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[Tonga Bob]

Round tree #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Ocha905
4. spudmaster
3. The Filth Wizard
3. TheInjuryFactory

Yes I know that's 2 3's, but its the right total votes

 

[Dinsdale]

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[Dinsdale]

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Seems like a rule that should br broken

 

[Tonga Bob]

Seems like a rule that should br broken

[tapping the sign again, this time with more gusto]

 

[Dinsdale]

Round tree #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Ocha905
4. spudmaster
3. The Filth Wizard
3. TheInjuryFactory

Yes I know that's 2 3's, but its the right total votes

Ok fixed.
5. Ocha905
4. Spudmaster
3. The Filth Wizard
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Reginald Perrin
1. pantskyle

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ok fixed.
5. Ocha905
4. Spudmaster
3. The Filth Wizard
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Reginald Perrin
1. pantskyle

[pinching the bridge of my nose so f*cken hard rn]

 

[Dinsdale]

[pinching the bridge of my nose so f*cken hard rn]

In theory I'm right, and also after consulting my lawyers I'm very right.

 

[Dinsdale]

Because I just saved a life, I'm going to save Tonga Bob more angst.

My proper road tree votes are:
5. Ocha905
4. Spudmaster
3. The Filth Wizard
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Reginald Perrin

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Calm down Rambo.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Calm down Rambo.

Happy to share our team song with you Wazzas.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Happy to share our team song with you Wazzas.

Raveneyes your bit's been hijacked!

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[Raveneyes]

Raveneyes your bit's been hijacked!

BLUEALLTHRU looks up to me. I've taught him all he knows, but not all that I know.

Despite this, he still insists on dropping his trousers to his ankles at the urinal.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Five - Away vs the Wonders


[Pictured - a shirtless for some reason Barrybran kicking the winning goal with 30 seconds remaining]​

Welcome back Wazzas to another review of a week just passed.

Round five saw us on the second leg of an away trip. After surviving the slums of Spotswood we took a trip to the Colosseum to face a West Coast outfit who were in similar levels of disarray to their foopy counterparts. They were one of two teams to have suffered teamsheetitis (ironically we play the other one this coming week), and as a result one of their captains was on the lam. Good thing they have a spare captain.

They also have a Clarke who was having a big numbered milestone. 550 to be precise. Luckily we has three milestones courtesy of Freofalcon playing game 300, TheInjuryFactory playing game 200 and Piggy Smalls playing his 100th for us so our 600 was more than Clarke's 550. Normally we don't do too good with milestones, but having multiple ones in the same round seems to work a treat.

When game day came around however that treat was looking more like a trick for a while there. An even Steven first quarter led to a 20 point half time deficit and then another goal added to it by three quarter time. But then the final quarter happened. The hosts kicked another three goals and two behinds to finish on an accurate 16.8. We on the other hand put on another seven goals and nine points. Inaccurate yet effective, and the best was very much saved until last. How's this for last minute heroics?

4 : 23.41 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
4 : 23.45 {rHFF} - He kicks towards Barrybran and Pamcake1.
4 : 23.49 {rHFF} - Barrybran marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 23.53 {rHFF} - Barrybran has possession.
4 : 23.57 {rHFF} - Someone's changing.
4 : 24.01 - <<< BallaratBulldog is trading places with SSwans2011 >>>
4 : 24.1 {rHFF} - So Barrybran ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.14 {rHFF} - Barrybran nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 24.18 {rFP} - Barrybran is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 24.22 {rFP} - Barrybran eye's the goals and has a shot.
4 : 24.26 {rFP} - Barrybran kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
WEST COAST WONDERS : 16.8.104
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 16.13.109

Barrybran with the speccy, the Linda Blair moves, the shirt removal, the several bounces and the match winning goal to help us salute for our three milestoners!! Miracles are real, and they are the colour of persimmon.

Our third win of the season saw us jump another place on the ladder, back into the top four.

