Player Watch #3: Harry Sheezel - 23 AFL RS/NM SBM, AFLPA BYP, '24 AA squad, '24 AFLCA BYP

[mako_roo]

21?

Yep 21, close to 22

 

[ferball]

I'd play him as a KPD, releases Logue as a 3rd tall

Easier to manufacture a forward line, especially with Teakle forward

But, great swing option

That's probably what I'd do, unless he dominates on the forward line and takes the decision out of anyone's hands.

There's Teakle, Pink does okay to create forward structure as well and there's an ex Bullants player, Finnbar Maley, who can clunk a good mark. Pretty raw, ex basketballer with a couple of season's of footy behind him. That should create enough structure to allow our really talented forwards like Larkey, Curtis and Duursma to have room to move.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

Hardly a big call now - but he's going to be the best player in the competition as soon as next season, IMO.

Just to reiterate

 

[Arr0w]

That's probably what I'd do, unless he dominates on the forward line and takes the decision out of anyone's hands.

There's Teakle, Pink does okay to create forward structure as well and there's an ex Bullants player, Finnbar Maley, who can clunk a good mark. Pretty raw, ex basketballer with a couple of season's of footy behind him. That should create enough structure to allow our really talented forwards like Larkey, Curtis and Duursma to have room to move.

Duursma another, best set of hands in his draft year, exceptional mark, but the next step for me is how he attacks a ground ball contest

Showing good signs though

 

[the_cleaner]

SHEEZUS CHRIST…. SUPERSTAR! highest rated player for the round.

the tune sounds soo good in my head.

 

[roos 10]

Just listen to cornhole and bucks top 6 performances this round no sheez what a joke

 

[Friday Night Lights]

Even X was higher on the CD ratings for the round.

Unreal. The difference in rating between Harry and 2nd is the same as the gap between 2nd and 20th!

 

[Disco Dew]

Just listen to cornhole and bucks top 6 performances this round no sheez what a joke

Gotta win games.

 

[ferball]

Duursma another, best set of hands in his draft year, exceptional mark, but the next step for me is how he attacks a ground ball contest

Showing good signs though

He's shown some good ground ball skills in the VFL. That first goal was okay on the weekend too but all forwards should be doing that stuff these days.

 

[ferball]

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SHEEZUS CHRIST…. SUPERSTAR! highest rated player for the round.

the tune sounds soo good in my head.

We have two of the top three players.

Geelong have the other and another two in the top ten.

 

[speedy]

Gotta win games.

The kid is breaking all sorts of records. Surely there is some acknowledgement somewhere?

 

[Disco Dew]

The kid is breaking all sorts of records. Surely there is some acknowledgement somewhere?

You’d like to think so.

 

[joegreen]

The ones about time are surprisingly accurate!

Harry Sheezel doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Harry Sheezel.

If you spell Harry Sheezel in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Harry Sheezel breathes air ... five times a day.

In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Harry Sheezel roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

When God said, “Let there be light!” Harry Sheezel said, “Say Please.”

Harry Sheezel has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.

If Harry Sheezel were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Harry Sheezel and they played footy against each other, they would both win.

The dinosaurs looked at Harry Sheezel the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

Harry Sheezel' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Harry Sheezel once kicked a footy so hard that his foot broke the speed of light

Harry Sheezel does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Harry Sheezel does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Harry Sheezel is pain.

Harry Sheezel recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Harry Sheezel.

On the 7th day, God rested ... Harry Sheezel took over.

Harry Sheezel can dribble a bowling ball.

Harry Sheezel drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

Harry Sheezel's handballing is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

If you want a list of Harry Sheezel' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

Harry Sheezel has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Harry Sheezel once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Harry Sheezel does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Harry Sheezel can pee his name into concrete.

Harry Sheezel's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Harry Sheezel.

Harry Sheezel counted to infinity... twice.

Harry Sheezel can speak Braille.

Harry Sheezel can have both feet on the ground and kick a footy at the same time.

Harry Sheezel can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Harry Sheezel stands faster than anyone can run.

Once an inland taipan bit Harry Sheezel's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the taipan died.

Harry Sheezel once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Champions are the breakfast of Harry Sheezel.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Harry Sheezel.

Harry Sheezel can slam revolving doors.

Harry Sheezel does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Harry Sheezel goes killing.

The dark is afraid of Harry Sheezel.

Harry Sheezel can kill two stones with one bird.

Harry Sheezel can play the violin with a piano.

Harry Sheezel makes onions cry.

Death once had a near-Harry-Sheezel experience.

When Harry Sheezel writes, he makes paper bleed.

Harry Sheezel can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Harry Sheezel never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.

Harry Sheezel can build a snowman out of rain.

Harry Sheezel once punched a man in the soul.

Harry Sheezel can drown a fish.

Harry Sheezel once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

When Harry Sheezel looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Harry Sheezel and Harry Sheezel.

When Harry Sheezel enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

The only time Harry Sheezel was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Harry Sheezel can tie his shoes with his feet.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Harry Sheezel's fist.

Harry Sheezel is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Harry Sheezel used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.

There has never been a hurricane named Harry because it would have destroyed everything.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Harry Sheezel.

