Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[Mrs Turbo]

Back off, Tigerturbulance is mine.

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I have NO words!!!

 

[Dudikins]

To Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed and will be playing as a member of the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty

Dudikins

 

[2inchmagic]

Dearest Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, Kennedy Parker , in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given to you, Kennedy Parker, in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed for you, Kennedy Parker, and will be playing as a member of the inaugural honourary exemplary unrivaled undisputed Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty


2"

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Dearest Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, Kennedy Parker , in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given to you, Kennedy Parker, in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed for you, Kennedy Parker, and will be playing as a member of the inaugural honourary exemplary unrivaled undisputed Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty


2"

I bet Kennedy Parker doesn't miss this application 2"

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

And they like what they see.

 

[Dingster]

Dear Mrs Turbo

Second time caller and long time watcher. Was there extra tension in the Turbo household and you're welcome.

Ding

 

[Mobbs]

I'm sorry but I have found myself incapable of visualising any of these conversations as happening anywhere outside of a hot tub.

 

[Senor M]

To Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed and will be playing as a member of the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty

Dudikins

Dearest Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, Kennedy Parker , in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given to you, Kennedy Parker, in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed for you, Kennedy Parker, and will be playing as a member of the inaugural honourary exemplary unrivaled undisputed Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty


2"

Normally you wouldn’t post using two separate alt accounts straight after one another— but you do you Turbo.

 

[Bonz]

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I have NO words!!!

You need to learn your place hunni, I seduce everyone.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Normally you wouldn’t post using two separate alt accounts straight after one another— but you do you Turbo.

What did I tell you about conversations

 

[Senor M]

What did I tell you about conversations

That you can’t tell the difference between a discussion & a conversation?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Normally you wouldn’t post using two separate alt accounts straight after one another— but you do you Turbo.

when you finally relies these are 2 separate non alt people I will appreciate a formal apology for casting doubts upon my integrity as a member of this forum.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE​

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The Ophidian Old Boys FFC have had an overwhelming response for enrollment into our campus, and our ability to accept new intakes for S34 is closing. However we have had one applicant that is so hot and spicy that we couldn't refuse to take on the challenge of seeing if we could handle their heat.

Welcome to our newest Ophidian Old Boy Chili

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[Mobbs]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE​

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The Ophidian Old Boys FFC have had an overwhelming response for enrollment into our campus, and our ability to accept new intakes for S34 is closing. However we have had one applicant that is so hot and spicy that we couldn't refuse to take on the challenge of seeing if we could handle their heat.

Welcome to our newest Ophidian Old Boy Chili

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hotchilli there was a 15 minute period there where I was inconsolable. But then I moved on and got another replica.

 

[Agent93]

To Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed and will be playing as a member of the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty

Dudikins

Congratulations on your first post, friend.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Turbo introduces chili to the league.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Turbo introduces chili to the league.

I have high hopes for this one Filth

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I have high hopes for this one Filth

If I didn't I wouldn't bother ragging on them.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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You need to learn your place hunni, I seduce everyone.

Bonz Why yes hunni, a little bird told me if it wasn't for orgasims you wouldn't know when to stop screwing seducing

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Dear Mrs Turbo

Second time caller and long time watcher. Was there extra tension in the Turbo household and you're welcome.

Ding

ohhh you know it.

it was like...
Ding Ding - round two!

... and thank you!!

 

[Braklet]

To be fair, I thought it was a Gumbies FFC spy holding the camera.

That looks like the Roys' head of recruitment to me.

 

[hotchilli]

hotchilli there was a 15 minute period there where I was inconsolable. But then I moved on and got another replica.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

To Kennedy Parker
I hereby inform you, in your role as Sweet F.A. Admin S34, that notice is hereby given in accordance with The Memorandum of Articles of Association of Ophidian Old Boys FFC that I have signed and will be playing as a member of the inaugural Ophidian Old Boys FFC side S34.

Yours in Qooty

The Cryptkeeper

 

[Over The Post]

With all the new players arriving (including myself), it is only appropriate that we bow our heads in prayer and give thanks and seek guidance, and protection from the evils of rival teams, and the power to smite them on the field and on the scoreboard.

Oh lord, we beseech thee. Amen!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OFFICIAL OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS PRESS RELEASE​

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The Ophidian Old Boys FFC are aware with a large campus entering the Sweet F.A. that their qooty students behavior could possible disrupt the ongoing qooty educational activity or break rules created by BigFooty leading to damage of the schools reputation as the most élite qooty facility in the Sweet .F.A.

To ensure we provide the appropriate level of discipline to guide the players' behavior and set appropriate limits to help them learn to make intellegent qooty decisions we have appointed a discipline expert. The Ophidian Old Boys Campus are very pleased to announce the appointment as Head Discipline Mistress Mrs Turbo, whose responsibility will be to keep order and mete out punishments to anyone that steps out of line at Spotswood Campus.

When asked about the appointment, the OOBs Chancellor Tigerturbulance stated, 'Mrs Turbo is old school and believes spare the rod, spoil the qooty player. Mrs Turbo has a vast experience in discipline and after keeping 245kg of love muscle in check, will have no problems maintaining control over any runt qooty players who step out of line. So on behalf of the campus I am pleased to welcome Mrs Turbo, I just hope I don't regret this appointment and may god have mercy on all our souls".



Head Discipline Mistress Mrs Turbo in action​