Rumour Bluemour Discussion XXXVII

[TENACIOUS]

Here are all the trades we are currently working on with other teams. I guarantee none will be announced before 2pm

Adelaide

• Darcy - It would be good to have a Fogarty on our list that actually kicks goals
• Jones - It would be good to have a defender on our list that can actually Chayce

Brisbane

• Hugh McCluggage- We need more outside run so badly I would fly up to Brisbane, pack his bags and drive him to the airport. Plus... I'd really like to answer 'How much luggage could McCluggage lug if MucCluggage could lug luggage?'
• Bailey - he could rotate with Williams up forward. They could train for interchanging with 'Zac's on, zac's off'

Collingwood

• Isaac Quaynor - our gameplan needs more IQ

*

• Shiel - Forget the private jet this time. A couple of cab vouchers would probably do the trick

Freo

• Alex Pearce - once we add NGA kids next year, we could have the interchange 'Pearce off, Ison is on'...

Geelong

• SDK - can never have enough Blues Brothers

Gold Coast

• Alex Sexton - Moved to defence this year. The perfect fit once Silvagni moves to CHB

GWS

• Coniglio - Just as a test case to see if SOS tries to recruit him next year

Hawthorn

• Dylan Moore - please sir, can we have some?
• Grainger-Barras - together with Tom Barrass = Barassi @ Carlton

Melbourne

• McVee - Once we have Barassi, we need to bring back Judd
• Oliver - we desperately need more inside mids at Carlton

North Melbourne

• Comben - he only kicked 3 goals all year. All three were against Carlton in round 19. You know it makes sense
• LDU - We tried to right the Dow wrong with Cerra. This would complete the redemption
• Fisher - see Coniglio

Port

• Butters - We ask for him but Port send us a different player. Austin exclaims 'I can't believe it's not Butters!'
• Rozee - Walsh vs Rozee? Porque no los dos?
• Narkle - I'll be waiting for him to make a mistake so I can scream out '**** Narkle!'

Richmond

• Picks only - the cupboard is more bare than Old Mother Hubbard's
• Coulthard, Mansell & Clark - Not for recruitment, but I want to see these three race each other

St Kilda

• Henry, Higgins - they can teach our players that 'do little'

Sydney

• Papley - only if we can get Ryan O'Keefe to come out of retirement

WCE

• Barrass - see Hawthorn
• Cripps, McGovern - Pokemon, collect them all!

Bulldogs

• Daniel - A player I look up to (literally)
• Bont - Just for KohPhi
• Liberatore - A Libba at Carlton. What could go wrong?

World Record
Longest joke ever posted on BF

 

[CrippaTheGoat9]

Apparently Kemp is now keen on the move to the saints …

- Riley Beveridge

 

[Blue_Fusion]

Apparently Kemp is now keen on the move to the saints …

Based on?

 

[WreckTangle]

Apparently Kemp is now keen on the move to the saints …

Who tf would want to go to the Saints? Bizarre


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[agro]

Conjecture not for this board please agro

He’s got a lot of trades going on he’s very busy.

 

[CrippaTheGoat9]

Based on?

Riley Beveridge

 

[Ninja Worrier]

Based on?

Ben Silvagni tweet

 

[swuzzlebubble]

Here are all the trades we are currently working on with other teams. I guarantee none will be announced before 2pm

Adelaide

• Darcy - It would be good to have a Fogarty on our list that actually kicks goals
• Jones - It would be good to have a defender on our list that can actually Chayce

Brisbane

• Hugh McCluggage- We need more outside run so badly I would fly up to Brisbane, pack his bags and drive him to the airport. Plus... I'd really like to answer 'How much luggage could McCluggage lug if MucCluggage could lug luggage?'
• Bailey - he could rotate with Williams up forward. They could train for interchanging with 'Zac's on, zac's off'

Collingwood

• Isaac Quaynor - our gameplan needs more IQ

*

• Shiel - Forget the private jet this time. A couple of cab vouchers would probably do the trick

Freo

• Alex Pearce - once we add NGA kids next year, we could have the interchange 'Pearce off, Ison is on'...

