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Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread
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I can't stand Macaulay Culkin.
No Home Alono.
No Home Alono.
Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
Watched a 70’s cop show
No Columbo
Was some 5-0
No Columbo
Was some 5-0
bomberclifford
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Aruba, Jamaica, Bermuda, Bahama, Key Largo, Montego, and Jamaica.
No Kokomo.
No Kokomo.
SimonSpeilberg
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Just had a horrible dream
No Lobo
No Lobo
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Christmas is cancelled.
No HoHo.
No HoHo.
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Bushfires are ravaging
no scomo
no scomo
philreich
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Two strangers talking in a pub. They start talking about families and Paddy says, "My mother in law is an angel."
Mick replies, "Lucky you - mine is still alive."
Mick replies, "Lucky you - mine is still alive."
I didn't think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Boy do i feel dumb right now.
I even tried to google this and just got a reference to an 80s english synth band
Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
I never wanted another
Come over to me and discover
How I want to be near you
And you need to be far away
You always seem to make me feel at home
Hey you
People like
I never know, I never know, I never know why
You make me wanna cry
I never know, I never know, I never know why
Forever live and die
Eddie Dingle
Moving chairs
A priest, a rapist and a paedophile walked into a bar.
He got a beer.
He got a beer.
Schulzenfest
TheBrownDog
"How are you Mr. Pell?" asked the barman.
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Tried to tell my missus that I have the body of a Greek god. She replied, "Ummm darling - Buddha wasn't Greek."
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My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick - mainly because his name is Steve.
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A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm ****ing dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm ****ing dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
I was browsing through an Op shop the other day and came across a record called "The Sound of Wasps"
I took it home and played it but it sounded nothing like wasps so I went to return it.
The lady in the shop just smiled and told me it was because I was playing the B side.
I took it home and played it but it sounded nothing like wasps so I went to return it.
The lady in the shop just smiled and told me it was because I was playing the B side.
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