Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 24 - Cats v Eagles Sat Aug 24th 1:45pm AEST (GMHBA)

[vanders]

Oh my lord

 

[The 747]

Priority Pick.

Exhibit A.

Like North, you would have to trade the PP for an experienced player like Yeo, Duggan, Darling, Kelly, McGovern, Barrass, Ryan.....

 

[FreoRicci]

How would Harley Reid want to hang around for this?

 

[Roobs321]

I have to say Kardinia looks gorgeous today, great day for footy

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Come join us Harley.

 

[Ghossein]

okay this has been fun but im going to watch jeremy cameron kick 16 goals now

y'all thought i was joking

 

[catters_28]

The Fitzroy-Melbourne 1979 record of the biggest VFL/AFL margin in history has to be under threat at this rate.

Nah we were up by 114 at half time when we beat Melbourne by 186

 

[Roobs321]

well the good news is that when the Eagles finish 16th, they rise to 4th the following season (as long as we don't get worse in the 2nd half and invite relegation)

 

[Forward Press]

Coach killer, Simmo must go...



...wait.

 

[FreoRicci]

Nah we were up by 114 at half time when we beat Melbourne by 186

To be fair, West Coast have to be worst. More experience, just pathetic efforts and no structure in the backline.

Put one or two behind the ball.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Equal 15th highest first half score of all time.

 

[MC Extra Dollop]

Officially getting in the range of 'any margin of Bulldogs and Fremantle wins will do'.

Keep the pedal to the floor, Cats.

 

[Roobs321]

we might as well just start sending bye to the SCG and Kardinia. We managed a sneaky win at the SCG against the Blues during the covid years.

 

[Ghossein]

How would Harley Reid want to hang around for this?

maybe the free groceries at the herdsman market are worth it

 

[stallon]

To be fair, West Coast have to be worst. More experience, just pathetic efforts and no structure in the backline.

Put one or two behind the ball.

The experience doesnt matter that much when theyre all past their best.

Id rather swap 5 guys 30+ with 250 games each for 5 guys with 150 games in the mid to late 20s.

Thats why quoting experience stats are useless

 

[PerthBoy86]

I have to say Kardinia looks gorgeous today, great day for footy

I prefer Kardinya, WA, near where I grew up.

 

[ROYAL EAGLE]

Why is it in these big losses the senior guys never stand up for us

Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

is such a bad leader, and is run of so easily

Cripps has let Holmes run of Holmes unchecked

Tom Cole

28

Tom Cole

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

110.3

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

110.3

2star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

being Tom Cole

28

Tom Cole

Age

27

Ht

188cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

3.7

4star

T

2.7

4star

MG

110.3

2star

D

10.5

3star

K

6.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.5

3star

MG

110.3

2star

D

9.8

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.8

4star

He leads the league in defensive 50 turnovers that result in goals to opposition

Tim Kelly

11

Tim Kelly

Age

30

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.6

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

19.9

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

7.6

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.7

5star

CL

3.6

4star

D

21.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.8

5star

missing tackles

Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

32

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

being a total passenger no defensive side today and that's what he is supposed to be playing for

Jack Darling

27

Jack Darling

Age

32

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

should never play for us again

 

[longdonkey]

So do you think the umps will stop giving Geelong frees once they go past our percentage?

 

[DazalenkoUBewty]

Wet toast! Wtf

 

[Roobs321]

my Raiders are playing now against...

...the Panthers...

sigh

 

[t_94]

There are some teams I like seeing on their knees.. and the Eagles aren’t one of them

I will watch on with morbid curiosity though

Can’t say I agree, plastic club followed by a bunch of small minded weirdos in the west.

 

[Roobs321]

at least we aren't fumbling like last week, gotta take what we can

 

[CakeEater]

Give Schoey a 10 year contract

 

[MtGHawk]

Geez. Look at that scoreline. Destroy-ation! As Rex used to say.

 

[Roobs321]

North won't be outdone, solidarity in sadery