AFL Player #29: Jake Kelly - Announces Retirement. Thanks Bull! 2/9

[Lore]

Contract Status: Out of contract 2024
My Boy Draft 2023: Claim here

 

[DERO]

TBF, he is better than Hank Slattery.

 

[Phone]

henry slattery

Henry Slattery

Age

38

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

5.3

2star

HB

5.5

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.6

5star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

4.2

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

never kicked a guy and now works for some wine company. jake kelly

29

Jake Kelly

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

157.8

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

104.1

2star

D

14.8

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.2

5star

MG

107.0

2star

kicked a guy and will probably end up working for his [redacted] father. Hank wins

 

[MiguelM]

He is genuinely afraid of body contact. I assume its because of his concussions. Being a defender who is afraid of body contact is the worst possible trade.

If he isn't delisted tomorrow, we're cooked.

There were many times where he stood back and refused to impact the contest. That should be a no negotiable.

If you are spooked cos of concussion, the game has passed you by.

 

[DERO]

henry slattery never kicked a guy and now works for some wine company. jake kelly kicked a guy and will probably end up working for his [redacted] father. Hank wins

I'll accept it.

 

[cobra land]

The only target he hit all night was when he kicked Hipwood up his clacker.

 

[div12ressie]

Who tf gave him the nickname 'bull'? he's a complete pussy

 

[Runk]

Leave

 

[Phone]

do you remember where you were when Jake Kelly

29

Jake Kelly

Age

29

Ht

190cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.5

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.6

4star

MG

157.8

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.6

4star

MG

104.1

2star

D

14.8

4star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.2

5star

MG

107.0

2star

kicked a guy because they tried to take a mark

 

[cAsEy_18]

Thought he was really good tonight - keen to see the lengths to which has career can go to from here.

 

[Schnitzengruben]

Thanks for your time at Essendon Jake. All the best.

 

[Phone]

Thanks for your time at Essendon Jake. All the best.

I hope he got a real kick out of it

 

[naraku]

I hope that's his papers stamped.

 

[Nicholas61]

henry slattery never kicked a guy and now works for some wine company. jake kelly kicked a guy and will probably end up working for his [redacted] father. Hank wins

Saw Slattery when he was cooked with his leg problems knee GAJ Jr a ripper on the arse when he was scrambling for the ball in a pack. Tried corking him out of the game. GAJ was in serious pain at first then destroyed us anyhow (as did Geelong) - not much has worked for us for a long time despite the best of intentions. Didn't see the kick tonight but Hipwood is a thug. His KO on Ridley with an "accidental elbow" set Ridley back a long time

 

[Inspecta Gadget]

I hope that's his papers stamped.

Yep.

2 more years.

 

[Yoda_]

sayonara

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

He is genuinely afraid of body contact. I assume its because of his concussions. Being a defender who is afraid of body contact is the worst possible trade.

If he isn't delisted tomorrow, we're cooked.

Someone on here was trying to claim he was tough the other day, the hardest player at the club in fact. Wouldn’t bruise a grape…

 

[DERO]

Someone on here was trying to claim he was tough the other day, the hardest player at the club in fact. Wouldn’t bruise a grape…

BrunoV

Please explain you Heppell hating mofo.

 

[BrunoV]

Someone on here was trying to claim he was tough the other day, the hardest player at the club in fact. Wouldn’t bruise a grape…

Well you can be a w***er about it or you can look at a body of work over a career

 

[Nicholas61]

Truck was right about bringing him in - was blue collar, defensive and elite athlete and professional but remember he didn't want to play for a long time after that concussion last year - has had quite a few. Never was elite with the ball but confidence is shot. Hopefully he makes it easy and pulls the pin as there is every chance with Brad he gets another year.

 

[Phone]

and you wouldn't want to kick someone when they're down

 

[MarkJohnson#1]

Well you can be a w***er about it or you can look at a body of work over a career

Spare me, champ. He hasn’t fired a shot at this club, he may be built like a tank but he plays like a ripe avocado…

 

[Jobe Watson]

Genuinely awful player, so we'll no doubt re-sign him.

 

[windyhill]

That was Ty zantuck type shit.

 

[brutus76]

NEVER AGAIN

 

[LB#16]

Don't let the door kick ya on the way out