Round Five Ladder​

WON SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
WON               5    3        10   5        13   6        16   8    104     
CIW               5    3        7    3        9    4        16   13   109     
WON        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
BallaratBu  0  3  0  0  1  0  1  2  1   23  toxic        0  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   21
NinjaSwan   0  4  3  6  1  1  0  0  0   38  Raveneyes    0  4  1  3  0  1  1  0  0   19
LukeParker  0  4  0  6  0  0  1  0  0   21  Reginald P   0  3  3  10 2  1  2  0  0   41
dogs105     0  4  5  6  2  1  2  0  0   42  Purple7x08   0  12 7  7  0  0  3  0  0   62
Ressies Sw  0  7  2  5  0  2  1  0  0   36  TubbsFarqu   0  11 7  4  0  0  3  0  0   53
Pamcake1    0  7  5  15 2  5  1  0  0   76  raffrox      0  5  4  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
DenieD      0  13 11 14 0  2  0  1  0  108  Tonga Bob    0  11 6  9  2  2  1  1  0   82
Giant YoYo  0  6  3  16 0  1  2  0  0   54  pantskyle    0  13 6  4  1  2  0  1  0   77
Cubs2Lions  0  11 4  5  0  1  3  0  0   47  FootyGuy13   0  11 6  11 5  0  4  0  0   81
BigChippa5  0  8  5  7  1  2  1  1  1   63  Barrybran    0  9  4  8  2  1  1  2  0   73
HARPSichor  0  10 3  8  0  2  0  2  1   70  Dinsdale     0  8  3  6  0  0  2  2  0   51
akkaps      0  7  4  7  0  2  0  3  1   68  brian_muz    0  8  3  11 3  2  1  2  2   80
SSwans2011  0  3  1  7  0  0  0  0  0   26  Piggy Smal   0  2  0  0  1  1  0  2  0   23
BFew        0  4  1  0  0  0  1  2  2   26  The Filth    0  8  0  0  0  0  1  3  5   44
jezzajay    0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18  zackah       0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25
AnUltimate  16 11 0  13 1  1  2  2  1   87  TheInjuryF   8  10 0  7  6  1  1  1  3   83
croweater   0  11 5  7  1  1  1  0  0   64  Mesc         0  4  0  7  2  1  1  0  0   32
ClarkeM     0  8  0  11 2  1  1  1  1   59  Freofalcon   0  7  0  7  6  3  0  0  1   63
Rubber Arm  0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2  spudmaster   5  4  0  4  1  0  0  0  0   29
JT_the_Man  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Ocha905      0  6  0  12 2  2  1  0  1   50

There were many fine performances on a warm day. 300 gamer Freofalcon replaced 200 gamer TheInjuryFactory as rover and picked up 6 tackles to go with 14 disposals. TIF then usurped spudmaster and spent some rare time in the ruck with a career-high 8 hitouts (out of 14 in total) to go with 17 disposals, 6 tackles and one goal three behinds. The centreline of FootyGuy13 (22 disposals/6 marks/5 tackles), pantskyle (17 disposals/6 marks/1 goal) and oldmate (20 disposals/6 marks/2 tackles/1 goal) had plenty of it. Everyone in the forward line kicked multiple goals, led by The Filth Wizard (3 goals 5 behinds) with Piggy Smalls zackah Dinsdale brian_muz & Barrybran all kicking two each. And Purple7x08_24 (19 disposals/7 marks) returned to his All-SFA form, however conceding three free kicks wasn't ideal.

Round Six - At home vs the Dragons (MOTR)


Last time we met: Round 13, Season 37

Dragons FFC 23.14 (152) defeated Coney Island Warriors 14.11 (95) at Ljp86's Lair​

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Tough one this week with many worthy of votes. Here's how I went.

Round 5 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) TheInjuryFactory
4 votes) Barrybran (clutch af)
3 votes) Bob, T.
2 votes) FootyGuy13
1 vote) brian_muz



Our opposition pretty much pwned themselves the week before and didn't recover.

