OccamsRazorRay
Team Captain
- Jul 11, 2023
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- Adelaide
Definitely not Vhaluus, The Mullet man one the money.
As I've said before, I would tremble at the feet of the man who ran 'WeedsMullet'. A one-man army against the doomsdayers and naysayers of the Crows BigFooty board. A giant amongst ageing men running towards their graves quicker than the Geelong Football Club. Some say his statistical analysis rivalled that of the great Vader and that he should have changed his name to 'LukeSkywalker'. He read the draft better than Mutineer, less name changes than the deplorable George Kramer and a bigger schl0ng than Horse himself. Some also say that he was a vampire that fed off the tears of grown men crying about 'Trigg' 'Ricciuto', 'The Gibbs trade' and just about anything else, to the point that he outgrew the board, to become a BigFooty final boss of sorts..
Vale, Mullet.