while these two felines establish who is top cat.

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[BLUEALLTHRU]

 

[Senor M]

So the Old Boys are basically the Boomer Furies from two seasons ago?

 

[Jabba73]

Gotta wonder weather U2tigers will find the conditions more to his liking at the new club

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

So the Old Boys are basically the Boomer Furies from two seasons ago?

 

[ImissFrosty]

really good signing Tigerturbulance, U2tigers is a perfect fit and only adds to this great line-up, well done.

 

[Senor M]

Great contribution to the discussion BAT.

 

[Robertio]

really good signing Tigerturbulance, U2tigers is a perfect fit and only adds to this great line-up, well done.

Looks like an audition mate.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Looks like an audition mate.

That's not at all what an OOB audition looks like ...

 

[Jabba73]

That's not at all what an OOB audition looks like ...

No audition required?

Must be desperate

 

[Senor M]

That's not at all what an OOB audition looks like ...

Will you answer 20 questions about your audition to the Old Boys?

Or will we have to wait until S35 when you move to your next club?

 

[ImissFrosty]

Looks like an audition mate.

?

 

[MC Bad Genius]

No audition required?

Must be desperate

No no, quite the opposite. To be perfectly honest, I'm postively shocked that U2tigers got through it. I assumed he'd fail at the first hurdle (the physical) and there was absolutely no way he passed the psychometric testing without some sort of bribe. But the fact he found a suitable bribe in itself is a sign that he's gonna fit right in here. I mean, how else do you think the bid actually got up?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Great contribution to the discussion BAT.

To be fair it was a stupid question and I think BLUEALLTHRU summed up what everyone was thinking succinctly.

For future reference a conversation requires more than one participant

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Will you answer 20 questions about your audition to the Old Boys?

Or will we have to wait until S35 when you move to your next club?

No, we're sworn to silence on the matter.

And no, that vow of secrecy is eternal, irrelevant to the whims of other clubs.

18 questions left ...

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Cheers for the welcome Tigerturbulance.

This OOB's is full of great posters I have always wanted to post with, so in the end I couldn't say no.

Also thanks for the Furies for putting up with me and embracing my style of Qooty.

 

[Senor M]

No, we're sworn to silence on the matter.

And no, that vow of secrecy is eternal, irrelevant to the whims of other clubs.

18 questions left ...

Are any of your team mates interested in doing Top 10 lists next season?

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Are any of your team mates interested in doing Top 10 lists next season?

Yes. Well, four of them have gotten involved in previous editions of Top Ten Thursday*, so I can only imagine they did it of their own free will.

17 questions left ...

* It should come as no surprise that I keep track of something so important.

 

[Senor M]

Yes. Well, four of them have gotten involved in previous editions of Top Ten Thursday*, so I can only imagine they did it of their own free will.

17 questions left ...

* It should come as no surprise that I keep track of something so important.

Who are the Top 10 contributors in Top Ten Thursdays outside of yourself?

 

[Supersuns]

May this team be blessed going forward.

 

[ImissFrosty]

May this team be blessed going forward.

if they were just the Ophidian Boys you'd probably be on the team

 

[nahnah]

if they were just the Ophidian Boys you'd probably be on the team

The Ophidian Young Boys will be the next team into the league, miggs will captain it I am hearing