 

[cats2rise]

Hi Warriors.

The Sweet Cricket Association (Sweet CA) has been announced!

The cricket sim league will commence Season 01 in the Sweet FA Off-Season, and will incorporate teams and grounds set within the existing Municipality of Sweet and will serve as a feeder to the Sweet FA within a new designated Sweet CA sub-forum. The Sweet CA is to be a pathway to the wider world of Qooty for new posters, a place for budding leaders to showcase potential, an off-season activity for those needing a sim fix, or simply for those of us who just love or miss a little qricket.

Please do feel free to read more or sign up for the first draft (or prepare your own foundation club bid!)

Sweet CA - Sweet Cricket Association


Also magnificant work Tonga Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hi Warriors.

The Sweet Cricket Association (Sweet CA) has been announced!

The cricket sim league will commence Season 01 in the Sweet FA Off-Season, and will incorporate teams and grounds set within the existing Municipality of Sweet and will serve as a feeder to the Sweet FA within a new designated Sweet CA sub-forum. The Sweet CA is to be a pathway to the wider world of Qooty for new posters, a place for budding leaders to showcase potential, an off-season activity for those needing a sim fix, or simply for those of us who just love or miss a little qricket.

Please do feel free to read more or sign up for the first draft (or prepare your own foundation club bid!)

Sweet CA - Sweet Cricket Association


Also magnificant work Tonga Bob

I reckon former Wazza PhatBoy would be all over this like a cheap suit!

 

[Ocha905]

Round 4

5 votes) FootyGuy13
4 votes) The Filth Wizard
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) spudmaster
1 vote) Tubbsfarquhar

Round 5
5 votes) Barrybran
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) Bob, T.
2 votes) brian_muz
1 vote) FootyGuy13

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Six - At Home vs the Dragons


[Groundhog Day is a shit film anyway]​

Hey Wazzas, time to do the needful.

Death, taxes and losing to the Dragons. We were at home, we observed the 10th anniversary of Whore Tree Day, we had no milestones (singular or plural), we had warm conditions and we were above them on the ladder. The horny cat and the avocado were pretty jovial. We even won the first quarter. But no. No, no, f*cken no.

Conceding eleven goals and scoring two in the middle quarters was not the masterstroke coach The Donald may have thought it would be, with four goals apiece in the final quarter consigned the last quarter heroics of last week into the history books as we finished up 47 points in the red. It was our biggest defeat of the season and our fifth loss in a row in a fixture where we last tasted victory ten games ago and have only won twice in the previous twenty one (21) encounters. Yeah there was a draw in there as well but if you're gonna argue that point then we're throwing hands. I talk about only worrying about the things in our control but this extreme simhousery needs to be called out. Random my red ring.

Anyhoo, we're still in the top eight - fifth to be precise. We play the team that replaced us in the top four, who are led by the owner of the tamagotchi which has given us nothing but pain so imma have words with him. We're playing away and have won our last six away games, with the yang to that yin being us losing our last four home games.