Geelong

• SDK - can never have enough Blues Brothers

Gold Coast

• Alex Sexton - Moved to defence this year. The perfect fit once Silvagni moves to CHB

GWS

• Coniglio - Just as a test case to see if SOS tries to recruit him next year

Hawthorn

• Dylan Moore - please sir, can we have some?
• Grainger-Barras - together with Tom Barrass = Barassi @ Carlton

Melbourne

• McVee - Once we have Barassi, we need to bring back Judd
• Oliver - we desperately need more inside mids at Carlton

North Melbourne

• Comben - he only kicked 3 goals all year. All three were against Carlton in round 19. You know it makes sense
• LDU - We tried to right the Dow wrong with Cerra. This would complete the redemption
• Fisher - see Coniglio

Port

• Butters - We ask for him but Port send us a different player. Austin exclaims 'I can't believe it's not Butters!'
• Rozee - Walsh vs Rozee? Porque no los dos?
• Narkle - I'll be waiting for him to make a mistake so I can scream out '**** Narkle!'

Richmond

• Picks only - the cupboard is more bare than Old Mother Hubbard's
• Coulthard, Mansell & Clark - Not for recruitment, but I want to see these three race each other

St Kilda

• Henry, Higgins - they can teach our players that 'do little'

Sydney

• Papley - only if we can get Ryan O'Keefe to come out of retirement

WCE

• Barrass - see Hawthorn
• Cripps, McGovern - Pokemon, collect them all!

Bulldogs

• Daniel - A player I look up to (literally)
• Bont - Just for KohPhi
• Liberatore - A Libba at Carlton. What could go wrong?

You obviously don't have to complete timesheets at work!

 

[Faz 2000]

Who tf would want to go to the Saints? Bizarre

You can imagine the pitch.

Small crowds? We got 'em!
Frustrating, defensive gamestyle? YES!
History of failure and disappointment? Un-freaking-matched!

Far out, where do I sign?!

 

[Blue since 72]

Apparently Kemp is now keen on the move to the saints …

- Riley Beveridge

I call bull shit.

 

[Banga19]

A post in the blue healers thread? Sakc Innes

 

[ABigOlDoofus]

I'll be pretty mad if we trade Kemp tbh, contracted young player who can play in our thinnest position. Yeah he's inconsistent but he's not the type we should be culling tbh. Kennedy yes as he's surplus to needs, don't know about Kemp.

 

[dumb]

Apparently Kemp is now keen on the move to the saints …

- Riley Beveridge

i thought i only needed the defib unit for our actual games

kemp being seduced with the idea of not being the only whipping boy

 

[Alice]

I'd trade McGovern before Kemp.

I’d just trade McGovern….

 

[Navy Blues 73]

SOS uses a Bidet

 

[marcmurphy3]

If Kemps coming around to the idea I suspect it's because we are pushing it that way.

 

[ferrisb]

You obviously don't have to complete timesheets at work!

Years ago I had to complete timesheets for a job that really didn't need them.

I made sure to always end the timesheet with 'filling in this timesheet -- 15 minutes'.

 

[St Steady]

Who tf would want to go to the Saints? Bizarre


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alex marcou, ken sheldon, peter mconville, that spiro dude, and scratcher neale to name a few (he was from geelong , but somehow he gots slipped into the deal)

 

[swuzzlebubble]

If Kemps coming around to the idea I suspect it's because we are pushing it that way.

One day you're versatile, next you have no clear position

 

[TrueQldBlue]

Josh Jenkins strikes me as the type of guy that would use tissues as toilet paper.

I really don't know what to make of that comment.....

So many images come to mind....and none of them are good....

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[YeoShuey]

Surely Kemp is in line for the captaincy there. That side looks like a mess.

 

[circusdevil]

If Kemps coming around to the idea I suspect it's because we are pushing it that way.

I'd say it's because if Dow and Stoker can get a game, then Kemp thinks he'll be able to notch up 300 games himself.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Beveridge normally gets decent Carlton mail...

 

[bluesDeluxe]

I call bull shit.

Why?

The saints have obviously talked to him prior to this coming out

 

[chuncey]

Who tf would want to go to the Saints? Bizarre

Maybe three years. Only one left on our contract I ihim
No.
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