Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S36 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 - Viva Las Bears - Congratulations Millky95 BnF Winner 🐻

[Matera92]

Where is everyone?

I turned up at the casino and just saw a sign saying ‘we’re off for a week, don’t break in Chip. Here’s 1 nut a day’

 

[Tandy]

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Rumour has it you require that monicle because you've gotten so much glitter in your eyes over the years.

 

[Matera92]

Rumour has it you require that monicle because you've gotten so much glitter in your eyes over the years.

It's actually a covert recording device.

 

[Tandy]

It's actually a covert recording device.

Not a bad idea. When at a stripclub one must do their due diligence

 

[tony]

Art Vandelay_ Cap CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin guero HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoseMourinho JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Tandy Test Tickle Tommycash ​

 

[Ted Lasso]

Howdy, my victorious Bears! Gather 'round, gather 'round, for a tale of triumph and a dash of good ol' qooty magic!

Now, wasn't that first quarter a sight to behold? Eight goals raining down like confetti at a Bear's celebration – it was like watching fireworks on the Fourth of July! Talk about a grand entrance to the finals stage.

And speaking of grand, let's give a special shoutout to our very own Cap and his mesmerizing 25 hitouts. It was like watching a maestro conduct a symphony, and those taps, my friends, they were music to our ears!

Now, let's have a laugh, shall we? Joshwoodenspoon, you sly fox, keeping your opponent to just 7 touches. But here's the kicker, folks – 6 of those touches somehow turned into goals! I reckon he was just practicing his goal umpire skills, giving 'em a bit of exercise.

But hey, it's all in good fun, and that's what makes our team special. So, to all you Bears out there, keep believing, keep roaring, and let's carry this momentum all the way to premiership glory!
Onward, my Bears, to the next step in our journey. Believe, and Beartodream!​

 

[tony]

Bears' Rising Stars Unveil "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" Perfume

After delivering standout performances that inspired the Bears to their first finals victory in a decade, JoseMourinho and RonnieRaven, the rising stars of the Qooty arena, are thrilled to announce the launch of their collaborative fragrance, "Inspire by Jose Ronnie."

This unique perfume captures the essence of confidence and the winning spirit that defined their brilliant games in the recent final. With a blend of carefully curated notes, "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" is not just a fragrance; it's an embodiment of success and self-assurance.

Drawing inspiration from their exceptional on field performances, Josemourinho and Ronnieraven have crafted a scent that reflects the victorious energy that propelled the Bears to their historical win. This fragrance is a celebration of achievement and the determination to succeed against all odds.

Key Features of "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" Perfume:

1. Confidence Unleashed: Immerse yourself in a fragrance that exudes the unbridled confidence showcased by these two Qooty superstars.
2. Winning Spirit: Experience the winning spirit that lifted the Bears to a glorious triumph, bottled in every spray of "Inspire by Jose Ronnie."
3. Timeless Elegance: This fragrance transcends time, making it suitable for all occasions, from victory celebrations to everyday moments where confidence matters.
4. Dynamic Blend: A carefully curated blend of notes that harmonize to create a unique and unforgettable fragrance.
5. Limited Edition: "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" is a limited edition perfume, ensuring that those who wear it become part of an exclusive circle of winners.

About the Creators:

• Josemourinho: Known for his exceptional skills and strategic brilliance on the field, Josemourinho's influence extends beyond the game. "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" encapsulates his winning mentality.
• Ronnieraven: Rising Star Ronnieraven's knack for making an impact when it matters most is mirrored in this perfume. It embodies the spirit of a player who seizes the moment.

"Inspire by Jose Ronnie" is more than just a fragrance; it's an invitation to embody the spirit of victory. This limited edition perfume is now exclusively available at only the finest high end retailers. Because smelling like a winner is a luxury experience, not a bargain bin adventure. Get ready to grace your presence with a scent that's as elite as your taste!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Bears' Rising Stars Unveil "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" Perfume

After delivering standout performances that inspired the Bears to their first finals victory in a decade, JoseMourinho and RonnieRaven, the rising stars of the Qooty arena, are thrilled to announce the launch of their collaborative fragrance, "Inspire by Jose Ronnie."

This unique perfume captures the essence of confidence and the winning spirit that defined their brilliant games in the recent final. With a blend of carefully curated notes, "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" is not just a fragrance; it's an embodiment of success and self-assurance.

Drawing inspiration from their exceptional on field performances, Josemourinho and Ronnieraven have crafted a scent that reflects the victorious energy that propelled the Bears to their historical win. This fragrance is a celebration of achievement and the determination to succeed against all odds.