Round Six Ladder​

CIW SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
CIW               3    2        4    2        5    5        9    5    59      
DRA               1    3        7    5        12   6        16   10   106     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Mesc        0  2  2  5  0  0  0  0  0   22  A Swallow    0  3  1  1  0  1  0  0  0   15
Raveneyes   0  2  2  2  0  1  1  0  0   14  BringBackT   0  1  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    7
TheInjuryF  0  12 0  6  5  0  1  1  0   71  Pie 4 Life   0  5  0  10 7  2  1  1  1   69
Purple7x08  0  7  5  13 0  0  1  0  0   59  VandoHawk    0  6  5  6  0  0  1  0  0   42
TubbsFarqu  0  7  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   49  DragoDelph   0  5  1  4  2  0  1  0  0   31
Freofalcon  0  9  1  8  2  0  3  0  0   45  Ge3ks        0  3  1  3  0  0  1  0  0   15
Tonga Bob   0  16 8  11 1  4  1  1  0  105  Ligma        0  11 6  18 2  3  1  0  0   95
pantskyle   0  8  4  13 2  0  1  0  0   67  Blaze Stor   0  12 11 17 1  0  0  1  0  113
raffrox     0  10 3  6  1  0  0  0  0   55  freo84       0  11 8  13 0  0  3  0  2   76
Barrybran   0  4  5  8  1  1  0  2  0   60  Bradesmaen   0  8  6  5  1  2  0  3  0   76
Dinsdale    0  5  6  6  0  0  1  1  0   48  Pickitt      0  12 2  5  1  0  1  2  1   66
brian_muz   0  4  2  9  1  1  0  1  1   48  Purple Jes   0  8  1  3  0  1  0  1  0   40
Piggy Smal  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  Hatchy1992   0  5  0  0  2  0  0  3  2   43
The Filth   0  1  1  0  0  0  1  0  1    4  Bonz         0  4  1  0  1  0  1  3  1   35
spudmaster  1  1  0  1  1  0  0  0  0   10  Knifey Spo   0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  1    9
Reginald P  13 16 0  7  3  0  1  1  1   91  Ljp86        8  15 0  11 4  2  1  0  2   92
Ocha905     0  9  0  8  7  2  0  0  0   73  Drizzy       0  8  0  11 5  4  0  1  0   76
zackah      0  6  0  0  2  1  1  2  1   37  DJ75         0  5  0  2  0  1  0  1  0   26
FootyGuy13  0  8  5  7  3  0  2  0  0   59  T2B_         0  7  5  12 2  0  0  0  0   68
toxic       0  4  2  5  2  1  2  0  0   31  Chief        0  3  0  0  1  0  0  0  0   13

spudmaster found himself ousted from the ruck for the second week in a row, this time by Reginald Perrin who turned back the clock with a 23 disposal/13 hitout/3 tackle/1 goal performance. Other to do well include Ocha905 (17 disposals/7 tackles), pantskyle (21 disposals/4 marks/2 tackles), TheInjuryFactory (18 disposals/ 5 tackles/1 goal) & Purple7x08_24 (20 disposals/5 marks). I did alright as well. Up front Barrybran & zackah were the only multiple goal kickers with two each in a week where the two leading scorers for the season in The Filth Wizard & Piggy Smalls were held goalless.

Round Seven - Away vs the Roys


Last time we met: Round 1, Season 37

Roys FFC 14.11 (95) defeated Coney Island Warriors 11.7 (73) at Brunswick Junction Oval​

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Indulge me people.

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) Reginald Perrin
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) Barrybran



Dinsdale this week for the fake bingo game thing.

 

[Dinsdale]

Round sux #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Bob
4. Reginald Perrin
3. Barrybran
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. zackah

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 5th #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. brian_muz
4. Tonga Bob
3. Barrybran
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. FootyGuy13

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Seven - Away vs the Roys

​

Hey Wazzas, we got a week to review so let's get reviewin'.

We were back on the road in round seven, this time to head to the BJO to face a Roys side who were one spot above us on the ladder. It was the quietest week of the season thus far but it wasn't without stuff. Eighteen of us got involved at some point, while for the hosts Mobbs named a street, Mike provided an amusing picture and 3KZ got all mystic.

Then game day dawned. phil posted a game and we had a pretty even first quarter before the second quarter saw us kick 5 goals to 1 in what was the defining quarter of the match. The rest of the match saw us concede nine goals and kick seven, but the 32 point half time lead was enough of a buffer to see us finish 16 points to the good.

The win was enough to not only see us leapfrog Roy but also the Sin Citizens to finish the round in third place.

