List Mgmt. 2023 Trade Thread - Part III

[George]

The embedded resources below are kept up to date by the trade board mods (as much as possible – we are human after all). Enjoy!

Spoiler: 2023 Draft Order

Spoiler: 2024 Draft Order, aka Future Picks

Spoiler: Blue Tick Rumours

Courtesy of Lore

 

[George]

Sounds like a range of fishing rods

 

[stavro#4]

Well bloody find out!

Talk to me like that again and I’ll walk you back to the bummer board with your leash on and Lore can ruin you again

 

[George]

The rumor mill on Clarrys hospital admission is absolutely elite stuff.

Go on

 

[George]

Talk to me like that again and I’ll walk you back to the bummer board with your leash on and Lore can ruin you again

Get sniffing, chief

 

[saint66au]

Go on

Or you could just show some basic human decency and not gossip

 

[DougalHoward]

Cam Luke only has the job because he's mates with Hutchy

 

[Lightsxo]

Go on

 

[George]

Or you could just show some basic human decency and not gossip

Pfft, what kind of fun is that? What a riot you must be at parties

 

[George]

That's ****ing cooked hahahaha

Trac needs to get off the ****ing Italian cooking ads and go sort his club out ffs. Coach won't do it, he's off his nut too.

 

[Hayes4PM]

This is just fan fiction writing really, some old boy trying to hone his creative writing skills.

Was waiting for a “Angus Brayshaw and Brayden Maynard came in and tried to separate them and got Brayshaw got bumped, fell to the floor and was concussed. Melbourne outraged. Goodwin out for blood.”

 

[boulders]

Just got a bad feeling we're going to be absolutely stiffed by the Gresham compensation the AFL dish up.

 

[CaptainRisky]

I think the same Fecking w***er that wrote this wrote the one about Stuv , sincs and Darcy banging each other

 

[Silkie]

Dumbest shit I've ever read

 

[puppy_dog7]

Dodoro: Yep, it’ll get lodged in the next 24 hours

 

[Cro19]

Who wastes their time writing this shit. That's almost as dumb as the one claiming one of the Suns boys got abducted by bikies.

 

[MightySaint]

A mate of mine saw Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

at a grocery store in Footscray this week. He told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but he didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" my mate was taken aback, and all he could say was "Huh?" but Clayton kept cutting him off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mates face.

My mate walked away and continued with his shopping, and heard him chuckle as he walked off. When he went to pay for his stuff up front he saw Clayton trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence." and then turned around and winked at my mate. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Eventually the counter girl good really pissed off and hit Clayton with the scanner when he looked away. At this point he had a seizure and had to get taken to hospital.

 

[George]

This is just fan fiction writing really, some old boy trying to hone his creative writing skills.

Was waiting for a “Angus Brayshaw and Brayden Maynard came in and tried to separate them and got Brayshaw got bumped, fell to the floor and was concussed. Melbourne outraged. Goodwin out for blood.”

Maynard and Brayshaw walked in on Oliver rooting Gawn's pregnant wife and so they both started rooting Oliver

 

[Joffaboy]

Sounds legit

 

[CaptainRisky]

A mate of mine saw Clayton Oliver at a grocery store in Footscray this week. He told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but he didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" my mate was taken aback, and all he could say was "Huh?" but Clayton kept cutting him off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mates face.

My mate walked away and continued with his shopping, and heard him chuckle as he walked off. When he went to pay for his stuff up front he saw Clayton trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence." and then turned around and winked at my mate. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Eventually the counter girl good really pissed off and hit Clayton with the scanner when he looked away. At this point he had a seizure and had to get taken to hospital.

You need to get off the Mushies

 

[sauce_head]

A mate of mine saw Clayton Oliver at a grocery store in Footscray this week. He told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but he didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" my mate was taken aback, and all he could say was "Huh?" but Clayton kept cutting him off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mates face.

My mate walked away and continued with his shopping, and heard him chuckle as he walked off. When he went to pay for his stuff up front he saw Clayton trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence." and then turned around and winked at my mate. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Eventually the counter girl good really pissed off and hit Clayton with the scanner when he looked away. At this point he had a seizure and had to get taken to hospital.

Can’t stop laughing!

 

[ronnysnodgrass]

Wow! (either way; its either elite cooker time or...... wow!)

 

[Joffaboy]

A mate of mine saw Clayton Oliver at a grocery store in Footscray this week. He told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but he didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" my mate was taken aback, and all he could say was "Huh?" but Clayton kept cutting him off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my mates face.

My mate walked away and continued with his shopping, and heard him chuckle as he walked off. When he went to pay for his stuff up front he saw Clayton trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence." and then turned around and winked at my mate. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Eventually the counter girl good really pissed off and hit Clayton with the scanner when he looked away. At this point he had a seizure and had to get taken to hospital.

Sounds more legit than Clarry banging Gawn's missus

It never gets old.

 

[sauce_head]

Who wastes their time writing this s**t. That's almost as dumb as the one claiming one of the Suns boys got abducted by bikies.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken seriously.

 

[Dard Ball Get]

Baby would be hideous regardless lmao

 

[Cro19]

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken seriously.

Problem is people do. Plenty of people seemed to believe the Jack Steven one a few years back