When Harry Sheezel does a pushup, he's pushing the Earth down.

Harry Sheezel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Harry Sheezel doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Harry Sheezel does not get frostbite. Harry Sheezel bites frost.

In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Harry Sheezel.

Harry Sheezel spices up his steaks with pepper spray.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Harry Sheezel out. It didn’t work.

Harry Sheezel can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Harry Sheezel has 72... and they're all lethal.

Harry Sheezel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Harry Sheezel doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

Harry Sheezel can divide by zero.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Harry Sheezel. There were no survivors.

Harry Sheezel destroyed the periodic table, because Harry Sheezel only recognizes the element of surprise.

Harry Sheezel once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

When Harry Sheezel was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Harry Sheezel.

When Harry Sheezel does division, there are no remainders.

It takes Harry Sheezel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Harry Sheezel proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Harry Sheezel once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Harry Sheezel once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Harry Sheezel.

Harry Sheezel had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.

Harry Sheezel can sneeze with his eyes open.

Harry Sheezel can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

Harry Sheezel beat the sun in a staring contest.

Superman owns a pair of Harry Sheezel undies.

Harry Sheezel doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Harry Sheezel can clap with one hand.

Harry Sheezel doesn't need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.

Before he forgot a gift for Harry Sheezel, Santa Claus was real.

In an average living room there are a thousand objects Harry Sheezel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Harry Sheezel invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person that could fly.

Harry Sheezel's belly button is actually a power outlet.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Harry Sheezel.

Harry Sheezel is the only man who can fight himself and win.

Harry Sheezel's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Harry Sheezel can start a fire with an ice cube.

The flu gets a Harry Sheezel shot every year.

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

Harry is just such a ridiculously accomplished player already. All the posts above sum it up very well.

But he’s only 19. Let him just play for a couple more years and then revisit the Captaincy idea.
Also, if he gets the captaincy too soon Redgum will have to come out of retirement to release a song about him.

 

[giantroo]

 

[My Left Foote]

The kid is breaking all sorts of records. Surely there is some acknowledgement somewhere?

He is deservedly getting high praise from certain individuals like Cal Twomey and Daniel Hoyne from Champion Data however until we start winning more games I think it will be a while until he gets the gushing praise from the commentators like Nick Daicos does.

 

[BlueandWhiteinmyBlood]

He is deservedly getting high praise from individuals like Cal Twomey and Daniel Hoyne from Champion Data however until we start winning more games I think it will be a while until he gets the gushing praise from the commentators like Nick Daicos does.

These are guys generally with out an agenda. It would almost kill anyone else in the media affiliated with a club, for example Cornes to heap praise on our club in general but in particularly Sheezel as its preposterous to them that North has a generational talent that’s about to change the way the game is played, if he hasn’t done so already.

 

[My Left Foote]

These are guys generally with out an agenda. It would almost kill anyone else in the media affiliated with a club, for example Cornes to heap praise on our club in general but in particularly Sheezel as its preposterous to them that North has a generational talent that’s about to change the way the game is played, if he hasn’t done so already.

100%. I've been listening to SEN with Gerard Healy, Cornes and Brad Johnson a bit lately and the number of arguments they make to justify Harry not being an All Australian is beyond a joke, they can't bring themselves to admit that were the All Australian team selected on merit he would be one of the first selected.

 

[giantroo]

 

[BlueandWhiteinmyBlood]

100%. I've been listening to SEN with Gerard Healy, Cornes and Brad Johnson a bit lately and the number of arguments they make to justify Harry not being an All Australian is beyond a joke, they can't bring themselves to admit that were the All Australian team selected on merit he would be one of the first selected.

Exactly mate. Lyon, Watson, Healy, Johnno, are exactly all apart of the problem. It’s obviously unavoidable in the industry but the bias towards their old clubs or clubs they support is ridiculous, on top of being a minnow club (and the stigma attached to that) as it is which only exacerbates the issue.

It is the above reasons that Ben Brown, Lindsay Thomas aren’t All Australians and boomer isn’t a 5x AA from recent memory.

 

[Masked Avenger]

Exactly mate. Lyon, Watson, Healy, Johnno, are exactly all apart of the problem. It’s obviously unavoidable in the industry but the bias towards their old clubs or clubs they support is ridiculous, on top of being a minnow club (and the stigma attached to that) as it is which only exacerbates the issue.

It is the above reasons that Ben Brown, Lindsay Thomas aren’t All Australians and boomer isn’t a 5x AA from recent memory.

Throw in Cunners and Robbie Tarrant also.

No doubt if those two played for any of the big 4 Victorian Clubs they would have won multiple AA jumpers.

 

[Shermanator]

 

[Flawed Genius]

So now he's actually doing generational shit.

 

[BlueandWhiteinmyBlood]

Thrown in Cunners and Robbie Tarrant also.

No doubt if those two played for any of the big 4 Victorian Clubs they would have won multiple AA jumpers.

Sorry, how could I forget. I actually get so hung up on Lindsay Thomas and in particular his 2013 season where he kicked 53 goals (the most of any small foward that year) and didn’t make the team. It’s a joke that been made about our club for years now.

 

[tazaa]

Just a freak. Simple as that