Injury 2023 injury thread

[catempire]

Catempire’s patented injury report translation:

PLAYER	INJURY	ESTIMATED RETURN
Jack Bowes 12 Jack Bowes Age 26 Ht 189cm Wt 85kg Pos. D/M Career Season Last 5 D 16.3 4star K 9.7 4star HB 6.6 4star M 3.9 4star T 2.5 4star MG 318.1 4star D 18.0 4star K 11.8 5star HB 6.3 4star M 5.4 5star T 1.1 2star MG 318.1 4star D 11.6 3star K 6.4 3star HB 5.2 4star M 2.8 3star T 2.4 4star	Calf	Short term 2 weeks
Brad Close	Suspension	Round 10
Toby Conway	Foot	TBC does Toby even exist?
Patrick Dangerfield	Hamstring	Short term 2 weeks
Sam De Koning	Face	Test Liars - 3 weeks
Jack Henry 38 Jack Henry Age 26 Ht 192cm Wt 96kg Pos. Def Career Season Last 5 D 10.3 3star K 7.3 3star HB 2.9 3star M 4.0 4star T 2.2 4star MG 142.6 2star D 8.6 2star K 6.7 3star HB 1.9 1star M 3.9 4star T 2.1 3star MG 142.6 3star D 9.6 3star K 7.0 3star HB 2.6 3star M 3.6 4star T 2.0 4star	Foot	Medium term Liars - 2 weeks
Sam Menegola 27 Sam Menegola Age 32 Ht 189cm Wt 89kg Pos. Mid Career Season Last 5 D 19.6 5star K 10.0 4star HB 9.6 5star M 5.1 5star T 1.4 3star CL 1.7 4star D 19.6 5star K 10.0 4star HB 9.6 5star M 5.1 5star T 1.4 2star CL 1.7 4star D 18.4 5star K 9.0 4star HB 9.4 5star M 5.6 5star T 1.8 4star CL 1.8 4star	Knee	Medium term - 4 weeks
Gary Rohan 23 Gary Rohan Age 33 Ht 189cm Wt 92kg Pos. Fwd Career Season Last 5 D 9.6 2star K 6.6 3star HB 3.0 3star M 3.3 3star T 2.5 4star G 1.0 4star D 8.8 2star K 6.0 2star HB 2.8 2star M 3.4 3star T 2.3 3star G 1.0 4star D 9.8 3star K 6.8 3star HB 3.0 3star M 2.2 3star T 4.2 5star G 1.2 4star	Hamstring	Short term - 1 week
Rhys Stanley 1 Rhys Stanley Age 33 Ht 200cm Wt 102kg Pos. Ruck Career Season Last 5 D 13.6 3star K 7.2 3star HB 6.4 4star CL 3.4 5star HO 27.6 5star D 12.0 3star K 7.5 3star HB 4.5 3star CL 5.0 5star HO 21.5 5star D 11.8 3star K 5.4 2star HB 6.4 4star CL 3.0 5star HO 33.0 5star	Eye socket	Short term - 2 weeks
Tyson Stengle 18 Tyson Stengle Age 26 Ht 175cm Wt 71kg Pos. Fwd Career Season Last 5 D 9.3 2star K 5.8 2star HB 3.5 3star M 1.8 2star T 2.4 4star G 1.1 4star D 10.3 3star K 5.3 2star HB 5.0 3star M 1.3 1star T 2.0 3star G 0.5 4star D 8.8 3star K 5.6 3star HB 3.2 3star M 1.8 2star T 2.6 4star G 1.6 5star	Arm	Short term - 1 week

 

[STPer18]

Catempire’s patented injury report translation:

PLAYER	INJURY	ESTIMATED RETURN
Jack Bowes	Calf	Short term 2 weeks
Brad Close	Suspension	Round 10
Toby Conway	Foot	TBC does Toby even exist?
Patrick Dangerfield	Hamstring	Short term 2 weeks
Sam De Koning	Face	Test Liars - 3 weeks
Jack Henry	Foot	Medium term Liars - 2 weeks
Sam Menegola	Knee	Medium term - 4 weeks
Gary Rohan	Hamstring	Short term - 1 week
Rhys Stanley	Eye socket	Short term - 2 weeks
Tyson Stengle	Arm	Short term - 1 week

What does Catempire say about Guthrie?

 

[catempire]

What does Catempire say about Guthrie?

Still on crutches less than two weeks ago = SHOULD BE ON THE INJURY LIST

 

[Pure_Ownage]

Catempire’s patented injury report translation:

PLAYER	INJURY	ESTIMATED RETURN
Jack Bowes	Calf	Short term 2 weeks
Brad Close	Suspension	Round 10
Toby Conway	Foot	TBC does Toby even exist?
Patrick Dangerfield	Hamstring	Short term 2 weeks
Sam De Koning	Face	Test Liars - 3 weeks
Jack Henry	Foot	Medium term Liars - 2 weeks
Sam Menegola	Knee	Medium term - 4 weeks
Gary Rohan	Hamstring	Short term - 1 week
Rhys Stanley	Eye socket	Short term - 2 weeks
Tyson Stengle	Arm	Short term - 1 week

Danger will be 3-4 weeks i reckon (ie past the bye). I dont think we will get anyone on that list back before the bye except rohan and maybe stengle.

