Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 3 - Hawks v Cats Mon April 1st 3:20pm AEDT (MCG)

[Fitzey]

The wizard needs to drop 15 kegs

And be 30kgs? That’d be great for him if he’s riding Mr Brightside on a Saturday.

 

[Chism]

They may have to stop this game soon and we are 15klms West of the MCG and the lighting and thunder is intense. The G about to cop it soon.

 

[Grockadoc]

Mabior taking blokes out for fun at the moment. Atleast he’s doing something I guess.

His 3 goals not enough?

 

[guruisatiger]

Best thing chol ever did

 

[SSSSSS]

GAGF how the **** isn't that HTB?

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Sucked in Ginnivin

 

[Carbine Chaos]

That's a disgraceful non-HTB for Ginnivan there. Umpire blind or what?

 

[BringFevBack2021]

I don’t think we’ve had it better or worse than any other team but yeah we haven’t had any help in front of goal in rounds one and two. And you’re right Henry is going to cause a lot of defenders a lot of problems through the years

I personally believe forwards that need a run and jump at it are unfairly treated by umpires most weeks, and that the interpretation of the rule needs to change to support them more.

I do think however that Darcy Moore is unfairly treated by the umpires too, and is penalised against forwards when he shouldn’t be. So I am cognisant that it isn’t an easy rule to fix.

 

[guruisatiger]

How da heck is that not holding the ball???

 

[The 747]

Holmes again. Such a turnover merchant.

Needs to fix that up if he wants the big contract.

 

[Foucault1989]

Holmes again. Such a turnover merchant.

You were saying?

 

[Rustica]

**** your tackled immediately no prior bullshit

If a player is tackled and has done 4 revolutions and then just drops it

He is ****ing gooooone!!

How hard is it

 

[guruisatiger]

That's a disgraceful non-HTB for Ginnivan there. Umpire blind or what?

Not blind just corrupt

 

[Fitzey]

His 3 goals not enough?

When they are down by 30 points, clearly not.

 

[SSSSSS]

Umpires are just not allowed to give Ginni a free kick or something?

 

[Mr Meeseeks]

How da damn is that not holding the ball???

Ginnivan

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[LeoMessi]

Umpiring is a joke as per every game. How that was not holding the ball, I’ll never know! This game would be better without these maggots running around

 

[PP34]

No holding the ball?!??

 

[Grockadoc]

So, "he was tackled immediately" but you gave him so long to get rid of it... Either blow the whistle sooner or pay HTB...

 

[Magma]

umpires will let that go and then wonder why players still get spiked into the ground.

 

[Sprout]

The definition of BT’s “slider” seems to have broadened to basically any kick.

 

[Swanssince91]

Selwoods expert commentary

 

[guruisatiger]

Selwood has to have some serious CTE.

Stuttering and slurring every second word.

He speaks like he has 2 tampons stuck up his nostrils

 

[brutus76]

Got that was **** umpiring

How can you do a 720 and not get pinged

Stephen McBurney now you're a week in as Head of Officiating tell them to BLOW THE BLOODY WHISTLE!!!!

 

[Grockadoc]

When they are down by 30 points, clearly not.

His 3 goals helped them get back to within 4 points after being down by 36...

Surely this is a pisstake...