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And also Parish hasn't been playing
When we find that mystical third option Perkins will finally shineSo Parish playing or not playing is making Perkins struggle. The mystery deepens.
When we find that mystical third option Perkins will finally shine
Parish needs to watch Enter the Dragon and master Bruce Lee's art ofSchrodinger's Parish, both playing and not playing at the same time in order to not make Perkins struggle?
he booked his ibiza tickets in april, he's been shit since then.What have we done to the poor bloke? In half a season he’s turned into a shadow of his former self
Just completely devoid of any confidence to hit the contestLaughable, I genuinely don't think I've seen someone ball watch as much as him in the entire time I've watched footy. He just stands there flat footed watching contests around him.
You'd be the loosest kent in PortseaI wonder what happens if you take all of the pills
Asked him to try and defend .What have we done to the poor bloke? In half a season he’s turned into a shadow of his former self
Mysterious isn't it?So Parish playing or not playing is making Perkins struggle. The mystery deepens.
had to be the most insipid substitute ever. 0 effort, 0 care.
**** him offfor the season, lazy prick
He's only just retired, says his body isn't up to it anymore.What about our first rounder, Perkins and the clearance machine Parish for Reid?
i think he'd be thankful he's not getting pickedImagine being Tsatas getting 30 and 10 at will in the vfl and seeing this shit performance.