 

[Kitcat]

What does Catempire say about Guthrie?

There is only room for max 10 players on the form.

 

[And_ROOS]

Still on crutches less than two weeks ago = SHOULD BE ON THE INJURY LIST

Its just gout, he is fine.

 

[Jumping Jack]

I think we’ll see a couple of surprise inclusions this week.

Stay tuned


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[Vdubs]

There is only room for max 10 players on the form.

Is Flynn Kroeger still even on our list?
Never mentioned this year, once, from my reading.

 

[Cataholic]

I think we’ll see a couple of surprise inclusions this week.

Stay tuned


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Think, or heard?

 

[foxdog50]

Why is there still no mention of Shannon Neale not being injured?

 

[CHAWKTS]

Is Flynn Kroeger still even on our list?
Never mentioned this year, once, from my reading.

He is…but I am not convinced that we will see him play again. Think his hip injury doesn’t look “fixable” in the timeframe needed to have a crack

 

[Pure_Ownage]

Is Flynn Kroeger still even on our list?
Never mentioned this year, once, from my reading.

He was in the huddle at the vfl game the other week but havent seen him play.

 

[catempire]

Danger will be 3-4 weeks i reckon (ie past the bye). I dont think we will get anyone on that list back before the bye except rohan and maybe stengle.

You‘ll be wrong about a few.

 

[Vdubs]

He is…but I am not convinced that we will see him play again. Think his hip injury doesn’t look “fixable” in the timeframe needed to have a crack

He has never played a game for us iirc, perhaps half a game max?

 

[catempire]

Why is there still no mention of Shannon Neale not being injured?

BECAUSE THEY ARE CROOKS

 

[cats_09]

He has never played a game for us iirc, perhaps half a game max?

Think he played half a VFL match and broke his wrist/arm when he ran into the goal post

 

[Vdubs]

Think he played half a VFL match and broke his wrist/arm when he ran into the goal post

Is that his current issue?
Or Hip?

 

[CHAWKTS]

Guthrie not even mentioned on the injury list. SDK a chance to return this week at least.

Medical room: The full AFL injury list, R9 - Medical room: The full AFL injury list, R9

Just watched the Cats Podcast with Ling…he was very clear that Guthrie is not available this week nor SDK. As he was making these comments he kept looking to someone off screen (producer? Someone from the club?) to get the ok to say both of those things…

 

[CHAWKTS]

Is that his current issue?
Or Hip?

That hand break was last year. - poor kid in his only VFL game I think!

His ongoing issue is his hips (plural). Had another round of surgery over off season but not sure it is “taking”…

 

[Mr Meow]

Just watched the Cats Podcast with Ling…he was very clear that Guthrie is not available this week nor SDK. As he was making these comments he kept looking to someone off screen (producer? Someone from the club?) to get the ok to say both of those things…

Never trust someone doing a hostage video.

 

[CHAWKTS]

You‘ll be wrong about a few.

You could be right (and may have inside info?)…but might it depend on whether we win the next couple of games? All of those injured wouldn’t hurt from staying out a week or two longer (healing or building fitness?) so if we get to 7-3 or even 7-4 (GWS following week) we may roll the dice and keep most out until after bye? If we are 6-5 I could see us bringing a couple of stars back for the bulldogs pre bye game?

SDK will be a choice - he will be ready pre bye with a mask or post bye without…Guth and Danger I assume will be able to play pre bye if needed…but a couple of extra weeks training block will do them no harm leading into the back half of the year?

 

[CHAWKTS]

Never trust someone doing a hostage video.

now that you said that it does look a little like that….he gets nervous when making statements that he is going off script!!

 

[catempire]

You could be right (and may have inside info?)…but might it depend on whether we win the next couple of games? All of those injured wouldn’t hurt from staying out a week or two longer (healing or building fitness?) so if we get to 7-3 or even 7-4 (GWS following week) we may roll the dice and keep most out until after bye? If we are 6-5 I could see us bringing a couple of stars back for the bulldogs pre bye game?

SDK will be a choice - he will be ready pre bye with a mask or post bye without…Guth and Danger I assume will be able to play pre bye if needed…but a couple of extra weeks training block will do them no harm leading into the back half of the year?

I’d like to think the win-loss ledger doesn’t affect how they judge when players are ready to return from injury.

 

[CHAWKTS]

I’d like to think the win-loss ledger doesn’t affect how they judge when players are ready to return from injury.

So would I…but I reckon it does….not that they would bring back people before they are ready but maybe they hold people back one more week if they can?

i suppose we will never know…

 

[Gazza Greatness]

I’d like to think the win-loss ledger doesn’t affect how they judge when players are ready to return from injury.

So would I…but I reckon it does….not that they would bring back people before they are ready but maybe they hold people back one more week if they can?

i suppose we will never know…

The bye is what makes the difference, no bye and I don't think it comes into consideration but game before bye, if we haven't lost another game before then, then it makes real good sense to fully prepare certain players that have had injuries to fully prepare for 2nd half of season with a extra 2 week break, then to come out fresh and firing, with all guns blazing for the 2nd half of season, especially as we have now seemed to have overcome our post bye hoodoo of never winning.