Key Features of "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" Perfume:

1. Confidence Unleashed: Immerse yourself in a fragrance that exudes the unbridled confidence showcased by these two Qooty superstars.
2. Winning Spirit: Experience the winning spirit that lifted the Bears to a glorious triumph, bottled in every spray of "Inspire by Jose Ronnie."
3. Timeless Elegance: This fragrance transcends time, making it suitable for all occasions, from victory celebrations to everyday moments where confidence matters.
4. Dynamic Blend: A carefully curated blend of notes that harmonize to create a unique and unforgettable fragrance.
5. Limited Edition: "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" is a limited edition perfume, ensuring that those who wear it become part of an exclusive circle of winners.

About the Creators:

• Josemourinho: Known for his exceptional skills and strategic brilliance on the field, Josemourinho's influence extends beyond the game. "Inspire by Jose Ronnie" encapsulates his winning mentality.
• Ronnieraven: Rising Star Ronnieraven's knack for making an impact when it matters most is mirrored in this perfume. It embodies the spirit of a player who seizes the moment.

"Inspire by Jose Ronnie" is more than just a fragrance; it's an invitation to embody the spirit of victory. This limited edition perfume is now exclusively available at only the finest high end retailers. Because smelling like a winner is a luxury experience, not a bargain bin adventure. Get ready to grace your presence with a scent that's as elite as your taste!

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Our icebaths are now being replaced with vats of INSPIRE by Jose Ronnie.

 

[Shadow Man]

Our icebaths are now being replaced with vats of INSPIRE by Jose Ronnie.

The scent no woman can Bear to resist!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

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We need an ankle tag on this creeper stat!
It is not okay to stalk your ex. Even at work.

We can exclusively reveal in Bearly Legal documents that the woman, known professionally as "Destinee", divorced Mr.92 for having quote "a micro-penis". The ordeal was said to have left Destinee permanently scarred, so much so it has ruined men for her

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

We need an ankle tag on this creeper stat!
It is not okay to stalk your ex. Even at work.

We can exclusively reveal in Bearly Legal documents that the woman, known professionally as "Destinee", divorced Mr.92 for having quote "a micro-penis". The ordeal was said to have left Destinee permanently scarred, so much so it has ruined men for her

I heard they are a sovereign citizen so Matera can't touch them.

Bloody sovereign citizen's and their get out of jail cards.

 

[Matera92]

We need an ankle tag on this creeper stat!
It is not okay to stalk your ex. Even at work.

We can exclusively reveal in Bearly Legal documents that the woman, known professionally as "Destinee", divorced Mr.92 for having quote "a micro-penis". The ordeal was said to have left Destinee permanently scarred, so much so it has ruined men for her

And yet you continue to follow me around like a bad smell from thread to thread.


Get over it, it's been a long time now.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

And yet you continue to follow me around like a bad smell from thread to thread.


Get over it, it's been a long time now.

Is he a sovereign citizen? If not:

 

[Art Vandelay_]

And yet you continue to follow me around like a bad smell from thread to thread.


Get over it, it's been a long time now.

I'm trying to get you to leave but you will not take the hint.
We carry you each week onfield for no reward off field.

Stop sponging off us and contribute

 

[Matera92]

I'm trying to get you to leave but you will not take the hint.
We carry you each week onfield for no reward off field.

Stop sponging off us and contribute

It's the week off mate,

Go pester someone at your local soup kitchen.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

It's the week off mate,

Go pester someone at your local soup kitchen.

 

[Wosh]

Cya soon

 

[Dingster]

Cya soon

Hi Headless

 

[Senor M]

Cya soon

Are you signing with the Bears next season?

 

[Wosh]

Are you signing with the Bears next season?

Sure, why not. I do miss #WOSHSOMEONEDING

 

[Dingster]

Sure, why not. I do miss #WOSHSOMEONEDING

Test Tickle

 

[Matera92]

Cya soon

You'll need these after next week.

 

[Wosh]

Test Tickle

Don’t get too excited dear Ding, I’m not going anywhere.

You'll need these after next week.

We’ll see who gets knocked out cold.

 

[Matera92]

Don’t get too excited dear Ding, I’m not going anywhere.



We’ll see who gets knocked out cold.

 

[tony]

To think that only a few seasons ago, we were struggling and only averaging 12 to 13 posters weekly. Now, we're averaging 19 for Season 36. It's been great to see so many people contributing every week. Thank you to everyone for turning up weekly and posting. Now, this week, we play the Demons in our first preliminary final in 10 seasons. Make sure to come and join in on the fun once the match thread is up.