Certified Legendary Thread Covid, Life, UFOs, Food, & Wordle :( Part 2

[leon123]

I have an esky next to the porch.

do you wee from the porch? I do, but neighbours are 300 metres away

 

[Pistol Night]

I have an esky next to the porch.

I have a fridge in our pergola, a fridge in my mancave and a fridge in the shed so at any given time a beer is less than 15 seconds away. Comforting

 

[leon123]

I have an esky next to the porch.

Jmac, your beer drinking porch approach reminds my of an experience of yesteryear.

We had just moved into a very old double fronted house in Ascot Vale (with a big verandah and porch), after moving all our belongings to the new abode, I duly drank a hundred beers.

Wake up in morning for a wee, our bedroom door is locked (old crappy house), Im busting for a wee. Mrs Leon, sensing my urgency said wee out the window, window is jammed. Locked in bedroom and no way out, busting for a wee after 100 beers.

Mrs Leon, says wee in your blundstone boot..... it was the only practical option.

What I learnt, Im glad I have big feet (boot holds lots of volume) and blundstones are water tight

 

[NMBB]

I have an esky next to the porch.

That'll have to go on the ground

PS The Rupanyup public toilets are very clean and have HOT and cold running water - don't always get that at work

 

[jmac70]

Jmac, your beer drinking porch approach reminds my of an experience of yesteryear.

We had just moved into a very old double fronted house in Ascot Vale (with a big verandah and porch), after moving all our belongings to the new abode, I duly drank a hundred beers.

Wake up in morning for a wee, our bedroom door is locked (old crappy house), Im busting for a wee. Mrs Leon, sensing my urgency said wee out the window, window is jammed. Locked in bedroom and no way out, busting for a wee after 100 beers.

Mrs Leon, says wee in your blundstone boot..... it was the only practical option.

What I learnt, Im glad I have big feet (boot holds lots of volume) and blundstones are water tight

That’s gold.