2023 Hypothetical Trades: Who says no? - Win Prizes!

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[JGreezy]

I'd imagine you wont find many Freo poster happy with it. North are paying the most overs but given 11 would be a freebie and they are getting massives overs for McKay, they'll manage

Picks 2 and 11 for Darcy is a Freo supporter fantasy.

Pick 2 is big overs for Darcy, then you have North throwing pick 11 away just for fun.

 

[Mostyn]

A contracted Sean Darcy would go for significantly more than pick 11. Sounding like they won’t have pick 11 anyway

Contract or not, no one is paying more than pick 11 for Darcy.

He's a 4 to 6 ranked ruckman in the league when he plays (having played more than 15 games only twice in his seven seasons).

If Freo want to cash out on him, that's what the market would pay. Fair enough if they want to keep two rucks though.

 

[eth-dog]

Contract or not, no one is paying more than pick 11 for Darcy.

He's a 4 to 6 ranked ruckman in the league when he plays (having played more than 15 games only twice in his seven seasons).

If Freo want to cash out on him, that's what the market would pay. Fair enough if they want to keep two rucks though.

4 to 6? Nah, top 3 comfortably

 

[eth-dog]

Xavier Duursma

28

Xavier Duursma

Age

24

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

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Last 5

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18.5

5star

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10.0

4star

HB

8.5

5star

M

5.4

5star

T

2.1

4star

CL

1.6

4star

D

13.0

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.3

3star

CL

0.5

3star

D

16.8

4star

K

8.4

4star

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8.4

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.0

4star

CL

1.6

4star

for Brandon Zerk-Thatcher

25

Brandon...

Age

26

Ht

195cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

8.5

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.5

3star

MG

148.5

2star

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

124.0

2star

D

11.5

3star

K

8.5

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.5

5star

T

1.5

4star

MG

148.5

3star

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Contract or not, no one is paying more than pick 11 for Darcy.

He's a 4 to 6 ranked ruckman in the league when he plays (having played more than 15 games only twice in his seven seasons).

If Freo want to cash out on him, that's what the market would pay. Fair enough if they want to keep two rucks though.

The sadistic Freo supporter in me almost wants something to come of the rumours because I would guarantee there is no scenario Darcy is traded without getting at least 2 or 3 outright. I would buy you a month of BF premium if we didn’t

 

[old55]

The sadistic Freo supporter in me almost wants something to come of the rumours because I would guarantee there is no scenario Darcy isn’t traded without getting at least 2 or 3 outright. I would buy you a month of BF premium if we didn’t

A few too many negatives in that post to make sense of it ...

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Picks 2 and 11 for Darcy is a Freo supporter fantasy.

Pick 2 is big overs for Darcy, then you have North throwing pick 11 away just for fun.

Yeah, that trade has you guys footing the massive bill but I don’t think pick 2 alone is enough to make you angry (shouldn’t be anyway) which I was trying to do. I was always kinda assuming just being given free picks makes it easier to trade them.

If Sean Darcy is traded to North, there is not going to be many (any) North supporters happy with the cost

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

A few too many negatives in that post to make sense of it ...

Fair, need a coffee

 

[Stamos]

Lynch to Melbourne.
#5, #13, #33 to Richmond.

 

[EBERT THE KING]

North Give - Pick 19, Pick 31
North Get - Dylan Stephens

15

Dylan Stephens

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.0

1star

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.0

1star

, Pick 23

Port Give: Ollie Wines, Pick 38
Port Get: Pick 19, Esava Ratugolea

27

Esava Ratugolea

Age

26

Ht

197cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.2

4star

MG

131.6

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

109.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

133.8

3star

Geelong Give: 2024 First round pick (Geelong), Esava Ratugolea

27

Esava Ratugolea

Age

26

Ht

197cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.2

4star

MG

131.6

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

109.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

133.8

3star

Geelong Get: Ollie Wines, Pick 38, 2024 second round pick (Sydney)

Sydney Give: Dylan Stephens

15

Dylan Stephens

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.0

1star

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

10.3

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.7

4star

CL

0.0

1star

, Pick 23, 2024 Second Round pick (Sydney)
Sydney gets: Pick 31, 2024 First round Pick (Geelong)

 

[Demon in Hell]

Why would Melbourne do that.

I'd much rather 5, 13 and 33 on Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Why would Melbourne do that.

I'd much rather 5, 13 and 33 on Oscar Allen.

If we had one player that wasn't tradable...It's OA.
I wouldn't trade him for the picks put forward, hell I wouldn't even trade pick 1 this year for that.

 

[Stamos]

Why would Melbourne do that.

I'd much rather 5, 13 and 33 on Oscar Allen.

Helps you win flags in your window, and Eagles aren't trading Allen.

 

[Jibroni]

Nick Larkey

20

Nick Larkey

Age

26

Ht

198cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.5

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.5

3star

G

1.4

5star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.8

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.6

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.8

4star

realises he will never play a final at North and is traded to Melbourne for 13 and 24.

 

[Saintscomemarchingin]

J.Billings & pick 31 to GC for E.Hollands & M.Chol

 

[LukeParkerno1]

J.Billings & pick 31 to GC for E.Hollands & M.Chol

Wasn't Billings your best forward? Why are you trading him?

 

[Saintscomemarchingin]

Wasn't Billings your best forward? Why are you trading him?

Never ever our best forward, someone please take him.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Never ever our best forward, someone please take him.

I know you'll say King but the bloke is barely on the park, we all love Max but boy he's barely durable. Billings was good for you, what do you expect from a leadup small forward? I honestly thought he had a good season for you guys, there were games he kept you in it, yes he had poor kicking games but that's easier to fix than not getting the ball.

 

[CrowFan77]

Petty + Sparrow to Adel
McAdam + #24 to Melb

 

[eth-dog]

Petty + Sparrow to Adel
McAdam + #24 to Melb

Melbourne

 

[CrowFan77]

Petty + Sparrow to Adel
McAdam + #24 to Melb

Melbourne

Yeah, probably too favourable for Melbourne. Here's a more even proposal:
Petty + Sparrow + #5 to Adel
McAdam + #9 + #24 to Melb

 

[KurtNeverDied]

Yeah, probably too favourable for Melbourne. Here's a more even proposal:
Petty + Sparrow + #5 to Adel
McAdam + #9 + #24 to Melb

OMFG this is a joke right? You'll be lucky to get anything better than a 3rd rounder.

 

[Purple Suit]

If we had one player that wasn't tradable...It's OA.
I wouldn't trade him for the picks put forward, hell I wouldn't even trade pick 1 this year for that.

Do a side deal with the Demons. They have to trade him back for a 1st rounder the season WC makes finals.

Win - win

 

[anotherletdown]

How quickly can I sign?

Probably not as quickly as I puke!

 

[Benno77]

Tristan Xerri

38

Tristan Xerri

Age

25

Ht

201cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

5.5

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.5

5star

D

5.5

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.5

5star

D

5.5

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

2.5

3star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

2.5

5star

to Stkilda for pick 13, they chased him a year ago and he lives in sandringham.

No chance that Xerri commands a first round pick.

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