Eddie Dingle
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche
An avalanche
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Eddie Dingle
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How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family
Kill his family
What's white and sits in the corner ?
A fridge
A fridge
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Why don’t professional boxers have sex before a big fight?
Because they probably don’t like each other very much.
Because they probably don’t like each other very much.
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A bloke walks into a GP’s room, and sits down. The GP asks what he can do for him. The patient replies “I think I am a moth”.
‘A moth?” The GP replies, “why did you come to see me?” “ I think you need to see a psychiatrist”.
The patient replies “I saw your light on”.
‘A moth?” The GP replies, “why did you come to see me?” “ I think you need to see a psychiatrist”.
The patient replies “I saw your light on”.
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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with no pants.
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
"Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
Doctor Feel
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Did you hear about the Pedo Opera?
The Magic Flute in A Minor
The Magic Flute in A Minor
raman
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That's a low point even for this thread.
But as per the guidelines set out in the OP, Mr Dingle can now go back to his family and act like a normal human being.
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It’s truly awful and to make it even worse it’s a Family Guy joke
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My nasty ex wife texted me yesterday, "Wish you were here." She does it every time she walks through a cemetery!!!
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i thought Id heard it somewhere
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Never marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
Love means nothing to them.
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Where would you find Arnold Schwarzenegger actions toys in a store?
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Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii, or just a low ha?
This is disgusting! If the guy identifies as a moth can't we all just be accepting of him and NOT be so insensitive as to make jokes about the mothpeople?
I read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.
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