2019 3rd Ashes Test 22-27 August Headingley

Who will win the 3rd test?


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Rating the camera work around the world





Australia zoom in on the fat bloke in the crowd who drops his beer or pie to catch the ball 7/10





England


Lose the ball in flight or along the ground and have a stroke as their reactions try to find the ball after probably being so old they fell asleep again 3/10





South Africa


Zoom in on the good looking girl by the pool in a bikini over and over or the most famous one the two blondes and one decides to flash her ****


Nathan goat Lyon out of 10
 

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If I was an English fan I'd be a bit s**tty right. Was just on the phone to my old man and we said the same thing. Ben Stokes aside, they are walking around the field like their dog has just died.

Surely with the Ashes on the line, you gotta think "if we put in here, there's every chance we get the Aussies back in the sheds before the lead is 300 which is gettable. Even 350 isn't compeltely impossible"

I get it - You've been rolled for 70. It sucks. But unless someone supports Stokes, or Archer bowls another spell for the ages, they are gonna be chasing much more than 300.

They have to have the attitude that they can chase 400. Why not? You can't give up till the games over.

The english are weak. I think its the constant depressing weather, gets to them.
 
Exactly.

I'd say his slower run rate is an indication of the quality of the bowling, rather than the lack of quality with bat.

Labs has done very well so far. Valued his wicket. Left good balls. Picked runs where he can. Showing a lot more care than Uzzie who just flashed at one wide one outside off.

Nah, I praised him for his approach earlier, that wasnt what I was talking about.

I meant he easily could have been out any number of times already, including what should have been a relatively easy catch that their gormless suck of a captain dropped. He's riding his luck.

Ok, good. If you get luck ride it. Just go big.
 
Rating the camera work around the world





Australia zoom in on the fat bloke in the crowd who drops his beer or pie to catch the ball 7/10





England


Lose the ball in flight or along the ground and have a stroke as their reactions try to find the ball after probably being so old they fell asleep again 3/10





South Africa


Zoom in on the good looking girl by the pool in a bikini over and over or the most famous one the two blondes and one decides to flash her ****


Nathan goat Lyon out of 10
 
Can't speak more highly of Labs, England were dancing with glee when Smith went down and now they're like s**t they actually had a like for like player what are we gonna do now.

Oh come on now.
 

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2019 3rd Ashes Test 22-27 August Headingley

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