Round Seven Ladder​

ROY SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ROY               3    2        4    5        9    6        13   13   91      
CIW               3    5        8    13       12   13       15   17   107     
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Reardo      0  7  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   49  pantskyle    0  3  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   11
Elmer_Haus  0  5  4  5  2  0  1  0  1   43  Raveneyes    0  3  5  7  0  0  1  0  0   35
DERRINALPH  4  2  1  4  3  1  0  0  0   34  The Filth    0  4  2  4  0  1  0  2  0   39
Aristotle   0  6  4  0  1  0  0  0  0   34  Purple7x08   0  8  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   35
JackNah_8   0  5  4  5  1  0  0  0  0   41  TubbsFarqu   0  7  5  0  0  0  0  0  1   37
Mobbs       0  5  9  8  0  0  2  0  0   52  Freofalcon   0  7  2  6  1  0  1  0  0   40
3KZ is Foo  0  12 5  7  1  0  0  1  0   75  Tonga Bob    0  7  4  6  1  0  1  0  0   46
SpecialBru  0  12 5  16 1  1  2  0  2   84  Reginald P   0  14 2  9  4  1  1  2  1   93
Phar Ace    0  12 3  8  2  1  0  0  0   70  FootyGuy13   0  12 4  4  1  0  1  0  1   58
HinkleysHe  0  8  4  13 0  1  2  1  2   65  Barrybran    0  7  6  8  0  0  0  0  1   56
Ed_Gein     0  7  0  5  0  0  1  0  1   29  Dinsdale     0  9  6  7  1  0  1  0  3   63
_Mike_      0  5  3  5  0  0  1  0  0   31  brian_muz    0  8  6  8  1  0  0  2  1   75
Dicky Fitz  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Piggy Smal   0  3  0  0  2  0  1  1  2   22
TheGoatBar  0  7  0  0  1  1  0  5  2   58  Paracleet    0  5  1  4  0  1  0  2  2   41
Mooch       0  2  1  2  1  0  0  1  1   24  zackah       0  6  1  2  2  0  0  4  2   59
judge judy  9  9  0  11 5  2  0  2  0   92  TheInjuryF   7  10 0  7  3  2  1  2  0   74
fitzroybow  0  10 0  9  4  1  0  2  2   79  toxic        0  2  0  6  5  3  1  0  0   38
royboy2     0  11 0  15 4  2  3  1  2   80  spudmaster   1  10 0  9  6  3  0  0  2   78
windyhill   0  2  2  6  0  0  1  0  0   21  Ocha905      0  4  0  7  2  2  1  0  1   34
Roylion     0  6  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   35  Mesc         0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Reginald Perrin continued his rick vein of form, coming off the bench to notch a 23 disposal/4 tackle/2 goal effort. TheInjuryFactory found himself in the ruck again (I KNOW RIGHT???!?) and gave us 17 disposals, 7 hitouts, 3 tackles & 2 goals after swapping placed with spudmaster who finished with 19 disposals/6 tackles/1 hitout. Rookie brian_muz (16 disposals/6 marks/2 goals) did well off a flank, Dinsdale (16 disposals/6 marks/3 behinds) provided and effective yet inaccurate presence up forward, zackah led the team with 4 goals while Paracleet came into the side after some strong work in the magoos and kicked a couple of handy goals.

Round Eight - Away vs the Bombers


Last time we met: Round 18, Season 37

Baghdad Bombers 17.6 (108) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 22.8 (140) at Abdu Prison​

Agent93 Barrybran brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the Frankie votes. "Where's the votes? When are you going to get the votes? Why aren't you getting the votes now?" And so on. So please, the Frankie votes.

Round 7 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Reginald Perrin
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) spudmaster
2 votes) zackah
1 vote) Dinsdale



Gonna go with TheInjuryFactory here and his nomination of this corker from Raveneyes

Official Match Thread - Season 38, Round 7: Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

With what food? Tater tots.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Paracleet]

You see, my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the Frankie votes. "Where's the votes? When are you going to get the votes? Why aren't you getting the votes now?" And so on. So please, the Frankie votes.

 

[Mesc]

Whoah !! We are 3rd ??

 

[Reginald Perrin]

@Reginald Perrin continued his rick vein of form

I always enjoy being in a rick vein of form...