Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S35 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ - Congratulations Cap BnF Winner

[Tommycash]

Matera92 you brutish thug. Care to explain your poor team play?

1 free for and 11 frees against.

Matera92 tackling in action

 

[I Dont Care]

Matera92 tackling in action

You don't often see a tackler grabbing somebody's arm with their neck, unusual technique

 

[Matera92]

You do, and you will.

I will make you watch that awful Kathy Bates and Rosie O’Donnell porno again if you refuse to answer…

Wait.. As if that’ll make you talk, you’d probably enjoy it too much. NTTAWWT.

What you think is happening is that you're making some witty retort on Bigfooty.

What is actually happening is that you're standing in the corner of a padded room, drawing on the wall with a half eaten crayon "Matera92" over and over.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

What you think is happening is that you're making some witty retort on Bigfooty.

What is actually happening is that you're standing in the corner of a padded room, drawing on the wall with a half eaten crayon "Matera92" over and over.

Not happy. I asked them for a circular padded room.

Can’t have negative feng shui if there’s no corners.

 

[tony]

It's time for the highly anticipated final race of Las Vegas Racing for this season, where the crème de la crème will compete to determine the ultimate champion. Will Zevon, Kenneyswarriors, Pickitt, Senor M, Millky95, or Chipmunk emerge victorious? Choose your favorite horse, place your bet, and seize this final opportunity to win big. If your chosen horse triumphs, your bet will be multiplied by 10, while a last-place finish will still reward you with a 5x multiplication of your bet.

Initially, the plan was to also organize a race for all the previous losers, vying for the notorious title of the "Biggest Loser." However, upon scrutinizing the race results, it came to light that Millky95 had already finished last twice. Congratulations to Millky for achieving the distinction of being the Biggest Loser. He will be vying for the double in the Championship Race.



Odds - Win $10 / Last $5
4cunningTonneTruck $100,000
BLUEALLTHRU $340,000
Broken $425,000
Chipmunk $260,500
Dingster $377,000
dogs105 $235,000
Electronic_Renaissance $102,525
hotchilli $300,000
JoshWoodenSpoon $100,000
kenneyswarriors $210,000
krakouers $255,000
Ligma $281,000
Matera92 $100,000
Millky95 $574,000
MWPP $201,644
Pickitt $1,150,000
RonnieRaven $100,000
Senor M $444,000
Supersuns $550,000
Zevon $600,000
Test Tickle $401,500
CountryLad $253,000

 

[MWPP]

$44444 on Chipmunk thanks

 

[Millky95]

I am amazing

 

[Millky95]

Do we auto get ourselves tony ?

 

[MWPP]

$44444 on Chipmunk thanks

I am amazing

I’m convinced

In addition to my above bet
-an extra $9595 on Millky95 please tony

 

[tony]

Do we auto get ourselves tony ?

Not this time, if you think your going to win your going to have to back yourself. Your probably a shoo-in for last.

 

[dogs105]

$39000 on each please tony

 

[Millky95]

All in on me please tony

I am a stallion

 

[hotchilli]

All in on Zevon thanks.

 

[Ligma]

40k on Pickitt
41k on Zevon

Plz

Slay

 

[Zevon]

$599,999.50 on myself please tony

hotchilli has been baiting me to go all-in all season and I refuse to bow to his demands

 

[Supersuns]

All in on Zevon thanks tony

 

[Zevon]

40k on Pickitt
41k on Zevon

Plz

Slay

You can’t take the remaining $200k with you out of Vegas, tony and his hired muscle won’t let you leave. Might as well go all in on the second wager. You won’t regret it anyway, tony has been ensuring the races are fixed in my favour all season. Allegedly.

 

[Zevon]

All in on Zevon thanks tony

You and hotchilli… wtf is going on?!

 

[Supersuns]

You and hotchilli… wtf is going on?!

We can't go wrong here. Either you win and we are rich.
Or we kill you.

 

[Zevon]

We can't go wrong here. Either you win and we are rich.
Or we kill you.

It would be an honour being thrown into the boot of a mafia sedan and driven out to the desert to be buried alive by you and hotchilli

 

[Ligma]

You can’t take the remaining $200k with you out of Vegas, tony and his hired muscle won’t let you leave. Might as well go all in on the second wager. You won’t regret it anyway, tony has been ensuring the races are fixed in my favour all season. Allegedly.

What happens if I don’t want him to let me leave

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

The lot on Chipmunk please tony

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

86,000 on Pickitt please tony.
I'm looking to get under a tax bracket.

 

[Test Tickle]

$200k on the Milkman please tony

I read somewhere that he’s a Stallion

 

[Millky95]

New avatar when I win