Rumour 2024 Rumours and Speculation Part 3

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I don't know why we're all still screwing around here with some of the painfully bad commentary voices we're stuck with these days. We have the technology, and the solution should be pretty obvious.

Have every commentator's mic run through a digital filter so they all sound like Dennis Cometti. Kelli Underwood? Roo? Brian Taylor? It doesn't matter, because they're all just Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. Although I guess the illusion would be shattered when you hear something like "the orange team" coming through in Dennis' voice.
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I don't know why we're all still screwing around here with some of the painfully bad commentary voices we're stuck with these days. We have the technology, and the solution should be pretty obvious.

Have every commentator's mic run through a digital filter so they all sound like Dennis Cometti. Kelli Underwood? Roo? Brian Taylor? It doesn't matter, because they're all just Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. Although I guess the illusion would be shattered when you hear something like "the orange team" coming through in Dennis' voice.
Even Dennis would make the “orange team” sound good
 
I don't know why we're all still screwing around here with some of the painfully bad commentary voices we're stuck with these days. We have the technology, and the solution should be pretty obvious.
TBH I enjoy the match day melts on our board than listening to the commentary. :$
 

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Maybe not this year, but what are your thoughts on dual captains?


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Name a country with two leaders that has been successful. :think:

With that said, Im not against two VC, only from an injury/suspension perspective.
 

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Wait people actually think Underwood is a good commentator.

Her knowledge of the players and teams might be great, but she cant remember/think on the spot.
Add that to the fact that her voice is very offputting, and you've got a horror combination.

Its not that shes a woman, and shes not the only garbage commentator that still gets a gig.
 
AI commentating, someone patent that.
Could work. Dwayne Russell was replaced with a Shockwave Flash soundboard 15 years ago and no-one has noticed.
 
I’d be surprised if ANB wasn’t in the leadership group.

Definitely think we need to fine it down possibly to as low as four.

Could see us going Dawson (c), Keays (vc), ANB and Fogarty as deputies.
Would be happy with this. Would be okay with adding a Hinge or Murray to that, as well
 
I’d be surprised if ANB wasn’t in the leadership group.

Definitely think we need to fine it down possibly to as low as four.

Could see us going Dawson (c), Keays (vc), ANB and Fogarty as deputies.
Any chance Worrell? A game last year he ripped into Dawson (Dawson deserved it). Seems a real leader in the back line. Always flying the flag too.
 
Wait people actually think Underwood is a good commentator.

Her knowledge of the players and teams might be great, but she cant remember/think on the spot.
Add that to the fact that her voice is very offputting, and you've got a horror combination.

Its not that shes a woman, and shes not the only garbage commentator that still gets a gig.
Pretty fair. People don’t complain about Isa Guha and Ally Mitchell do they? Daisy Pearce was widely regarded as among the best special comments callers.
 
Pretty fair. People don’t complain about Isa Guha and Ally Mitchell do they? Daisy Pearce was widely regarded as among the best special comments callers.

Yep, it's not like when I watch womens cricket that I have thought "I'll switch this down, can't stand Mel Jones, Rachel Hynes and Healy" even when they are on men's cricket they are better than most the ex cricketers and a mile ahead of lil' Davey
 

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