List Mgmt. 2023 Trade Thread - Part III

[George]

The embedded resources below are kept up to date by the trade board mods (as much as possible – we are human after all). Enjoy!

Spoiler: 2023 Draft Order

Spoiler: 2024 Draft Order, aka Future Picks

Spoiler: Blue Tick Rumours

Courtesy of Lore

 

[George]

Way too early for my stomach to be hurting from all this laughter

This place is insane

 

[Joffaboy]

Baby would be hideous regardless lmao

I don't want to see the hidden camera action on Pornhub thats for sure, although I am sure there is a category on there for a Cro Magnon, and ugly drug fcuked ranga and a pregnant sheila for the sicko's.

 

[Remboy]

So is it pick 20?

Looks like your keyboard is playing up Joffa. There’s a superfluous 0 after the 2.

 

[MordySaint]

I'm expecting a huge day of trades today...

When I look at the Swans - 2 free agents and 2 trades and keep their 1st round pick. Added Grundy, Taylor, Hamling and Jordan... plus sitting pretty with their first round pick.

Who wouldn't want to be a Saints supporter amongst this clearly level playing field.

LOLZ... who would ever deal with Essendon

 

[BigMonty]

Now we know Dildoro has taken so long to lodge the paperwork. He has been in line to
1. Do Gawns missus
2. Do Oliver as he is doing Gawns missus.
3. Decide on who is prettier Maynard or Brayshaw and do them.
4. Try Dylan Shiel

9

Dylan Shiel

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

24.6

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

12.2

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

3.9

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

23.4

5star

K

13.6

5star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.2

2star

T

3.4

4star

CL

6.4

5star

D

19.8

5star

K

8.4

4star

HB

11.4

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.6

4star

CL

3.8

5star

as he is nearby recovering from knee surgery...after all Dyl is the prettiest of the lot and uses bleach where the sun don't shine.

Decisions decisions 24 hours is a long time in Diodoros life. Goldfish like.

Seems to have forgotten that he said 24 hours ago 24 hours ago and 24 hours before that.

On SM-S916B using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[saintkildaman]

Mav Weller bleaches his ass apparently

 

[Joffaboy]

Come on Prince, give us enough for a Band 1

 

[BigMonty]

Mav Weller bleaches his ass apparently

Did Mav go to Essendon after us....if not he should have....be in their hall of fame by now

On SM-S916B using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[MordySaint]

Come on Prince, give us enough for a Band 1

So are we getting Band 1 and a salary dump on Shiel?

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Happy Global Day Of Jihad, let’s get this bread SOS

 

[Joffaboy]

Did Mav go to Essendon after us....if not he should have....be in their hall of fame by now

On SM-S916B using BigFooty.com mobile app

Actually it is called passage of fame over there

 

[hangdog]

If this is true is expect Oliver to land a media/commentary job almost immediately then

 

[Sniffy Jenkins]

So are we getting Band 1 and a salary dump on Shiel?

Shiel is a cripple, he is out of the deal now.

 

[pebblesofsand]

I said the points are meaningless. Not picks.

If we are going to get 39 and not use pick 55 at then the points value means nothing.

For the bulldogs on the other hand, they have a father son to use points on, which we don’t

And how do SOS and Co know that they won't have a future use for Pick 55?

How do SOS and Co know right now that they don't have a future use for Pick 55 or that Player X won't be available at Pick 55?

Where did Keeler go last year?

Sure there's Lots of duds Pick 55 (and Pick 39), but Sam Fisher, Sam Collins and Robbie Gray prove thats its not completely worthless so don't give it away.

 

[Remboy]

Who wastes their time writing this s**t. That's almost as dumb as the one claiming one of the Suns boys got abducted by bikies.

That was obviously rubbish. Everyone knows they were abducted by aliens.

 

[MordySaint]

Shiel is a cripple, he is out of the deal now.

Just as I thought, all coming to plan

Expecting an Ameet Bains last second flurry of trades today.

 

[Joffaboy]

And how do SOS and Co know that they won't have a future use for Pick 55?

How do SOS and Co know right now that they don't have a future use for Pick 55 or that Player X won't be available at Pick 55?

Where did Keeler go last year?

Sure there's Lots of duds Pick 55 (and Pick 39), but Sam Fisher, Sam Collins and Robbie Gray prove thats its not completely worthless so don't give it away.

They are list managers that how they know.

Keeler went at 42

Sam Fisher, Sam Collins and Robbie Gray are not available.

 

[Remboy]

So are we getting Band 1 and a salary dump on Shiel?

No, we’re getting pick one but we have to take Dodoro as our list manager.

 

[hangdog]

Just got a bad feeling we're going to be absolutely stiffed by the Gresham compensation the AFL dish up.

I could see Ess making the contract $699,999 so we don't get and EOF but it's more difficult to match.

 

[70s sainter]

It’ll piss me off if we get the pick after north’s and not before it . Of course we will

 

[StCicatriz]

AFL knocked back the paper work... Dodorro submitted an order for peptides instead of Gresham's contract. Should be lodged in the next 45 mins

 

[Joffaboy]

TR - Liam Duggan

14

Liam Duggan

Age

27

Ht

186cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

5.3

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.1

4star

MG

283.7

4star

D

16.0

4star

K

12.0

5star

HB

4.0

3star

M

5.7

5star

T

1.1

2star

MG

283.7

4star

D

13.2

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.2

3star

has met St.Kilda, RFA next year, trying to manufacture a deal this year.

Caller BTW

 

[kernelT]

I'm hearing Dodoro has asked for handjob off Sos to get band 2 over the line.

SOS is refusing to look him in the eye, and will use his feet only.

 

[hangdog]

Gunston went to BL for pick 48 and a F4...

 

[BrutThough]

TR - Liam Duggan has met St.Kilda, RFA next year, trying to manufacture a deal this year.

Caller BTW

Our new strategy is recruiting Liam's instead of Jacks.