2023 Hypothetical Trades: Who says no? - Win Prizes!

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[eth-dog]

OMFG this is a joke right? You'll be lucky to get anything better than a 3rd rounder.

Yes, it is a joke.

 

[FB19]

Victoria gets Adrian Dodoro
Bombers get Dan Andrews

 

[Milanista28]

Cats trade pick 7 to Essendon for pick 8? Just a warm up trade to get loose.

 

[Kramer1]

Kai Lohmann straight swap for Buku Khamis.

Pretty sure your just making up names now.

 

[eth-dog]

Victoria gets Adrian Dodoro
Bombers get Dan Andrews

The Parliament of Victoria says no.

Dan will probably join our board at some point soon.

 

[Lore]

Dan will probably join our board at some point soon.

 

[Mostyn]

4 to 6? Nah, top 3 comfortably

You would have English, Gawn and Marshall ahead of him, I think that's inarguable.

Darcy is in the next tier, with Witts and Jackson. Briggs is coming fast too.

 

[Mostyn]

The sadistic Freo supporter in me almost wants something to come of the rumours because I would guarantee there is no scenario Darcy is traded without getting at least 2 or 3 outright. I would buy you a month of BF premium if we didn’t

Okay.

 

[Mostyn]

I know you'll say King but the bloke is barely on the park, we all love Max but boy he's barely durable. Billings was good for you, what do you expect from a leadup small forward? I honestly thought he had a good season for you guys, there were games he kept you in it, yes he had poor kicking games but that's easier to fix than not getting the ball.

Do you mean Gresham?

 

[eth-dog]

You would have English, Gawn and Marshall ahead of him, I think that's inarguable.

Darcy is in the next tier, with Witts and Jackson. Briggs is coming fast too.

I'd have his stoppage craft better than English and Marshall which puts him ahead imo.

 

[Benno77]

I think if Dusty wants to leave,
Dusty, 25,43 ,2024r2 for 4,60,61,2024 r3 is a possible trade.

Why would GC give up #4 for Martin at his age when they'll gain more trading it to NM for draft points to secure academy players?

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[Pomsta]

Carlton get pick 1 from West Coast.
West Coast gets Cripps, McKay and F1.

Who says yes?

 

[Fritz n Sauce]

West Coast would take that in a heartbeat

 

[Joao]

West Coast would take that in a heartbeat

Doubt it. They are much further off than Cripps + McKay gets them and Cripps is 29 before the season with a lot of miles on the clock.

Think both say no to that one.

 

[Fritz n Sauce]

Future 1st helps get that over the line and McKay has another 8 years of football left

 

[ArdentEagle]

Future 1st helps get that over the line and McKay has another 8 years of football left

It's a no from me due to the age of Cripps. We're transitioning our list age profile. If he was 4yrs younger

 

[Caligo]

Eagles won't. Pick 4&5 gives us who.
We miss out on Reid McKercher and Curtin.

Anyone after those players hell no.

4 and 5 give you two of mckercher, Curtin Watson or duursma.

Odds are a randomly selected pair of them will end up better than Reid.

 

[Free Agent]

4 and 5 give you two of mckercher, Curtin Watson or duursma.

Odds are a randomly selected pair of them will end up better than Reid.

Watson oh yeah his the draftee that said Geez let's not talk about it about going to Eagles on a podcast. Yeah rule him out, no chance. An entitled goose.

Duursma I'm not sure if he would be keen aswell. So the risk isn't worth it. McKercher is also going in the top 3. He won't slide outside of that so we will miss out of him. It's a no deal

 

[Altum Volantes]

Future 1st helps get that over the line and McKay has another 8 years of football left

Yeah but…McKay?

Come on now.

2nd Banana.

 

[Vindicater]

Bont for Toby - straight swap.

Whose supporters throw the biggest tantrum?

Despite winning this trade the Bulldogs fans would spit it.

 

[ArdentEagle]

Despite winning this trade the Bulldogs fans would spit it.

Toby is 30 now. A brilliant player no doubt but so is Bont and a lot younger

 

[rabidcrow]

4 to 6? Nah, top 3 comfortably

Comfortably?

English Marshall Gawn would have something to say about that. I rate Darcy but I don’t think he is any better than Briggs from GWS


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[Joao]

The only ruck that is outright better than Darcy is Gawn.

You can argue your case for the next 5 or so and any of them look fine as the no 2.

 

[Purple Suit]

You would have English, Gawn and Marshall ahead of him, I think that's inarguable.

Darcy is in the next tier, with Witts and Jackson. Briggs is coming fast too.

Value on the trade table is also not just with who is a better player right now. Who is paying more for a 32 year old Gawn over a 25 year old Darcy?

 

[TENACIOUS]

Dan will probably join our board at some point soon.

Match made in heaven...